#silver st cloud

[robs-your-robins]

Bruce didn't pull those baddies by being rich or hot or Batman. Those women didn't look at that man and go "he's hot, I got to have him". No, they all looked at this weirdo and each of them went "I want to study this man like a bug under a glass because he's so fucking strange" and then they got attached to the fucker.

[ashoss]

hes gotta defeat batmans seven evil exes

alt vv

[pinkiemachine]

Batman’s love interests 💕 OooohooHOO!

Okay, so in Gotham Files, it’s going to be canon that Bruce dated all of these women at some point in time, because he is a billionaire playboy philanthropist.

First off, there’s Zatanna, and they dated briefly back in high school. It didn’t work out because Bruce was still very much not in a good place, still grappling with the loss of his parents, being the “Prince of Gotham,” etc, etc. So they grew apart and went their separate ways. (This is Z when she was 18-20ish)

Vicki was his college flame. (Side note, this pic is Vicki when she’s an adult, in [current year] of the tv show.) Anyway, they had their fun, but Bruce was really just trying medicate his ✨ trauma ✨ and his ✨ feelings ✨ with good times, and it quickly became apparent that they weren’t a real solid couple in the ways that matter. So, by the time they graduated, they had already broken up. They both knew what paths in life they were taking, and they were going in two different directions.

Then there’s the fan-favourite, Talia Al Ghul. After college, Bruce went on his world travels, did a bunch of soul searching, learned a lot of skills, had a lot of teachers, vented a lot of his anger, and wound up learning under Ra’s Al Ghul in the League of Shadows, and wouldn’t you know it, he has a daughter and they kinda dig each other. It was probably the most passionate relationship Bruce had ever had up until that point, and he might have pursued her all the way… if it weren’t for the whole death cult thing… So, even though they had great chemistry, their moral codes were simply not aligned at all, and so it was destined to fail.

Theme: Clarity, covered by Sam Tsui

Then, when Bruce got back to Gotham, he wound up running into an old childhood friend of his, Silver St. Cloud. She’s a member of the Gotham upper class, they knew each other as kids, and I’m thinking it might be cute if she was always crushing on him back then, like that one girl who would just openly say things like, “Marry me!” and it’s super cute, but the feelings are NOT reciprocated XD Anyway, this relationship will only last a short while, and I haven’t decided if I want to play it straight, or use it for comedic purposes, or do both, but it’ll be fun either way.

Theme: Crowded Room by Meghan Trainor

Finally, there’s Selina, who needs little introduction. She is the end game. She is my OTP. The bus stops here. I give you, Mrs. Wayne.

Theme: Never Not Love You by Michael Buble

[raygirlramblings]

Thank you to Gachiakuta for providing an outstanding new addition to my list of 'Statuesque White Haired Women Who Could Easily Destroy Me and I Would Thank Them For It'

[johnnyanger]

(id in alt!)

silver st cloud and bruce's wedding for @opheliathebluelantern via @dcforgaza ! tysm :)

[triztandraws05]

Was looking on Comic Geek on who Bruce's love interests are because I was seriously curious on who he's dated in his life since I'm busy doing a Wonder Woman piece and then after a Catwoman piece.

Fucking manwhore my goat is a slut... we sure he's not the one having a secret harem?

[agent13ronnie]

How can you be a Batman fan and not be a multishipper

[bruciemilf]

What I really love abt Silver and Bruce as a couple is her inability to be normal and his inability to be bothered about it.

That girl fully believes she could fight off grown men by herself only to call Bruce the MINUTE she’s slightly inconvenienced.

It’s basically Rapunzel with Flynn Ryder energy dating a seriously done guard dog (wet cat) who’d come running, of course.

“My boyfriend will hear about this!!!” Vs “If you see my girlfriend, tell her I moved.”