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*sometime during the American Revolution*

NY: Thats... a horrible plan. Terrible. Like... I don't know what to even do with that.

MA: well, rn its the only plan we have. The southern colonies are doing what they can, but there's only so much they can do.

NY: NJ and me, tho? Really?? I don't want to deal with that tosser.

NJ: I mean, same. But, MA is right - it IS the only plan we have.

NY: ...

NY: fine. But if I die, its your fault, and im coming back to haunt you.

DC, a small tyke, looking up from his toy soldiers: can we really die??

NY: ...

NY: alright, not only did I not like how curious he was about that, but why are we in charge of him? Isn't he VA's charge?

MA: VA wants him somewhere safer -and yes I know how that sounds - and he's at that age where he only has one thing on his mind.

NJ: bedtime?

MA: death.

#aph massachusetts #aph new york #aph new jersey #aph america #aph alfred f jones #state 3 #state state 11 #state 6 #look every small child has some weird interest in the morbid #idk why #source:blood of zeus #i just think theyre neat

*sometime during the American Revolution*

DE: So, what vexes all men?

MA: What indeed

RI: The sea?

NJ: Sums?

MD: the dichotomy of good and evil?

OR: So, what’s a good, vegan way to egg a racist? Asking for a comrade.

NJ: brick

#aph oregon #aph oregano #state 33 #New Jersey #state 3 #source:tumblr #New Jersey should never be left alone #they either produce euphoria or chaos #its anyones guess as to what they'll do next #its good to see some interstate cooperation tho #aph east coast #aph west coast #or is another curious one #generally they mind their own business #but sometimes they don't

Alfred: With all due respect, senator, you can take your legislation and shove it right up your ass.

IN: in Indianna we’re not allowed to talk like that.

NJ: In New Jersey we encourage it.

Alfred: no comment, VA?

VA: who am I to police the way you youngins talk with your fancy diction and colloquialisms.

*At a party sometime before the revolution*

Alfred: *running wildly around in his best little suit, a tiny bean, and waving something in his hand*

NY: What’s that you’ve got there, Al?

Alfred: *delighted with his find and still running around* A knife!

NY: *thinking of all the clever little ways VA would murder him if she found out and running after Al* NO!

NJ: *sipping their tea and enjoying every second of the show* Where did he even get a knife?

*somewhere in Europe during WWII*

Alfred: Look y’all! I found a cat!

NY: Alfred, we are in the middle of occupied German territory. That is a German cat. It could be a spy.

Alfred: It’s a cat, though.

NJ: Come on, Yorki, let the kid keep the cat. it’s almost Christmas, after all.

NY: I’m Jewish.

NJ: Let the boy be happy.

Alfred: what if the cat doesn’t celebrate Christmas? What if he’s a Communist?

NY: Alfred, why the hell do you think its a Communist?

Alfred: cause we’re in Europe, duh.

NY: Holy shit, just because we’re in Europe doesn’t make it a Communist, Alfred. Don’t be rude.

NJ: What do Communists even celebrate?

Alfred: Communion?

NJ: No, that’s for Catholics.

SC: *appearing out of the brambles and forests* I swear to God. We are in N*zi-occupied territory if y’all don’t shut up right now I’m telling VA and letting her deal with y’all’s bullshit.