#incorrect hawkeye

[deaddovemars]

Clint is the Tony Hawk of the Marvel Universe

[floilee]

"Why do you ship-" That is exactly why.

[1luna1lovegood1]

Clint: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? !

Natasha : so like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger!

Clint : yeah, why don't we have those?!

Steve : they are called theme parks.

Clint: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

Steve: that's the adult part.

[i-a-q]

Clint: So, uh, anyone wanna talk about what just happened?

Sam: Nope. Absolutely not.

Peter: Can we all agree to never speak of it again?

Tony: *wiping his brow* I’m with the kid.

[incorectquoteswlw]

Yelena: I guess this is goodbye

Kate: What? Why is it goodbye?

Yelena: We must part ways, my love

Nat: I just asked you to help me carry dinner in

Yelena: The cruel twists of fate have pulled us apart

Kate, tears in her eyes: I can't live without you

Yelena: Be strong, we can be strong

Nat: Forget it, Clint come help me

Clint: Gladly, holy shit

[societyfolklore]

Natasha: I work alone. Clint: *behind her* No, you don’t. Natasha: *sighs* Unfortunately, no.

[incorrectmcuquotess]

in the Avengers compound communal showers

Bucky: Everybody, bathroom now!

Clint: What, Bucky?

Bucky: Is somebody playing a joke on me? Honestly, why is my towel still damp?

Clint: 'Cause it's not your towel. It's my towel, Bucky.

Bucky: No, it's not your towel. Your towel's the red one.

Clint: I'll tell you this, pal: I've never used that. [points to red towel] I do use that one every single day. [points to blue towel]

Bucky: Oh, God...

Peter: [holding the blue towel] This towel's so warm and fluffy. It's like it's been in the sun forever.

Tony: [laughing] This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.

Natasha: Intimate.

Bucky: Are you out of your mind?!

Clint: What do you mean, am I...

Bucky: How do you think this is your towel? Do you even wash it?

Clint: No, I don't wash the towel; the towel washes me. Who washes a towel?

Natasha: You never wash...?

Clint: You wash your towel?

Bucky: You never wash the towel?!

Clint: What am I going to do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap?

[rainysofsunshineao3]

Kate: I told Yelena their ears turn red when they lie.

Clint: Why'd you do that?

Kate: Just watch.

Kate: Yelena, babe, do you love me?

Yelena, covering her ears: NO!