Apr 17, 2021
River: Okay, I have some bad news.
11: You’re dying?
River: Not that bad.
11: I’M dying?!
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River: Okay, I have some bad news.
11: You’re dying?
River: Not that bad.
11: I’M dying?!
Jackie, wearing a blue dress: How about this?
Hyde: It's gorgeous, job done.
Jackie: No, take it seriously. [looking in the mirror] It's... I don't know. I hate it. It's boring and it makes me look kinda... lumpy.
Hyde: Yeah, you're right. It is boring and lumpy, I hate it.
[...]
Jackie, now wearing a purple dress: Okay, what about this?
Hyde: Gorgeous, we did it.
Jackie, gasping at her reflection: No, it's too breasty.
Hyde: Is it?
[...]
Jackie, in a black dress: Okay?
Hyde: It's not too breasty.
Jackie: No, I'm not wearing these heels, I look like a prostitute.
Hyde: Well, not high heels then.
Jackie: Yeah, but then we have the short legs problem.
Hyde: Well, do you want to look like a prostitute or a dwarf?
Jackie: Warning, that's a warning.
[...]
*Jackie appears with a floral dress on*
Hyde: Yes!
Jackie: No.
[...]
*Jackie is in lingerie*
Hyde: Now that I like.
Jackie: No, I'm just picking up the dress that this goes under. You're such a bad boy.
[...]
Jackie, after trying on 10 dresses: How about the blue one?
Hyde: The blue one?
Jackie: Yeah.
Hyde: The first one that you've tried on, that was boring and lumpy but that wasn't actually boring and lumpy. That one?
Jackie: Yeah, which do you prefer?
Hyde: I don't know, I'm actually starting to go mad.
Jackie: Okay, I think I like the blue one.
Overlord: Okay, I have some bad news.
Anarchist: You’re dying?
Overlord: No, not that bad.
Anarchist: I’m dying?
Hajime: Okay, I have some bad news.
Nagito: You're dying?
Hajime: No, not that bad.
Nagito: I'm dying?
Red: Okay. I have some bad news.
Kitty: You’re dying?
Red: No, not that bad.
Kitty: I’m dying?
Red: No. Your parents are in town. They’re visiting and they’re coming around.
Kitty: Oh, God.
Only one important thing for a godmother: never bring a present smaller than the child.
Caroline, holding a giant teddy bear at the christening of a Poldark child.
Farmer: Wake up. Come and have a chat.
Beka: Why?
Farmer: I've got something important to ask you.
Beka: Can't it wait till morning?
Farmer: Not really.
Beka: But I'm so comfy. I was having the loveliest dream. What is it? Why is there music on?
Farmer: It's got something to do with what I want to ask you.
Beka: Wait a minute. Romantic music. Guy with important question. Are you on your knees? On his knees. Were you so bored in the play you decided to ask me to marry you afterwards?
Farmer: Something like that. Yeah. Exactly that, in fact, will you marry me?
Beka: ...
Farmer: Any thoughts on the answer? 'Yes?' 'No?' 'Get out of my life, loser?' They're all possible.
Beka: I think I'll go for 'yes?' Thank you for asking me. And thank you for not going for one of those melodramatic proposals with lots of people around. I hate other people.
Farmer: Me, too.
George: Okay, I have some bad news.
Elizabeth: You're dying?
George: No, not that bad.
Elizabeth: I'm dying?
George: No. Uncle Cary's visiting.
Elizabeth: Oh, God.