#toxic royality

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Child!Roman: Patton, look, I’m melting butter!

Patton:: That’s great, Roman. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

[anonymous-gremlin]

Sanders Sides Soulmate AU , Highschool AU

Tw: Unsympathetic Patton

AU where the place where your soulmate first will touch you has a mark. One of the other lights having a mark on a unusual spot (like on the nose or a other place). Patton knowing one of the darks has a crush on that person and seeing the black mark and purposefully touches it so the other light believes Patton is his soulmate. But the dark with the crush being the actual soulmate.

[shade-romeo]

So I figured out why I've been iffy about R/yality and R/ceit.

Both ships feel rly toxic tbh..

Bc R/ceit, obviously, Janus can just give Roman a few compliments and he's wrapped around that scaly fucking finger. And that's not Roman's fault, Janus uses his insecurities against him to make him trust him. And then once they have that trust, he can say whatever the fuck he wants, because once again, he can just go "oh.. you poor thing.. it's okay pretty prince, you'll be okay.." and start wrapping him around his finger again.

And R/yality, Patton doesn't even have to do anything. Roman is already 100% prepared to do whatever Patton wants. All Patton would have to do is start to distance them, and then once Roman gets desperate, he could convince him to do literally anything. Like, anything. And Roman would do it, because Patton is morality, he's perfect, and Roman is nothing compared to that. He wants Patton's love and adoration, and he's being convinced that the only way to get that is to do whatever Patton says at all times. Like a servant.

Patton's part is mostly "what if" but yeah, I just... *sigh* Patton and Janus give me the bad vibes now tbh.

(Edit: Censored the ships bc I didn't want it to show up when you search them. I forgot tho- so.. I'm sorry))

[coles-number-one-whore]

Patton's Highschool AU Headcanons

He is a Junior.

He has hazel brown hair and freckles and wears round Harry Potter glasses.

Speaking of which, he loves Harry Potter. His favourite characters are Ginny and Luna.

He's very smart, but doesn't show it much and prefers being cute to being smart.

He knows that his relationship with Roman is extremely toxic, but since he tends to see the best in people, he tries to ignore it.

He feels bad for not being close to Remus anymore.

He knows everyone, as in, everyone down to their names, ages, birthdays, likes and dislikes, traumas, crushes, favourites, weak points, etc. That's partly the reason that Roman keeps him around.

He has atleast one of each pet type living in his back yard, except for apiders and tarantulas.

He lives with his mother after his parents divorced.

He is dyslexic.

He gives the best hug.

I feel like that's not even a headcanon anymore.

If he could, he would've adopted every single kid he saw on the streets.

That's it for Patton's headcanons! Next up's Logan!

-The Crimson Storyteller

[scenecipriano]

Our Future

Warning: Unsympathetic Patton, Creepy Patton, Kidnapping, Threatens of Violence, Blood mentioned, Gas lighting, Implied death, Non-Con kiss on the cheek,  I think that’s it, tell me if I need to add more PFF

Relationships: Toxic Royality If it can be called that 

Insight: Patton Hart was his biggest fan and he couldn’t go another day without telling the one and only Roman Prince just how he felt! Patton just hoped Roman would like him... Even with all the rope holding him tight.

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   His head was throbbing, a pained groan leaves his mouth as he begins to return to reality. When his eyes opened he was met with darkness, at first he began to panic, thinking that he had gone blind due to the blow to his head, but his anxiety washed away when the darkness was replaced with a bright light. “You’re awake! Oh, you have no idea how excited I am! I was scared that I had hit you too hard with the crowbar, but here you are! Awake and breathing!” A voice gushes, Roman forces his eyes to blink open, no matter how hard his throbbing head tried to protest against the idea. He blinks away the light spots that danced in his vision and sees a man standing in front of him. 

   If Roman was being honest, the man looked familiar, his light brown hair was a mess of curls falling over his forehead, his blue eyes shining bright, and freckles stood out on pale skin. Roman furrows his brows, where had he seen this man before? Why did his grey cat sweater look so familiar, even the blue shirt and brown slacks looked familiar to the singer! “Have... Have we met before?” Roman asks, his voice slurred from being hit in the head. The man’s smile drops for a moment before it quickly returns. 

