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[thepitt-incorrect]

Santos: Want to help me commit a felony?

Abbot: What the hell??

Santos: Sorry, my bad.

Santos, whispering: Want to help me commit a felony?

Abbot, whispering: Of course, what do you need?

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Ahsoka: Let’s not Anakin Skywalker this into a worse situation than it already is, alright? Anakin: Did you just use my name as a verb??

[herstarburststories]

(Y/N), looking at Steve: God, he is so dumb. I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.

Robin: I mean, you don't have to.

(Y/N): No, I'm gonna.

[hello-incorrectavatarquotes-here]

sokka, throwing his head into zuko's lap: tell me i'm pretty! zuko, lovingly stroking his hair: you're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

[spdytrch]

peter: i talk a lot, huh

johnny: yes, but it's nice. i like hearing your thoughts

[walterfairholmes]

Crosshair: I prevented a murder today. Omega: I'm so proud of you! Omega: How did you do it? Crosshair: Self-control.

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Nigel: How do you win arguments with Andy?

Miranda: We never argue. She looks at me with those big, deep brown eyes.

Miranda: And I shut up.