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[iamfandomtrashandimproud]

Mystery: Zoey texted me.

Mystery: she said 'your cute'

Mystery: and I replied 'no. YOU'RE cute'

Mystery: and now we're dating.

Mystery: All I did was point out a grammar mistake.

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Wonder woman: You know Clark would die for you, right?

Batman: Clark would die to save a dog.

[batfamgalore]

Barbara: You called Jason, but you didn’t call me?

Dick: When you have a crazy idea, you don’t call the voice of reason.

[incorrect-natshig]

[preparing dinner]

Natsuo, making mashed potatoes: It feels like you don’t trust my cooking.

Fuyumi, also making mashed potatoes: Don’t be silly, of course I do!

[funnybleachstuff]

Momo: The moon is beautiful tonight.

Toshiro: It really is.

*In another room*

Shinji, whispering: Should we tell them that's a tortilla you threw at the window?

Rangiku: Please don't.

[bluefall23]

Kaminari upon seeing Shinsou: I have to flirt with him

Kirishima: I mean you don’t have to

Kaminari: oh no I’m going to

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Fabricio: Why are you here?! Nita: I don't play hard to get. I play hard to get rid of