   “Silly me! Of course you wouldn’t remember! I mean I did hit you hard enough to where your head would bleed, which I am so sorry for doing that! BUT! Anyways, I’m Patton Hart! Your biggest fan and your future husband!” The man exclaims bouncing on his toes, his arms wrapped firmly around his waist. Roman was afraid that if Patton had bounced anymore that he glasses would come tumbling off the happy man’s face. 

    “Wait... You’re the crazy fan that sent me a lock of their hair!” Roman exclaims, immediately regretting his choice of words. Patton’s smile falls, a scowl taking its place as he grabs Roman by the front of his shirt. 

    “I am not crazy! Sure, I see a therapist every other Friday, but that doesn’t make me crazy! I’m your biggest fan and future husband! I thought you were going to be nice!” Patton snaps, Roman gulps and leans away as best as he could. 

    “O-Okay, okay! I’m sorry, you’re not crazy, y-you just, really care about me! T-That’s it isn’t it? Y-You care?” Roman asks, trying to deescalate the situation. Patton’s smile returns, his harsh hold turned into a bone crushing hug as he wrapped his arms around Roman, well Roman and the chair he was tied to. 

    “I do care about you! I love you so much, my therapist says it’s not love, but what does he know! He lives alone with six cats!” Patton chuckles, Roman forces himself to laugh along, surely he could play along until he was reported missing and found, because there was no way his manager would let him stay missing. 

    “PAY ATTENTION!” Patton screams as he jerks Roman’s head back by his red hair, forcing a pained yelp to leave the singers mouth. 

    “I-I’m sorry! W-What were you saying?” Roman stammers, Patton huffs and slowly trails his fingers along the singers jaw. 

    “I was asking you to sing for me, you have a pretty voice and I love it. That’s one of the reasons I fell in love with you, I don’t normally fall this hard, but I feel like we have a real connection, do you feel it too?” Patton asks, Roman blinks this guy sure does a one eighty with his emotions. 

    “I... I um... I-I’m sorry but I don’t think I can sing! S-See, I’ve been sick lately and...” Roman trails off once he notices the black look that had fallen over Patton’s face, the light that lit whatever room they were in reflecting off of his glasses. 

    “I do not appreciate liars, you were singing just fine last night. The great Roman Prince never gets sick, don’t you remember saying that? You said that on June 5th, 2017 during an interview with Logan Berry, I only know that because I never miss one of his podcasts especially when its with you.” Patton mumbles as he leans his face close to Roman’s, blue eyes staring directly into frightened brown ones. 

   “I... I did s-say that didn’t I? Silly me! I um... W-What would you like for me to sing, mi amor?” Roman asks, flashing Patton a small smile. The bespectacled man returns the smile as he stands up straight once more, clapping his hands together. 

   “I love your original music, but I adore your Disney covers the most! Can you please sing Love Is An Open Door, from Frozen? Pretty please! Its one of my favorite movies!” Patton says as he bounces on his toes again, Roman swallows thickly and smiles. 

    “A-Anything for you, my dear,” Roman would learn to regret singing for Patton. 

    “No! That’s not right! Its sandwiches, not sentences, I thought you liked Disney!” 

    “Stop messing up on Hans’ part! I don’t care if you don’t like him I do! You’re singing for me!” 

    “O-Ow! W-Why did you hit me!?” Roman exclaims, he was almost finished with the song when Patton had smacked him in the mouth, he could taste blood, he didn’t realize that Patton had hit him that hard.

    “Because you deserved it! If you’re going to be my husband one day then you’re going to have to listen and do as I say! If I like Hans then you sing his parts right! I’ve gone through so much trouble for you and even patched you up! Why can’t you just sing for me right!” Patton cries, Roman narrows his eyes, he may regret this but he was tired of playing the scared victim. 

