#source the simpsons

[ijustgotherebro]

Alastor: lucifer my old archenemy

Vox: i thought i was your archenemy

Alastor: i have a life outside of you vox

[appendingfic]

Constituents: I thought you believed the government should be powerless Republicans: Powerless to HELP you, not punish you

[incorectmvt]

Tarsa: I'm too young and beautiful to die kill a baby instead

[northforwinter]

Willow: Whitley, Weiss, put on some nice clothes. Since it's just the four of us tonight I thought we could go out somewhere nice tonight

Whitley: Four of us? Who escaped?

[spongebobafettywap]

Dr. Venture: Hmm.. we didn't have a message when we left.. how very odd Tape: Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah. Here I am at. Camp Granada. Dr. Venture: Brock! Is Dean at Camp Granada?

[stuckonylove]

Imagine Stephen is off world so Tony has to pack the kids' lunches but he was up all night inventing

Peter: What did you get?

Harley: *looking into his brown paper bag* what kind of lunch is this? A drawing of a sandwich ....

Harley: you?

Peter: *looking into his brown paper bag* a packet of sugar and some peanut butter smeared on a playing card

Peter and Harley: Morgan?

Morgan: *looking into her brown paper bag* Well, I'm fairing better than you two

Morgan: *pulling out content of her brown paper bag*

[harveybwabbit92]

[After Palpatine sends out order 66, only for his broadcast to get hijacked by  a posthumous message from Fives who tells his brothers about the chips and the sith lord’s betrayal. The message ends with a counter order that deactivated the chips, As news spreads Palpatine’s ship is soon in disarray as the clones and Jedi search every nook and cranny for him to face justice.}

[Palpatine rushes to the escape pods and climb in and slams the door as Dooku runs up and starts banging on the door]      

Dooku: For the love of Hut, Master! there are two seats!

 *door opens a crack*

Palpatine: I like to put my feet up. 

*door closes and the pod launches off leaving Dooku to his fate.*

[Palpatine may have gotten away for now, but with a hefty bounty plastered everywhere in the galaxy and an endless line of Jedi.Clones and bounty hunter looking for him the sith lord is bound to turn up soon Dead or Alive.... 

[harveywritings92]

[Evie runs into Henry at the Davenport hospital while her brother is recuperating from surgery.]

Evie: My brother just had his appendix removed. Henry: Oh? And how's he doing?

Jacob: [mooning them with a smiley face drawn on his butt and a stethoscope on his hips] Hey there. I'm Dr. Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds right now and uh, I'm a little behind.

Evie: [unimpressed] He'll be fine...