#source: fraiser

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Conan: Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.

Genta: Why?

Ayumi: Are you in a hurry?

Haibara: No, he was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Daphne, opening the door: Merry Christmas, Eloise! I hope you had the ‘presence of mind’ to bring ‘presents of mine’.

Eloise: …

Daphne: :)

Eloise: …I haven’t heard that joke since last year.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Jean: Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.

Kaeya: Why?

Amber: Are you in a hurry?

Jean: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

[obligatorytropeinsert]

Obi-Wan: If we wanna play it safe, we could make one of those pacts

Cody: Oh, you mean, like in forty years, if neither one of us finds anyone...

Obi-Wan: Yeah, exactly, we'll marry each other.

Cody: ...I was gonna say kill each other!

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: Are you happy?

Jiang Yanli: Are YOU happy?

Wei Wuxian: No, but we're not talking about me.

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Elsa: Are you happy?

Anna: Are YOU happy?

Elsa: No, but we're not talking about me.

[incorrect-quotes-from-she-ra]

Shadow Weaver: There's something I don't say often enough-

Hordak: There's nothing you don't say often enough.

[incorrect-renegades]

Nova: Feeling a bit lonely, are you?

Adrian: Well, only sometimes, when I'm by myself, or other times, when I'm with other people.