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Emesis Blue: New Game Plus:
BLU!Engineer: Hey, you guys took longer than normal to Respawn, you feelin' okay?
Fritz: We have seen horrors beyond imagining...
Jane: Everyone we've ever known and loved has been ripped from our lives...
Fritz: With each passing moment the ceaseless nightmare consumes all...
Jane: ...leaving a dark void in it's wake.
BLU!Engineer: ...alrighty then!
Howdy and Sally try to teach Eddie to be more confident:
Howdy: Salesmanship is all about confidence! I want you to walk up to someone and confidently say a lie.
Eddie: *wide-eyed* ...but lying is bad!
Sally: Some lies are harmless.
Howdy: Yeah, it's just an exercise! An experiment!
Eddie: ...and with more confidence, I can help more people!
Howdy: *nods* You can't say confidence without "con."
Sally: Or dance! *starts dancing* Huh! Yeah!
Eddie: *puffing out his chest* Alright, I'm going for it!
Guanyin: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that? Sun Wukong: Uh, like what? Guanyin: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs. Sun Wukong: Uh, this is what I look like. Guanyin: Sun Wukong: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE! Guanyin: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones. Sha Wujing: Oh, and I want a cowboy hat! Sun Wukong: Okay, arms and hat. *draws them* Zhu Bajie: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too! Sun Wukong: You can't just take lil bro's hat idea, idiot! They thought it up all by themself like a good boy! Come up with your own thing! Zhu Bajie: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL! Bai Longma: Put him on one of those stupid baby tricycles. Zhu Bajie: NO!! Sun Wukong: Tricycle, done. *draws it* shifu, want anything? Tang Sanzang, making finger guns: Pew pew. Sun Wukong: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, shifu. Tang Sanzang, making finger guns: Pew pew. Sun Wukong: You know what, okay. *draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting.
(Source: Jellystone)
It's totally Shifu's style. But nobody tell Wukong that. XD
Robin: (drawing up a plan on a whiteboard) Okay, so what we're gonna do is-
Wonder Girl: Wait, why'd you draw yourself like that?
Robin: Huh? Like what?
Wonder Girl: Like, with gorgeous muscular legs.
Robin: Uh, this is what I look like.
Wonder Girl: ...
Robin: This is what I look like!
Wonder Girl: Fine. Then I want big beefy arms! Hot ones!
Impulse: Oh! And I want a cowboy hat!
Robin: (drawing) Okay. Arms and... hat.
Superboy: Oh, I want a cowboy hat, too!
Robin: You can't just copy Bart's hat idea, Conner. He came up with it all on his own like a good boy.
Superboy: But I wanna look cool, too!
Arrowette: Draw Conner on one of those baby tricycles!
Superboy: No!
Robin: (drawing) Okay, baby tricycle. Greta, you want anything?
Secret: (makes finger gun) Pew pew!
Robin: A blaster? No, that's not really our style, Miss Thing.
Secret: ... (makes finger gun again) Pew pew!
Robin: (sigh) Fine. But it's just for holding, not for shooting.
Buggy: I realized that before today, my life as a pirate was like a bowl of sugar cereal. Sweet, crunchy, and full of all those little weird marshmallows that aren't soft at all. And then suddenly I realized that one of those marshmallows was not a marshmallow, it was a BOOGER!! A BOOGER NAMED SHANKS IN MY CEREAL!!
Crocodile: 😐
Mihawk: 🟡_🟡
Buggy: And you try to get the little booger out, but you can't! You can't, it sticks to the side! And you try and flick it! And you try and grab it with the spoon! But the booger, it just keeps going around and around and around! And then suddenly you got a whole cereal that's been contaminated by a stinky little red-haired booger! So in summation, I am not gonna slurp down this red-haired booger cereal AND PRETEND LIKE EVERYTHING'S OKAY!!!
Crocodile: I don't think anything has ever been okay with you.
Mihawk: Of course not. He think cereal with marshmallows is the height of decadence.
Rouge: Hey boys~
Rouge, looking at Knuckles: Oh hey, a boy~
Ma-san: (I'm telling you guys, I'm single and I've never been happier! Would I like someone to come home to? Sure, but I'm married to my career. Who even bothers with that stuff nowadays?) Parappa: Technically, PJ and I are married. PJ: We did it for the tax benefits!
Priwen Grunt: A doctor would never hurt anyone!
Jonathan, rolling up his sleeves: I'm off duty!
