#source: incorrectzukka

[themiraculousladyblog]

Marinette: Chat, can you get that fabric from the top shelf?

Chat Noir: So you admit to needing me in your life.

Marinette: I can and will replace you with a step stool.

[slytherin4ever]

draco: *sighs* I’ll get over it I just...gotta be dramatic first

[falsehood-and-deceit]

Remus: You call it a "near death accident", I call it "a vibe check from god"

Janus: What did Logan call it?

Remus: Irreparable cranial damage

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Akechi: I am a law-abiding citizen!

Ryuji: Really!? Name ONE law!

Akechi: Don't kill people?

Ryuji: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

[zhuilingyizhen]

Lan Jingyi, knocking: Hey, it’s Jingyi.

Jin Ling: What did he do this time?!

Lan Jingyi: Wha? No, I mean, this is Jingyi.

Jin Ling, opening the door: What did you do this time?

[boilingheart]

Shaw: Crushes are the worst.

Flynn: Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.

Shaw: You're always acting stupid.

Flynn: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

[lucy-frostblade]

Gansey: Wait, do you have a crush on Adam?

Ronan: The only 'crush' I have is the crushing weight of my existence.

Gansey: So, that's a yes?

Ronan, burying his face in his hands: yes.

[cressida2001]

mccoy, rushing jim to sickbay: can you rate your pain for me ?

jim, barely breathing: zero stars

mccoy: ...

jim: would not recommend?