"Would you still love me if I was a worm?" to the Titans
Dick Grayson
"Hey Babe" you started "Would you still love me if i was a worm?"
Dick froze,
Mid-step. One foot hovering over the bedroom carpet like his brain had just blue-screened.
He blinked. Once. Twice.
"…A worm?" he repeated, voice flat with utter disbelief. For a solid three seconds, Dick Grayson stood there holding you… and processing worm logistics.
Then, he burst out laughing, shaking him from shoulders to toes, making your body jostle in his arms as laughter ripped through him uncontrollably.
When it finally subsided enough for him to speak, he pressed a kiss right on your nose and said:
"Babe… I would absolutely build you a tiny little dirt palace and bring worms food every day."
"What is worm food?" you started, a little charmed.
"Worm food?" he mused aloud. "I mean… probably dirt. Leaves? Rotten stuff? Like… compost vibes."
He paused, then added with full sincerity
"I’d grow lettuce for you. Tiny worm salads every day."
Another giggle escaped him, he couldn’t help it, and he nuzzled your forehead.
But then his voice dropped into that soft tone that made your heart swell no matter what ridiculous thing came out of his mouth
"And I’d still kiss you on your little worm face."
"Really?" you crinkled your nose, making a face "Okay fine, you're the best boyfriend ever. Even if kissing a worm is weird"
Dick’s chest puffed up instantly, like a peacock spotting sunlight.
"Hey," he said, finally setting you down on your feet, "kissing a worm wouldn’t be weird. It’d be romantic. I’d do it with jazz music in the background."
He was dead serious. Or… mostly dead serious. The corners of his eyes were crinkling with barely-contained laughter.
Then he cupped your face and kissed you again. When he pulled back, that stupidly perfect smile was there, the one that always looked like sunshine had personally blessed him today.
"And yeah," he whispered proudly. "I'm definitely the best boyfriend ever."
"Ego ego" you chided.
Wally West
"Baby" you said, seriously "I've got a very important question. It determines everything"
Wally froze mid-bounce, his grin flickering like a lightbulb about to short-circuit. He slowly lowered the bag of chips, eyes widening with sudden seriousness.
"Uh-oh," he whispered dramatically, voice dropping an octave.
"Okay," he said softly. "Ask me anything."
"Would you still love me if I was a worm?" you asked, seriously.
Wally blinked.
Then his entire face exploded into a grin so wide it looked like it might split his cheeks. The tension snapped like a rubber band, and he practically vibrated on the spot (not from speed this time!) from pure joyful disbelief.
"Pffft—baby!" He threw his arms around you in a sudden tackle-hug, spinning you once before plopping back down on the couch with you in his lap. "A worm? Like… tiny? Squishy? With a little wiggly butt?"
He cupped your face with both hands, green eyes sparkling mischievously.
"First of all—yes," he declared without hesitation. "Absolutely. I’d build you a tiny castle out of LEGOs and feed you fruit slices every morning."
He kissed your forehead dramatically.
"And second, I’d still call our relationship 'the cutest wormance ever' and brag about it to Barry."
"Really?" you asked hopefully
Wally’s heart melted at the idea. He nodded fast, so enthusiastically his ginger hair flopped into his eyes. He didn’t even bother pushing it back.
"Cross my heart," he said, dragging a finger across his chest with cartoonish solemnity. "Hope to die! which I won't, because Speed Force aura and all that—but still! I mean it."
He pressed both hands over yours like he was making an oath on sacred ground.
"If you turned into a worm? Best day ever. We’d have matching outfits! Tiny little sweaters made from thread."
Then he gasped dramatically "I could carry you around in my pocket!"
Donna Troy
You were sitting on Donna's lap while she combed through your hair with her fingers. You turned around and looked up at her "Darling, would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Donna softened, her fingers still tangled in your soft hair. The question hung in the air. She thought it was a little silly and absurd, but if this is what you were insecure about, then she was willing to give you some peace of mind.
She studied your face, and then exhaled a small laugh that carried warmth.
