#source: grimm

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Monk: Life is the scale upon which is measured the death of a man’s soul. Fighter: Nice. Who said that? Monk: I did, just now. You didn’t recognize my voice?

[incorrect-x-quotes]

Nightcrawler: Life is the scale upon which is measured the death of a man’s soul. Kitty: Nice. Who said that? Nightcrawler: I did, just now. You didn’t recognize my voice?

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Wyll: I think we need to talk to Durge.

Astarion: About what?

Wyll: About killing people.

[inprogress-predicament]

Incorrect BatFam Quotes

Dick: *hanging up his phone* Jason: Who was that? Dick: My precinct. There was a quadruple homicide. Tim: See, our lives aren't so bad. We could be the victims of a quadruple homicide. Dick: A quadruple homicide behind the Deluxe Hotel. In Crime Alley. Everyone turns to look at Jason: Jason: Hey, at least you know who did it :)

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Narinder: We're not sleeping together, we just sleep next to each other!

Aym and Baal, simultaneously: Uh-huh

[oceanview15]

Bruce, nervous about approaching Selina while out of the batsuit: Okay, who am I supposed to be?

Alfred: Just yourself.

Bruce: That's a little disappointing.

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

Katniss: We’re not sleeping together, we’re just sleeping next to each other!

Effie: Uh-huh.

[dc-incorrect-bats]

Bruce: Are you asking me out on a picnic, Clark?

Clark: That depends on what you say. And if you were to say yes, then - then yes. But if you were to say no, then, you know, I just wanted to tell you about my great-grandmother's picnic basket I found in the attic.