“This priceless piece of artwork has been destroyed. Oh, wait. Never mind. It's supposed to look like that.”
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“This priceless piece of artwork has been destroyed. Oh, wait. Never mind. It's supposed to look like that.”
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Murder mystery.
There are five people. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Who is the murderer?
These are the only clues.
1. Dan ran in a marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men.
2. Mike considered being a farmer before he moved to the city.
3. Jeff is a topnotch computer consultant and wants to install Ben's new computer next week.
4. The murderer had his leg amputated last month.
5. Ben met Jack for the first time six months ago.
6. Jack has been in seclusion since the crime.
7. Dan used to drink heavily.
8. Ben and Jeff built their last computers together.
9. The murderer is Jack's brother. They grew up together in Seattle.
Can you solve this without help or cheating?
The murderer is Jeff. Obviously. Can't be Dan because he ran a marathon, and a man who just got his leg amputated isn't able to. Can't be Ben because he just met Jack six months ago, but the murderer is Jack's brother, so he would have known him his whole life. Can't be Mike because the murderer grew up in a city, while Mike lived in the countryside before. Can't be Jack himself. So it must be Jeff. But the real question is, who got killed?
To the person who gifted me Juno Steel, private eye, for my Tiny Tower “The Penumbra,” ,,,,, thank you. Thank you so much.
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A gratuitous sick fic for Inspector Qiao, and he finally eats from the spoon Lu Yao offers him because third time’s the charm - Inspired by this gifset
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It’s a slow day at the station today with all their leads dried up, but Youning and Lu Yao are investigating outside right now and Chusheng doesn’t doubt that the both of them will turn up with new evidence soon enough, if not have the whole case solved when they return at the end of the day.
There isn’t much to do but to sign some papers and ensure everything is properly documented. When Boss Bai first asked him to be Inspector, Chusheng hadn’t quite thought about the ridiculous amount of paperwork that passes through his hands every single day.
Still, his tasks for the day don’t take much physical activity, but seated in his chair at his table, it takes everything Chusheng has to concentrate.
His limbs are numb for some reason, and every single movement makes some part of his body ache. It’s not like they’re in the deep of winter or even anywhere near autumn, so there’s no reason for him to be feeling this cold.
Exhaling shakily, he wonders just what the hell is wrong with him today.
Chusheng swallows with difficulty, his throat bobbing with the action. Glancing at the empty mug at the corner of his table, Chusheng is certain he just took a large gulp of water, so why is his throat this parched?
“… Inspector? Inspector Qiao?” asks Ah Dou, who’s standing in front of him with a confused look on his face, “Are you… okay?”
He doesn’t feel okay, but Chusheng doesn’t know why he would feel anything but.
“Hnn,” he makes a noise of assent, clearing his throat with a frown. “Just leave it there, I’ll look at it later.”
He’s finding it a little hard to breathe and with frustration, Chusheng tugs at his tie, loosening it. Ah Dou still hasn’t left, staring at him with his brows furrowed.
“What’re you still doing here?” asks Chusheng, leaning into his chair. “Don’t you have work to do?”
“Yeah but… Inspector, you really don’t look so good,” Ah Dou persists, which is very unlike him. “I think you should go to the hospital if you’re feeling unwell-“
“You’re not usually this nosy,” sighs Chusheng, sounding more tired than reproachful. “I just have a headache. Don’t worry.”
“I’ll get you a cup of warm water then,” Ah Dou says, oddly considerate today, but Chusheng isn’t lying about the headache, and all he wants is to be left alone.
Standing as Ah Dou picks up his mug and starts to walk in the direction of the coffee table where the water flask is, Chusheng begins, “Ah Dou, I don’t need-“
He doesn’t get the chance to finish his sentence because he’s keeling over in the next moment, nearly braining himself on the surface of the table if his hip didn’t strike against its edge first, and he lands in a messy pile on the floor instead. The ceiling slants above him, and gosh, he’s so fucking thirsty-
Someone is calling for him, but he can barely hear anything outside of the ringing in his ears. As dark spots fill his vision, Chusheng thinks maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to skip a trip to the hospital yesterday night after that ambush at the docks.
Right before he slips under, all he remembers is promising Lu Yao that he would pay for five baguettes today.
Hey Satan! I just found a writing prompt and had to think about you. What do you think? "I'm no detective, of course, but I think this dead body might not be alive anymore". I think it would be pretty fun to solve crimes together, don't you think?
*hums* A dead body you say,
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Sherlock Holmes quote of the day: “Crime is common. Logic is rare.”
Quote by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. From the story: The adventure of the copper beeches.