#source: scatterpatter

[incorrectrengaquotes]

Reiki: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Langa: Several traffic violations. Shadow: Three counts of resisting arrest. Joe: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Cherry: Also, that’s not our car.

[incorrect-b99]

*Charles, Jake, and Terry are sitting on a bench*

Rosa: Why do you guys look so sad?

Charles: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Rosa sits down*

Jake: The bench is freshly painted.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Raph, Donnie, and Mikey are sitting on a bench]

Leo: Why do you guys look so sad?

Raph: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

[Leo sits down]

Mikey: The bench is freshly painted.

[obsessing-over-fictionn]

wymack: andrew.

andrew: oh no, ‘andrew' in b-flat.

andrew: you're disappointed.

[darcylewisgf]

mammon: *accidentally hits mc in the face*

mammon: *trying to decide between saying 'i’m fucking sorry' and 'are you okay'*

mammon: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

mc: what’s wrong with you?!

[tales-of-aretuza]

Yennefer: *stubs her toe* FUCK!

Tissaia: Mind your language!

Yennefer: What else am I supposed to say?? “Woe is I”???

Tissaia: ...

Yennefer: You have to accept that cursing is necessary sometimes!

[skullduggery-in-this-house]

Wednesday: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Gomez: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!

Wednesday: No! Four to five seconds!

Gomez: TOO LATE!!!

[incorrectnerov-quotes]

V: Three words. Say them and I'm yours

Nero: Three words.

V:...