#shitost

[pwbi]

@WotC

Give Dragonborn tails you cowards

[bobcat-pie]

[hardcorefetishist]

he’s in your bed, I’M ALSO IN YOUR BED

i’ve got the key, HE TOO HAS THE KEY

[edgysaintjust]

Felt inspired

[so-you-melted-22]

No clue how it happened, but in my head Jack Zimmermanns voice sounds exactly like Ahren Stringers voice. 

[lostboys-fangposting]

protip: keep a spray bottle filled with holy water on you at all times to train your vampire

[insertpoetryhere]

Hanschen: OK guys, from now on we’ll be using code names. You can all refer to me as Eagle 1.

Hanschen: Melchior is Been There Done That.

Hanschen: Ernst is Currently Doing That.

Hanschen: Georg is It Happened In A Dream Once.

Hanschen: Wendla is If I Had To Pick A Girl

Hanschen: And Moritz is

Moritz:

Hanschen: Eagle 2

Moritz: Oh thank god-

[cute-sweet-corgo]

-aaa