#tendall

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

kendall does meth with the killer of his brothers dog then gets into a relationship with his brother’s gf’s actress then gets into another relationship with the cousin of his father’s main competitor, so i think the only natural progression here is that he fucks his sister’s cowardly, treasonous, soon-to-be ex husband

[lizabethl]

Yeah, it's reached this point. What the *actual* fuck.

Anyway, here's a Tom/Ken playlist. I made it to go along with my fic, The Same Deep Water as You. It's a 40k word WIP, it's going to wind up being my longest fic on AO3, and this is the true definition of rarepair hell.

Goddamn nepo babies.

[technicolourtelevision]

Kendall Seducing/Flirting with Tom [3x03] for Anon.

[myplasticadversary]

I'm just always tickled thinking about how Tom and Kendall would be horrible for each other while Tom and Roman would be perfect for each other and horrible for everyone around them 💕

[mxndofilms]

OHHHHH 😮

[khaoticfate]

♡ Tendall ♡

IG: @ kendallscovergirll

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

Remember tomken

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

Tomken first date would be so funny. Kendall tells Tom he knows a spot but it’s at a Makeout Point type place that’s been condemned by the National Park Service for decades and he tries to make him and Tom paella but he barely gets to that point and causes an electrical fire that catches on Tom’s favorite sweater but Tom put on a very fancy vintage gemstone laced lingerie that hasn’t been worn since Flapper Era and refuses to leave without being seen in it only it’s actually too vintage because the lining is made of lead and asbestos and it cut him and got into his blood and so he passes out as he’s about to crawl on the bed to Kendall but it’s okay because Kendall took too many percocets and is too busy having a lucid dream about his ex wife he’s still in love with so when they both wake up and have shame sex in the morning they both say their ex wives names in the middle of it and immediately lose their erections because Tom is afraid of anything other than monogamous feelings and Kendall, for once justifiably, is uncomfortable with being confused with his sister and so they both leave but Kendall forgot he lives there so Tom stands on the street with blood poisoning watching Kendall cry because he locked himself out of his apartment and is now begging Tom to let him stay with him because he can like dogs he can be the top this time he promises and then he doesn’t do that later because he facetimes Stewy while Tom tries to eat his ass to make him jealous but forgot Stewy blocked him and cries before anything else can happen and they pass out squirming over each other trying to be the small spoon. There is a second date