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[memesfrommontmartre]

AGENTS OF SHIELD, 1x03-1x04

starters from episodes 3 & 4 of season 1 of the show agents of shield.

“you know, you’re late.”

“every field agent has a defining moment. when you have to make the hard call.”

“i hate to tell you this, rookie, but… we don’t have a truth serum.”

“it was pretty damn scary. and i don’t spook easily.”

“what’s scary is, they knew our route. they were waiting for us.”

“i just wanna know who paid you.”

“do they look like a threat?”

“everything powerful is dangerous.”

“you don’t have the background, or clearance, or experience with any of this.”

“try no strategy. stop thinking like an operative, start thinking like a person.”

“getting the gun is one thing. pulling the trigger, that is another.”

“this is a tough party to get into.”

“my people skills are the least of our problems if we can’t get in.”

“with all these la-di-da people, you have to be so guarded. so careful. what you say… what secrets you reveal…”

“i was hoping that you and i could be honest with one another.”

“do you wanna tell me what the hell is going on?”

“i’ve been gathering intel, biding my time.”

“i try to stay humble, but fail.”

“it takes more than a pretty face to disarm me.”

“you have to talk. you have no other way out of this.”

“just follow my orders. i’ll get us out of here.”

“i know that history never celebrates what didn’t happen. they’ll call this a tragedy. they won’t understand the good i did here.”

“we have to live with the choices we make. but sometimes we have to die with them too.”

“are you committed to the cause, or just watching my back?”

“hoping for something and losing it hurts more than never hoping for anything.”

“maybe i should learn to fly. it’s not too late, right? i could learn.”

“once you’re inside, do you have a plan?”

“i owe you one.”

“we have to take them out. they’re a weapon.”

“if they wanted us dead, we’d be dead.”

“i’ll take the first watch.”

“it was pretty impulsive. even for me.”

“i still don’t know much about you.”

“whoever’s monitoring you, do they have audio?”

“they feel sorry for you. i don’t.”

“either i kill you, or they kill me.”

“you should’ve stayed in bed.”

“i promise, they can’t see you.”

“i’m just glad you’re alive.”

“you deserve a second chance.”

“are you still needing your “you time”?”

“i see why you like it in here.”

“you know how i know i’m gonna beat you?”

[incorrectnostraightroads]

Sayu: Is it too early to start celebrating Halloween?

Mia: Well, if you’re celebrating by eating Reese’s, then no. You’re actually late.

[spaacegaays]

ghosts (bbc) // season 1 // sentence starters

episode 1: who do you think you are?

“Well, there are worse ways to go.” “What's going on? All I can see is shoes.” “I wouldn't want to live here either.” “Do you know what an owl sounds like?” “The garden view comes with the screaming woman.” “Oh, for heaven's sake. Throw yourself out of your own damned window.” “Maybe try jumping out of the window before bed, get it out of the way.” “Staying hush whilst falling from a height? Tush and flops.” “Look at her. She's exposing her knees and she's got a tattoo.” “Kill them.” “I'd rather kill them.” “I couldn't get any water in the kitchen and I couldn't find the other kitchen, so I ended up using the garden tap, and then there's no electric in the kitchen, so I found a plug that works in the library. I don't know if the water's drinkable, but I boiled it twice.” “Tis a most noxious stink.” “I found a guide on how to tame an eagle.” “She spoke to me! She spoke to me! She saw me! She spoke to me!”

episode 2: gorilla war

“Well, that seems pretty conclusive.” “What sort of heathen just barges in on a lady while she's sleeping?” “Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” “Clearly this changes things.” “Well, conversing with the dead be witchcraft. People been burned at the stake for less.” “[Pronoun] may give ear to my overtures, but alas [pronoun] is yet to respond. “I don’t think that’s a word.” “What’s wrong with a nice ‘hello’?” “You couldn’t negotiate your way out of a corn maze.” “Looks like some idiot’s taken a hammer to it.” “If you were dead, I would thrash your bottom.” “A lady does not hold a carrot like that.” “I’m too bold, forgive me. Accurse my impetuous loins!” “I’ll wait for you, my comely nug.” “Well, there’s only one thing for it, isn’t there?” “Who you gonna call?” “I just wanted to say hello!” “So you just spent— You just spent the last three days hiding in every little tiny little dark corner in this entire house, scaring me out of my mind, for no reason?!” “Okay, so I’ve just googled ‘psychotic break’ and I’m not saying that this is one but this is an article that I think you should have a look at.”

