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❆ welcome to the twenty-five days of kinkmas: gallavich edition! ❆

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day two: resisting arrest by @crazynadine

↳ rated E / one-shot / 20.1k / cop!mickey / dirty talk

Ian hangs his head as Mickey slips the cuffs on him, tightening them. "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you...." Mickey goes through Miranda on autopilot. It's more for the suspect than it is for him, anyway. He turns Ian around once he's done cuffing him, so he can read him his rights face-to-face. When he's done, Ian is just staring at him, an odd smile on his lips. "Y'know...." Ian says, swaying drunkenly into Mickey. Their hips touch and Mickey almost jumps out of his skin. "It's kinda kinky, how you put these cuffs on me. My safe word is Death Star, just in case." the guy is grinning like a loon, swaying his body into Mickey's as Mickey is just trying to do his damn job. He spins Gallagher around again, starts frog marching him toward the cruiser.

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[aziraphales-library]

Do you have any short fics or one shots(preferably with a happy ending). I love fanfic but I'm very busy.

Any genre, canon divergence, rating?

Here's a selection:

let me feel your heartbeat (grow faster, faster) [T] by thehoyden

Aziraphale saw him sometimes in all-staff meetings, sitting toward the front but off to the side, lounging against a wall. Even then, he’d had style—wings tipped in gold and face painted with gold flakes in the pattern of the first constellation he designed. He was amazing, and eye-catching, and it was no exaggeration to say that he did not know Aziraphale even existed.

An Honest Surrender [T] by Kedreeva

"For six thousand years," Crowley said, voice cracking, "I have wanted something I couldn't have, because I asked the wrong questions. But I'm asking the right one now. The only one that matters."

In which Aziraphale follows Crowley home after the nonpocalypse.

these furious passions, these chances [E] by Ark

Jesus fucking Christ, he’s in love with Crowley.

Forgiven, Loved [E] by LollipopCop

Crowley believes he is utterly unforgivable and unlovable from his Fall, especially in the eyes of an angel. Aziraphale, shocked to discover how little Crowley truly thinks of himself, must set the record straight.

By Any Other Name [T] by WyvernQuill

"Bit strange, the Almighty giving us soulmates, too - us demons, not us-us. Wasn't that the point of the Fall, making 'em miserable down there?" Crawly mused. "Seems counterproductive, assigning perfect lovers."

"She'll have Her reasons." Aziraphale muttered, a little curtly, and, there in the rain, wrapped in the Serpent's wing, he ran his fingers over his mark again.

From the very corner of his eye, he saw Crawly doing the same.

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Crowley's soul-name reads "Aziraphale".

Aziraphale's does NOT read "Crowley".

This is... suboptimal, to say the least.

The Rule Of Opposites [E] by entanglednow

In which they are opposing forces, not designed to touch, anathema to each other. Crowley refuses to accept it.

~Mod N

[fabficrex]

Who Wants A Second Round?

Who Wants A Second Round? by BleuSarcelle on Ao3 ~ 1/1 ~ 3,314 words ~ Teen and Up Audiences ~ Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply ~ Klance

“That one!” Lance shouts excited, grinning up at his roommate.

Keith blinks in surprise before he looks down and sees the shirt in his hand. “You sure?”

“Dude, believe me, that gray is a killer and it will make your eyes to pop out.” He reassurances calmly, adding a wink in the end for theatrics. “Double kill! It’s a knockout, ladies and gents!”

Keith snorts, shaking his head in amusement. “God, you’re such a nerd.”

“Uh, who just saved you from a fashion disaster on your first date.” Lance scoffs, crossing his arms over his chest with a playful smile. “You’re welcome.”

[Or basically; “One of my friends set me up on a blind date with one of his friends. Turns out it was my roommate. We are both gays and didn’t know it." Hunk is the best wingman.]

- lol CUTE (another oh my god they were roomates...) - Ella <3

[readingisthenewcool]

The One Where Everybody Finds Out by bad_at_everything on AO3 ~ 1/1 ~ 17,472 words ~ Teen and Up Audience ~ No Archive Warnings Apply ~ Klance

Keith and Lance are dating, secretly. Nobody on the team knows, until suddenly everybody does. Shenanigans ensue.

Based on a Friends episode of the same title.

More secret relationship because these were bookmarked at the same time (I was going through a phase lollll) also i think i recced this one already ages ago but idk cause this is one of my favourite fics of ao3

- Ella

[btswagon]

→ with open arms

Pairing: Yoongi/Jungkook

Author: tau

Summary: Things he knows for sure certain happened last night: there was a party. Jimin and Taehyung dragged him there to, in their words, find a pretty boy to hook up with and forget his own breakup. Jungkook was skeptical but went anyways, if only for free alcohol. He maybe had one too many drinks along the way. Jimin and Taehyung disappeared at some point. He found a pretty boy. He ended up in an empty room and made out with said pretty boy, who had blue hair and a satin jacket that felt nice under his fingers. He started crying in the middle of making out with the pretty boy. The boy was very confused. The boy told him to lie down and rest.

And that must be how he woke up in said boy’s bed, in his house, hungover and confused.

Jungkook rolls over, buries his face into his pillow, and screams.

(Or: What Not to Do When Trying to Get Over a Bad Breakup, by Jeon Jungkook)

Info: General | 23k | College AU, Fluff, Friends to Lovers

Sneak Peak: What Not to Do When Trying to Get Over a Bad Breakup, by Jeon Jungkook:

Chapter Three: realize the guy is actually Min Yoongi, a great fucking person.

