Human physicist and Transformers physicist talking.
Wheeljack:"Im Sorry, the what theorem?"
Jetfire:"Im not sure if humans have really dived deep into blackholes–"
human scientist :"I mean we do go on based on the No-Hair theorem."
Jetfire: "Are you pulling my—as you humans call it—leg? Is that a real theorem?"
Human scientist: "Yeah it states that black holes can only be fully characterized by three external properties: mass, electric charge, and angular momentum. Because they lack any other observable features....hence ... black holes have no hair."
Jetfire: "What is it with you humans and calling things the most random names possible? First, it was the ham sandwich theorem. Then the Naked Singularity theorem and now this."
Human scientist:"We like to have fun dont judge us."
Wheeljack: "Nah, this only proves why humans are hilarious. We haven't really been naming things to our fullest potential."