     “I’m not going to be your husband! You’re delusional, once my manager realizes that I’m missing then you’re going to be sorry!” Roman snaps, Patton blinks slowly and smiles wide, any confidence that Roman had was now gone. 

     “That’s what you think, your manager is meeting Ariel and all of her little fishy friends right now! So, I doubt he’ll be an issue, so you know what that means my dear prince?” Patton asks as he leans close to Roman’s face again, the singer gulps and leans his head back. 

      “You’re not going to be found, because no one is going to be looking for you! Because only I care about you because I love you so much...” Patton murmurs as he trails his thumb across Roman’s still bleeding a swollen lip. Roman shudders when Patton licks the blood from his thumb. 

      “Now, you’re going to sing to me again, and you better do it right. The best part is, that you’re going to sing for me and only me, from now on! And if you don’t or if you mess up, then I have a fun way to never make you sing again!” Patton exclaims as he makes a slashing motion across his throat, all of the color drains from Roman’s face as Patton places a quick kiss on his cheek. 

      “But it won’t come to that! Because you’re going to be a good husband and sing for me, right?” 

       “R-Right.” 

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@aromanticandaromatic

A/N: Its short but here it is pFF

[unsympathetic-patton]

Uhhhhh idea I had

human au where Remus and Roman are both ftm and both get adopted by patton.

Roman is the first to come out to him, and Patton accepts him immediately. Buying him more masculine clothing, and calling him by his preferred pronouns.

Remus see’s this, and decides to come out as well. But as soon as he tells Patton, he completely blows up at him, claiming how he’s “only doing it for attention”, and downright refusing to call him by anything but his deadname.

He forces him to wear his brothers old, feminine clothes, and pretty much takes any opportunity he can get to misgender him.

Remus eventually tells Roman this, causing him to get absolutely pissed

He confronts patton about it, but In return Patton just calls him ungrateful, and ends up purposely using romans dead name to put him back in his place.

Romorgan: MY HEART

[latestageyouth]

 So, I’ve been playing around with the concept of unsymph!Patton fusions for a while now, and finally got the guts to upload it here, so...I want you to meet Foivos!

edit: I made a mistake! It’s Foivos not Fovios! Please ignore that!

So, Foivos is pretty obviously a royality fusion, although Patton is the one in charge here. I couldn’t fit everything onto the image so down below is more info on him:

Backstory:

He first fused when Thomas and the sides were 12 and started out as more of a protector, helping the sides cope with their fears and insecurities, while also protecting Thomas from any bullying or bad stuff. Though, as Thomas grew older, Fovios started being more interested in himself, growing more and more insecure every time he fused and being stricter and more invested in becoming someone who has no flaws, someone who is perfect and who everyone admires and looks up to. In doing so, he instead destroyed his friendships with the other sides and even Thomas, who never really stopped liking him but grew weary of him and his actions. He eventually not only aimed to be perfect himself but started pointing out other’s flaws and attempted to “fix” them, in his own twisted way. As Roman grew older, he started to adopt the same thinking as Foivos, letting his insecurities take over and getting more defensive to hide it. He didn’t want to fuse with Patton anymore, no matter how addictive it was to be Foivos. He can’t say he never fused with him again, though, when Patton did convince him that “it will be better this time” and “Foivos will be himself again”...Now that Roman thinks about it, maybe Foivos didn’t get his fascination with perfection just from Roman...

Relationships:

Logan - he used to get along with Foivos, who helped him cope with his emotions and sometimes would even assist him with his experiments. Although he would never admit it, he did see Foivos as a sort of father figure. Did. After he started to grow older, grow more distant, more...morally strict? He didn’t talk to Logan about emotions anymore, instead telling Logan that he didn’t have emotions, or that he should get over himself, doesn’t he see how much more Fivos feels on regular basis? Instead of assisting him, he criticized his experiments, and so did Logan with Foivos’ obsession with perfection. The two got into more and more fight as they got older and eventually Logan would lock himself in his room whenever Foivos fused again.

