#source: incorrectocquotations

[totallycorrectprimos]

Tater: So, let me get this straight—

Lita: More like, let me run this bi you.

Cousin Bud: Let's see how this pans out.

Tabi: Lesbi honest with each other.

Gordita: Let me ace-ess the situation.

Lotlot: We need to queer the air.

Scooter:

Scooter: I'm bi.

[incorrectspquotes]

Kenspeckle: Do you know what an amulet is? Clarabelle: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! Kenspeckle: Clarabelle, those are omelettes. Clarabelle: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

[canonical-incorrect-ml-quotes]

Kagami: You guys want to hear a fun fact? It’s about Shrek.

Juleka: Sure.

Kagami: The grass in the original Shrek movie isn’t grass.

Kagami: It’s hair.

Juleka:

Juleka: What the fuck, Kagami?

Kagami: The actual grass in their computer modelling programs didn’t behave like grass, so it’s the hair textures but green.

Juleka: WHAT THE FUCK?

Luka: That’s hot.

Juleka: No, it’s not, you’re just into Kagami.

Luka: Don’t mock me.

Kagami: I just wanted to talk about Shrek, open parentheses, 2001, closed parentheses.

Luka:

Luka: Did you just say parentheses... out loud?

Kagami: Did I?

Juleka: She did. She says parentheses out loud all the time.

Luka: Cool.

Luka: I hate it.

Kagami: So, what do you guys think about Shrek?

[i-make-fun-of-spn-characters]

Dean: Did you eat all of my milk duds?

Gabriel: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* First of all, I don’t appreciate the accusation...

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Toga: I spilled milk tea on my hair, please help.

Uraraka: Lick your hair.

[spiltinksky]

Seungcheol: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Hansol: I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.

Junhui: I got distracted about halfway through.

Jihoon: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[incorrectghostgame]

Angoramon: Do you even know what an amulet is?                                                                                                    Gammamon: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!                                                                                                    Angoramon: Gammamon, those are omelettes.                                                                                                    Gammamon: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

[incorrect-epithet-erased]

Sylvester: In terms of intellect, you’re about as sharp as a rock.

Indus: Really? Thank you!

Sylvester:

Indus:

Sylvester:

Indus: Wait—

Sylvester: Point proven.