episode 3: happy death day

“I'm panicking. Right.” “You don't want to see this in your dreams.” “Oh, yes, very good, ______. We'll just sigh at them.” “Oh, it’s far more complicated than that, damn your eyes.” “You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?” “We're burning through money quicker than actually burning money.” “Well, I mean, there's being nice, that's one thing, but that's just weird nice.” “I just wanted to lighten the mood, and it hasn't worked. Sorry.” “Anyone dead in here?” “Don’t worry, it’s only a matter of time.” “Stop sneaking up on me!” “You know nothing of poetry!” “Of course I'm not going to kill your wife, ______, that’s a terrible idea!” “Do you mock me, sir?” “That one be Lucifer's lackey for sure.” “I also saw a goose.”

episode 4: free pass

“They sounds like tiny people.” “Cornflakes were actually invented to stop people from touching themselves, apparently.” “I never did like cornflakes.” “Sorry! Got carried away!” “When I have control of the hands, I am going to punch you so hard.” “Is this meant to be 1820s? Those are Rococo chairs and tables. You can tell by the legs; they’re Rococo legs.” “A pox on all of them apart from ______.” “I have a lot of dreams, and most of them are about [women], apart from the one where I have the body of a crab and I cannot hold my pen.” “You are on a sinful path.” “Bigger boy made me do it.” “It’s back to boredom I suppose.”

episode 5: moonah ston

“Me speak good.” “I don’t want them thinking that we're the sort of that people that we are.” “I don't think it means what you think it means.” “What do posh people wear?” “Sorry, I just need to go and have a word with myself.” “Bright as thine eyes, round as thine eyes, yet too far apart, like thine— No, I don’t mean your eyes, I mean—” “I’m having a dinner party which should be clear from the fact that I’m having a dinner party.” “Well, he held his hand out. What was I supposed to do? Not shake it?” “If someone puts their hand out, I always shake it.” “Yeah, I’ve got to be honest, I don’t know what ‘reduced’ means.” “This place is weird.” “I mean, I didn't like that pigeon, but that is no way to go.” “Ugh! Could that BE any more vexing?” “Pray tell, how you doing?”

episode 6: getting out

“Bum.” “You’ve become worse and worse and I’ve had enough to be actually honest.” “This isn’t the army. Sir.” “It's perfectly absurd to dip individual pieces of bread when one can hold a full slice in one's hand!” “It's not about the cheese! It's about the fun!” “I don't suppose you could move me away from this large hole?” “We are having a little break from each other, actually.” “You're not there any more, are you?” “She’s a witch, and I should know.” “Why are you here?” “It might be a plague pit but it’s our plague pit.” “When you first came here, I thought you were a prostitute.” “This isn’t how normal people live.” “Actually, I don’t do anything wrong, do I?” “Come to gloat, have you?” “The question is, what do you care about more? Keeping ______ here, or letting [pronoun] be happy?” “I’d hug you if I could.” “I need to get out of here immediately.” “Hang on, you made me do something horrible.” “You are beautiful when you’re sad.”

[futarinokinenbi]

From Music Station 2010/09/10:

Tamori: How was Matsujun's birthday this year

M: Well… I received a lot of well wishes, but this time I also received mails and presents from the members. That is… Sakurai-san, he’s linking it to the drama I'm doing now, “It seems the drama is tough but please become a 27 year old shining in rainbow colors,” seems like he was trying to say something clever.

S: I didn’t think it’ll be talked about here so it’s like this pattern when one says something clever and failing at it. Embarrassing... I really mean it. So embarrassing.

[incorrectgreencreek]

Ox: Is Carter always like this when he loses?

Kelly: Oh yes, you should have been here for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2008.

Carter: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!

[randomestfandoms]

Some Chlodrien for @leoqueen082!  I love you babe, and I’m so glad that I have someone who loves these two as much as I do

[wonderwomeme]

special agent dale cooper meme

“Coincidence and fate figure largely in our lives.”

“How’s _____?”

“I need to brush my teeth.”

“Black as midnight on a moonless night.”