Chapter Four: kiss Min Yoongi again, while not drunk, without crying.

Chapter Five: kiss Min Yoongi all the time.

Jungkook still has to work on the rest, but he’s already got an epilogue in mind: live out the rest of his life happily with Min Yoongi and their three dogs in their beautiful beachside home, and kiss him every day.

“You want three dogs?” Yoongi asks.

“You don’t want three dogs?”

“I mean,” Yoongi says slowly, “why have three when you could have five? Or ten?”

Jungkook grins. “Shit, you’re right. You’re a genius.”

“Of course I am,” he says with a soft smile, the corner of his eyes crinkling as he looks at Jungkook, and Jungkook thinks, this is it.

[theofficiallirrylibrary]

Everything’s Coming Up Daisies by facewithaview

Harry owns a juice bar. and Liam’s heart too.

Words: 15307 Status: Complete Rating: Mature Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: One Direction (Band) Relationship: Liam Payne/Harry Styles Additional Tags: Fluff and food puns

[aziraphales-library]

hi! do you have any short or short-ish (under 25k) human au recommendations? thank you so much in advance! x

I wasn't sure whether you preferred angst, fluff or any particular tropes, so I've put together a selection. Hope there's something you can choose from:

That this could be the kingdom [E] by seekwill

I have lived my whole life with a wrecked heart. Fr. Aziraphale Fell’s present mirrors his past, as long ago roommate, classmate, and former friend Anthony Crowley reappears in his life in an unexpected and disarming way, challenging Aziraphale’s choices, and bringing him back to the breaking point, when he made a decision he couldn’t take back. It isn’t temptation, it’s revelation.

Move With Me [E] by KiaraMGrey

It's Aziraphale's fortieth birthday, and he would like nothing more than to settle down for a quiet night with a good book and a bottle of wine. Unfortunately, his friend Anathema has other plans and decides to throw him a wild party. Which would be fine, really, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't actually know anyone there. To make matters worse, Anathema decided to hire a stripper as entertainment.

Aziraphale resigns himself to a night of embarrassment at the hands of the gorgeous red head Crowley, but things take a turn when Crowley proves to be far gentler and kinder than he ever could have guessed. Aziraphale never would have expected a stripper of all people to be the one who respects his boundaries the most. Even stranger, Crowley seems to actually enjoy talking to him. Perhaps people are right when they say you can find love in the most unexpected of places.

Heaven (Is a Place on Earth) [M] by soft_october

“I’m just sneaking a break from the festivities, as it were.” Crowley twists his hand in a gesture meant to sum up the circumstances which led him here. “I haven’t taken up residency in the back of a bookshop in the middle of paradise.”

“Ah, well, we clearly disagree over what, precisely, paradise might mean.” Aziraphale's eyes are sharp, and through that initial mask of annoyance, a small smile is curling.

Crowley came to Lower Tadfield, the UKs version of San Junipero, to have a good time, try out the software, step out of his old and failing body into the magic of a virtual world with no consequences. At least that's what he had planned, until one night he stumbles into a bookshop and meets a buttoned up, blue eyed wonder with pale curls and a perfect smile.

There is also quite big Good Omens Human AUs Collection.

And here's a specific search created for you

~Mod N

[aziraphales-library]

a doctor who crossover where crowley and aziraphale meet ten and rose please? or any good DW crossovers?

Hello!

Here’s a few fics that I found when searching through this tag.

Ten and Rose fics:

The Second Best Flea Market in the Universe by badxwolfxrising (T)

Some things you can find at the second best flea market in the universe: spare TARDIS parts, rose water lemonade, an angel and a demon in love and, most surprisingly, the truth.

Journey’s Beginning by Colbert100 (T)

The Metacrisis Doctor and Rose struggle to sort through their confusing feelings for each other after they're left together in the alternate universe (which also happens to be a 6000 year old universe which recently suffered an almost-apocalypse). Meanwhile, Aziraphale realizes that he's deeply in love with Crowley after the apocalypse-that-wasn't, but he's not brave enough to let Crowley know. When the two odd couples run into each other, will they help each other out or just make matters worse?

Ten and Donna fics:

The Demons Have the Phonebox by theplatinthehat (NR)

Soho, London, 2019. A man with a blue box has vanished. An angel has been taken from a bookshop. And two redheads are joining forces to get them back.

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey by Sir_Bedevere (T)

Six thousand years is a long time. In the end, you’re bound to see the same old faces knocking about.

Or, a couple of pining idiots keep running into the one human who a) knows what they are and b) figures them out in 0.3 seconds. Oh, and an unexplainable alien is there too. He doesn't figure much out, because he's too busy licking things.

And here’s a WIP:

Space Boys by Stackthedeck (T)

Five times Crowley was confused for someone else and one time he recognized himself. That'd make a good title if I could shorten it.

Crowley has always thought himself to have a unique appearance, what with the eyes and all. As someone who has lived for 6000 years, it's not unlikely for Crowley to have a doppelganger. It is unlikely to only hear of that doppelganger. It's impossible to hear of him centuries apart. And yet. There's someone running around the London area doing good deads with Crowley's face and he's been doing it for several centuries. Crowley has to put a stop to it.

~ Mod G