Without missing a beat, she cupped your cheek and kissed your forehead, murmuring
"Of course I would. You could be a worm crawling through dirt for all eternity… and I’d still love you."
A pause. Then with playful seriousness
"…Though if you did turn into a worm? We’re moving to somewhere warm. Worms need humidity."
"You're serious?" You pressed
Donna’s expression softened, softer than the moonrise over Themyscira.
She lifted your chin gently with two fingers, her blue eyes shimmering with absolute certainty.
"Sunshine," she said with her voice low and steady like a vow sworn on an altar. "I fell in love with you—not your shape, not your strength or speed or how you glow when you're happy. I fell in love with the way you sigh when it rains… how you hum off-key while cooking… that little frown between your eyebrows when Dick says something dumb."
A small smile touched her lips.
"If one day magic turned my sunbeam into a tiny wriggly creature? I’d build it a garden. Feed it organic dirt every morning. Talk to it all day."
Her thumb brushed your cheekbone.
"And yes, I'd still kiss its little head goodnight."
Okay. Yeah. You were content.
Kori Anders
"Star, I've got a serious question" you pouted.
Kory nuzzled her nose into the crook of your neck, warm and sleepy, but instantly alert at the tone. She tightened her hug protectively.
“Mm? What is it, my love?”
Her voice was soft green morning light, she was gentle but fully awake now. One hand slid up to brush a thumb over your cheekbone.
"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Kori took a second to process, then she burst into joyful giggles. The sound that bounced off the kitchen tiles like sunshine.
"Pfft—a worm?"
She spun you around and kissed your forehead, eyes crinkled with mirth.
"Why Of course I would! You’d be the cutest little worm in all of Tamaran. I’d build you a tiny castle and feed you crumbs of love."
A pause.
"…But only if you were my worm."
"I'd be your worm" you agreed happily
Kory beamed and lit up. She scooped you into a spinning hug, delighted by the commitment.
"Mine! My tiny earthling worm! So brave and squishy!"
She kissed both cheeks rapidly, mwah mwah mwah, then rested your foreheads together.
"I’d carry you in my pocket. Protect you from birds. Share my breakfast pancakes with you… "
Her voice dropped to a sweet whisper:
"You’d still be perfect."
"I'm always perfect"
"Stop that!" she huffed
A/n: I know this isn't the complete list of Titans. I got lazy. Sue me.
Dick may have taken Bruce’s cars for joyrides when he was younger but he never even thought about doing the same to the batmobile, to Batman’s car, and he was never given permission to actually drive it by Bruce even after he had gotten a driver’s license and everything.
He was surprised at first when Jason said he’d driven the batmobile but still believed it, which in hindsight wasn’t very smart of him, and the raised brow he received from Alfred when he asked about Jason being allowed to drive it makes him think it’s probably one of the few things that Alfred won’t let him live down.
Ellie: Bisexual | Biromantic - open about her interests in both men and women, doesn’t want to fall in love.
Em: Homosexual | Homoromantic - GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS, total disaster gay, will die if a pretty girl smiles at her.
Summer: Heterosexual | Heteroromantic - Hasn’t got laid in way too long. Is trying internet dating but only because Em set it up for her.
Marisol: Bisexual | Biromantic - 70/20 ratio with females being the 70. Will casually flirt with you regardless of the situation.
Animal Association
Ellie: Barn owls and mexican black kingsnakes
Em: Bluejays
Summer: Ragdoll cats
Marisol: Violet-backed starling
Nickelodeon V Cartoon Network V Disney
Ellie: Another Jetix kid, mainly because it had the most martial arts/fighting type shows on it. She was really into The Jackie Chan Adventures and American Dragon: Jake Long. Also Power Rangers.
Em: Cartoon Network - Anything Scooby Doo related and she’s there.
Summer: Didn’t really watch TV when she was a kid, preferred reading. A big fan of Lord of the Rings as a child.
Marisol: Disney - Wizards of Waverley place for the win