“I have no idea where this will lead us. But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.”

“Secrets are dangerous things.”

“There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air.”

“Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.”

“They’ve got a cherry pie there that’ll kill you.”

“I only have time for coffee.”

“I never liked the name _____. Always wish I had been born an Apache and named Ten Sticks. Why, I do not know.”

“Now I’m going to go down and get us two malts and some fries downstairs. Then I want you to tell me all your troubles.”

“I’m holding in my hands a small box of chocolate bunnies.”

“I have become deeply moved by the plight of the Tibetan people.”

“Surprisingly, I met three people on the dance floor who were also Eagle Scouts. One of them still seemed particularly interested in the tying and use of knots.”

“I am honoured beyond my ability to express myself.”

“Give me a doughnut.”

“What kind of fantastic trees have you got growing around here?”

“Are you still seeing this… Dick?”

“The feel of leather against skin is a surprisingly sensual experience.”

“File it under ‘F,’ for ‘forget it.’”

“Surefire cure for a hangover. You take a glass of nearly frozen, unstrained tomato juice. You plop a couple of oysters in there and you drink it down. Breathe deeply. Next you take a mound, and I mean a mound, of sweetbreads sautéed with some Canadian bacon and chestnuts. Finally, some biscuits, big biscuits, smothered in gravy. Now here's where it gets tricky. You're going to need some anchovies. You take…”

*thumbs up*

“I’m talking about seeing beyond fear. About looking at the world with love.”

“I could bury you in a building so deep in Washington, you’d never see the sun.”

“I work for you now. You say drink coffee, I’ll drink coffee.”

“I believe I was visited by a giant last night. Twice.”

“Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.”

“Think I have made a terrible mistake going to college. Have decided to become a shepherd and spend my days tending to flocks of goats.”

“You know why I’m whittling?”

“Is that bag smiling?”

“Gentlemen, when two separate events occur simultaneously pertaining to the same object in inquiry we must always pay strict attention.”

“Never drink coffee that has been anywhere near a fish.”

“Without a doubt, I am a-okay.”

“All things considered, being shot is not as bad as I always thought it might be.”

“Urination lasted a full two minutes. Can safely say that they were the two most satisfying minutes I have ever spent in my short life.”

“Find the attraction of academics pales in comparison to sex, particularly when one is not getting any.”

“You know, this is—excuse me—a damn fine cup of coffee.”

“I would highly recommend it as a substitute for sex.”

“I believe for the first time in my life I know what love is, because I have lost it.”

“_____, you’re alright.”

“Sleep deprivation is a one-way ticket to temporary psychosis.”

“I became a public health threat at about the forty-four-hour mark of sleep deprivation.”

“Could you call a doctor?”

“This must be where pies go when they die.”

“My symptoms suggest the onset of malaria, but I’ve never felt better in my life.”

“Now I find myself in need of something new, which, for lack of a better word, we shall call ‘magic.’”

“It’s not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.”

“Well, I’m sure he meant to do that.”

“You’re making a joke.”

[therpmemes]

       santana lopez quotes (1/2) → sentence starters

part 1 (season one-three) // part 2 (season four-six)

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ And if you tell anyone this, I'll deny it - but I like being here. ❞

❝ Sex is not dating. ❞

❝ Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. It's like, the best deal ever. ❞

❝ You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? Oh, and leave your credit card. ❞

❝ Everything about you screams virgin. ❞

❝ It's exhausting to look at you. ❞

❝ Please,she's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the room. ❞

❝ I meant, it's a Win-Win for me. ❞

❝ Weren't roller rinks outlawed in, like, 1981 for being totally lame? ❞

❝ Everyone knows my role here is to look hot. ❞

❝ My eyes are up here. ❞

❝ Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Yay. ❞

❝ Can I just say you are the hottest doctor I've ever seen? ❞

❝ I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food. ❞

❝ There's a lot of talking going on, and I wants to get my mack on. ❞

❝ I'm not making out with you because I'm in love with you. ❞

❝ Look, I don't mean to be a bitch...well actually I do. ❞

❝ We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school. ❞

❝ If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team. ❞

❝ Okay, hold up. Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head. ❞

❝ Your sweetheart’s been lying to you because he and I totally got it on last year. ❞

