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What's your worst/funniest sexual experience?

Ugh, this.

So I had sex with a pregnant woman. Well when she came she looked at me and said “oh wow little girl is moving, looks like you made both of us cum”

And that shit still keeps me up at night.

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why did the british public get rid of elma

note to self: no matter what yummy flavors like smores for lattes do Not do Not say Yes.....

Artificial syrup sweeteners give me rlly bad headaches n make tummy feel sick later

Wonder what alternatives for coffee that's not bitter but won't leave me feeling so sicky..

Made the mistake of putting a favorite song as my alarm in the morning. Now I feel like I’m gonna be late for work whenever I hear it.

Sighs You had one job ONE JOB Blundering idiot....

So hungry that I made gluten free pasta with olive oil, Italian seasoning and Parmesan/provolone cheese. Holy hell. It's so good.

Told my brother about Tumblr and how many amazing hockey blogs that are on here.

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