Virgil - Starting out as a huge comfort for Virgil, even when he was a dark side, the two were close, almost always by each other’s side, discussing coping mechanisms, watching Disney or just relaxing in comfortable silence. Foivos helped Virgil with his panic attacks more often than any other side, sometimes fusing just to help him. Soon after Foivos started to grow obsessed, even before it raised any suspicion, red flags were going off in Virgil’s mind whenever he saw him. He quickly, but still painfully, distanced himself from the other, watching from afar as one of his dearest friends grew more obsessed and morally strict, eventually seeing Virgil as a villain who just used him for his gain, corrupting him. Virgil tried to talk him to his senses many times, but Foivos dismissed him, either shutting him down entirely or offering to make Virgil perfect with him. Couldn’t Foivos see? He was already perfect to Virgil a long time before it became his life goal.

Deceit - The two got along just swell, Deceit being self-preservation and Foivos being the literal protector of the sides. Sure, their opinions sometimes clashed, but they would always find a compromise that would make Thomas happy. Deceit couldn’t help but start slowly but surely falling for Foivos, spending more time with him just for fun than just for Thomas’s happiness and gain. They always say that love is blind, I guess that’s one of the few that is true. Deceit didn’t see, or rather, didn’t want to see Foivos’ new obsession with being perfect and pure, going as far as changing himself so that he would love him more. It wasn’t until...the Remus accident that Deceit finally snapped out of his fantasies and for once, was thankful for hearing the truth.

Thomas - You could say Foivos was a mentor of sorts to Thomas, encouraging him to follow his dreams, to show that poem to the teacher, to give that flower to that boy. Foivos made him certain he was a good person...but not so much as he grew older. Foivos always told him that no one’s perfect, so why is he himself chasing after perfection? He always told Thomas to be the best he can be, so why is he so mean to others? It didn’t sit right with Thomas. Rather than to listen to Foivos, his dreams and morals combined, he instead chose to listen to something much more reliable at the time, anxiety. 

Remus - Remus never liked Foivos. Maybe Roman forgot, but Patton was the reason they split in the first place, he should be fusing with him instead! He got the feeling that Foivos never liked him anyway, so that’s a win-win, right? Foivos didn’t have to be nice to him, and Remus...could be Remus. He wasn’t really surprised when Foivos began to be what he is now, but that didn’t mean it didn’t hurt. Foivos was partly his brother, after all, of course it hurt. Of course Remus tried to do something about it, in his own Remus way, only to cause Foivos to snap. For the first time in his entire being, Foivos lost it, cursing Remus out, yelling at him and even going as far as to raise a hand on him, if it wasn’t for Virgil and Deceit stepping in between them.

...wooow okay so that was a lot. I, uh, hope you enjoyed hearing about my boy. Feel free to ask me about him or stuff, I just really wanted to get this idea out there, since I worked so hard on it. So yeah, that was Foivos, let me know if you want more U!Patton fusions, I will gladly make them!

[unsympathetic-patton]

Roman struggles with ADHD, but Patton tells him he’s simply lazy and rude to want to speak about his passions all the time. Logan gets a stutter and wants to see a speech therapist about it, but Patton tells him that someone smart like him shouldn’t get a stutter. Virgil hates skin contact too much, but Patton insists that he’s touch starved and hugs him all the time. Just... Patton deliberately making the other Light Sides feel like they’re worthless or broken in some way.

Adhd Roman:

Calls him lazy all the time

Refuses to believe executive dysfunction is a thing

Tells him he's just not trying hard enough

Adhd doesn't affect you that much you're just blowing it out of proportion!

Never let's him talk about his hyper fixations

Stutter Logan:

Mocks stutter in a "light hearted dad" way

You're so smart I'm sure you can get rid of it!

Claims he's faking it

Never texts him always calls despite knowing that's hard for him

Pretends to gain a stutter just so he can prove how easy it is to fix

Anti skin to skin Virgil:

You're just touch starved!!

Constantly holds hands all the time

Hugs that Virgil hates

Cuddles and pulls Virgil into all physical affection

You'll get use to it and like it the more you feel it!!