❝ It means your boyfriend is full of crap. ❞

❝ Nobody ever tells you anything because A) Your a blabbermouth and B) We all just pretend to like you. ❞

❝ Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket. ❞

❝ I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck. ❞

❝ How is this possible? I'm the hottest piece of action in this place, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. ❞

❝ Whatever. I'll just marry an NFL player, they're super reliable. ❞

❝ I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time. ❞

❝ I've had mono so many times it turned into stereo. ❞

❝ I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. ❞

❝ Can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things we don't want to change about ourselves? ❞ 

❝ I've been dry heaving all weekend. When my mother asked what the sound was, I said I was practicing bird calls. ❞

❝ You like her more than me. ❞

❝ I realized why I'm such a bitch all the time. ❞

❝ I'm a bitch because I'm angry. ❞

❝ I have all of these feelings. Feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences. ❞

❝ I want to be with you. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. ❞

❝ I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. ❞

❝ I have to accept that... I love you. ❞

❝ I love you and I don’t want to be with any of the guys. I just want you. ❞

❝ Please say you love me back. Please. ❞

❝ I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys. ❞

❝ Two choices: you stay here and I crack one of your nuts,right or left, that's your choice, or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. ❞

❝ I've gotta gay. Go - go, I've gotta go. ❞

❝ The only straight I am is straight-up bitch. ❞

❝ You're what we call a "late in life gay." You're going to stay in the closet, get married, get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, maybe become a state senator, or a deacon, and then get caught in the men's room tapping your foot with some page. ❞

❝ I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. I have awesome gay-dar. ❞

❝ Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too. ❞

❝ As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca. ❞

❝ When did you get so smart? ❞

❝ I think I know how to make you feel better. ❞

❝ If you ever tell me what to do I will end you. ❞

❝ There’s no one like you. You're a genius. ❞

❝ Are we dating or what? ❞

❝ I wish you'd hold my hand. ❞

❝ She’s beautiful, she’s innocent, she’s everything that’s good in this miserable, stinking world. ❞

❝ It wasn't until I got to kindergarten that I learned my name wasn't Garbage Face. ❞

❝ I love girls/boys the way that I’m supposed to feel about boys/girls. ❞

❝ It’s just something that’s always been inside of me and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. I want you to know me, who I really am. ❞

❝ I’ve tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. ❞

❝ I walk around so mad at the world, but I’m really just fighting with myself. I don’t want to fight anymore. I’m just too tired. I have to just be me. ❞

❝ Homeless will be homeless for a while, that's sort of the problem. ❞

❝ This song is so depressing. I may actually be dead right now. ❞

❝ I’d throw this mocha in your face, but it’s not nearly scalding enough. ❞

❝ Now my suggestion is that we drag him, bound and gagged, to a tattoo parlor for a tramp stamp that reads ‘Tips Appreciated’ or ‘Congratulations, You’re My 1,000th Customer'. ❞

❝ You may look like the villain out of a cheesy 80’s high school movie, but you should know that I’m fully prepared to go all Danny LaRusso on your ass. ❞

❝ This isn’t violent, this is clever. ❞

❝ I don’t mean my friend who’s a girl. I mean my girlfriend girlfriend. ❞

❝ All I wanna be able to do is kiss my girlfriend but I guess no-one can see that because there’s such an insane double standard here. ❞

❝ You don’t even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes you’re perpetuating. ❞

❝ Why can’t we kiss in public? ❞

❝ Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. All of this vicious, underhanded crap has got to stop. ❞

❝ Me and the color pink have been in an argument for seventeen years. I can't believe I have to make nice with it now. ❞

❝ I just wanna be famous plain and simple; don’t even care how it happens I just want everyone to know my name. ❞

❝ Why don’t you save the lecture for the theater nerds that are gonna starve in New York while desperately trying to tap dance their way into the chorus of Godspell? ❞

❝ That sex tape was private. We made that for us! ❞

❝ Oh crap, I think I just realized I’m gonna miss you. Oh God, say something irritating so I can get the taste of this out of my head, please. ❞

❝ So have fun at your ‘I’m a victim’ party acting like you’re not some selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from Hell. ❞

❝ I’m sorry. I always go to the yelling place. I have rage. ❞

❝ If this was happening to anybody else I’d be extremely jealous but it’s really cool. Congratulations. ❞