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Marks and Rec: Misc #2536

Terms accepted. (Dialogue from this comic panel:)

Yabusame: You look cute when you think I'm annoying.

Tsubakura: I must look adorable all the time then.

Yabusame: Yeah. :)

Godzilla: “Whatever you’re thinking right now, stop it.”

Kong: “What are you talking about?”

Godzilla: “You always make that face when you’re about to say something super stupid to piss me off.”

Godzilla: “So cut it ou--

Kong: “I love you.”

Godzilla: ...

Kong: “Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.”

Godzilla: “I FUCKING KNEW IT--

Zamazenta: Father, I am ready for the hunt.

Victor: There’s no need for you to hunt.

Zamazenta: But father, why does brother continue to hunt?

Victor: The Meowth’s just an asshole.

Galarian Meowth: I AM A GOD OF DEATH!

Yami, showing up to recuse Gauche for the third time that week: Do you ever think before you speak?

Gauche: I have never thought about anything ever. Fuck you.

(ten years ago)

Julius, showing up to recuse Young Yami for the third time that week: Do you ever think before you speak?

Young Yami: I have never thought about anything ever. Fuck you.

SoleSu: could I get a warm hound.

Sturges: excuse me?

SoleSu: a flaming puppy

Sturges:

SoleSu: fire canine??

Preston: ... Do you mean a hot dog, general?

Old Man Memory

Tony: Okay Y/N, Steve is really really old, so if he doesn't remember you, don't be upset okay?

Tony: Hey Steve! You remember Y/N?

Steve: Of course I do you idiot.

Tony: *Turning to Y/N* Poor Steve, he's so old he doesn't even remember that I am not an idiot.

Tom: Do you ever think before you speak?

Harry: I have never thought about anything ever. Fuck you.

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