#steve rogera

[iwasmadetobeasoldier]

Bully: *breathes* Pre-serum Steve: Of course you know this means war

[marvel-lous-guy]

*Avengers Watching a true crime documentary*

Peter: Why do we give serial killers cool names?

Tony: Huh? What do you mean?

Peter: We give them cool names like "the Zodiac killer". Imagine everyone knowing you as "the zodiac killer"! That'd be awesome!

Steve: What?

Peter: Like, why don't we call them stupid names like "spinach killer" Or "curtain canibal". You wouldn't wanna be called something like that

Nat: I have no idea what just came out of your mouth-

Clint: -no, no. He's onto something

Tony: How, exactly?

Bucky: that's what you think tin boy

Tony: Hey!

Bucky: and your one to talk Mr sparkle tights

Steve: Hey!

[existential-queeer]

My sexuality after this episode:

People underestimating Peggy only to quickly get put in their place

[serendipitygoddess]

PLEASE IM-

[fuckblizzardbearlover]

Oooof . It still buga the hell out of me that not one character in cap america civil war adressed the bullsgit propoganda machine. If wanda didnt throw that bomb a good hundred or more people would have died. There were prob only 2 or 3 dozen at moat in thoae 5 floors bombed but on thr ground thry were SURROUNDED by civilians. Thr govt that blamed thr avengers for collateral dmg in new york tried to murder hundreds of thousands if not a million new yorkers. 8 billion people would be dead if the avengers didnt act out on ultron. Tony is still reaponsible for his part in making ultron but honestly if SHIELD had got the scepter first more bad shit woulda happened anyways.

Oh yea and that military asshole neglectes to mention all the deatha from thr helicarrier were do to thr un government letting hydra take over their entire military!

[kaiserghidorah]

I am not pleased.

[yanderepuck]

I swear, if Steve doesn't do this at least once in civil war im disappointed

[yanderepuck]

Pietro, why are you punching your boyfriend?