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don't know what a clit is
sasuke - doesn't care, didn't ask, will never seek for that knowledge.
utakata - if you ask him if he knows what a clit is he'll answer 'a weapon'.
hashirama - clip? like paper clip? he has many in his office.
hidan - he has sex, ok, he knows how to touch it, has done it many times, just doesn't know it has a specific name, so if you ask him if he knows what a clit is he'll just. he doesn't.
obito - same as hidan as in– he doesn't know it has a name, so you'll ask him to touch your clit and he'll be like, your what???
yahiko/pein - didn't really need to know where a clit was to achieve anything in his life :(
naruto - is somewhere between doesn't know and has a small hint of what it might be. he's certain he heard that word somewhere, most likely in jiraya's book, can he connect the dots, though? can he?
neji - listen, he can act all uptight and as tough as he wants, but the moment iruka started explanning sex on sex ed, he was ready to fucking die. he was so fucking embarrassed that his soul went to another plane of existence and he simply didn't absorb any information on that 😔.
know what a clit is but don't know where it is
madara - it's clitoris. he knows all the theory and all medical therms for sex, ok, he knows what s clitoris is, just has no idea where it is. will pretend he does, though.
tobirama - also knows the basics to sex from books, but the books don't show where the fuck is a clit. he's SO embarrassed to ask where it is when you first have sex, but he knows it will add a lot of stimulation to you, so he's willing to swallow that embarrassment up for once 😔.
shikamaru - will say how troublesome it is to try and find this thing. just press his fingers there and save yourselves the time.
yamato - listen, is hard to picture where it is from just books and shit, ok. they say it's on the upper part but it's hard to know where that is when you've never seen a pussy before. don't worry, will make up for his lack of experience and knowledge with effort.
itachi - knows that it exists, no idea where. won't be embarrassed to ask you to help him touch you, he wants to know what you like.
know what a clit is and know where to find it
kakashi - listen, he might even not have had sex, but he read jiraya's books multiple times so he at least has an idea of where to start looking for the clit ok. he won't take long to find it, and he'll have this very smug smirk on his lips.
kakuzu - also has a general idea of where it is and will be relieved when he presses his fingers there and you moan, confirming he was right.
minato - read books upon books about sex and anatomy. it was embarrassing, but asked jiraya about tips. it was all worth it when licked there and he felt your whole body shake with pleasure.
iruka - what? like it's hard? the others are just weak and incompetent 😔.
found it by fate
gai - didn't even know he knew where it was. his fingers simply brushed there and you fucking went feral, so he might as well keep touching it.
genma - didn't know it was such a sensitive spot, he slept off most of sex ed classes. he was going down on you and simply enjoyed how that little nub felt on his lips whenever he sucked on it, he's just glad you're having a good time, really.
kisame - he's a big guy, and he knows he looks scary, so he tries to focus a lot on his partner, explore their body and let them control the pace. will let you sit on his face and will notice how you try so hard to grind that swollen little nub against his mouth, so he takes the hint and boom– clit found.
gaara - also takes his time exploring your body, so he is destined to find it at some point. gets very proud of himself when he does find it.
ok, so here's some (not all) chatacters I think would be into some type of bondage to some extent.
kakuzu - he's heavily into tying you up– might be only your wrists, your legs, or completely. it all depends on how much you're into it and how much control you want to surrender to him. yes, he will use his strings always.
kakashi - blindfolds. he's very into the idea of it even before he met you. in his imagination, they really bring him a sort of confidence and a rush of emotions because you really do trust him that much– to give him that much control over you. the longer you stay together, the more trust he'll have to let you blindfold him.
hinata - she really wants to be tied up. hinata is kinky, ok, she has many fantasies but she's just,,, she really represses herself so much. she needs a partner that helps her be more confident about it, that allows her to experiment without judgment.
obito - blindfolds. partially because he's not sure how you'd react to how his body looks beneath his clothes, and he's not sure if he's ready to let you see him so bare and vulnerable, and partially because he really loves how much it seems to heighten your pleasure. it's a rush of euphoria on its own to watch you squirm with anticipation, jump with each kiss he presses on your skin.
utakata - into gags. he gets bothered by too loud noises and sometimes you simply can't help it when he makes you feel that good, so he'll enjoy your muffled moans as fucks you that good.
kisame - this man loves to he dominated so much. there's a 90% chance that you are smaller than him, and it gives him a sense of relaxation to know you're in the one in control, and also turns him on so much. will let you tie him, blindfold him, anything you want? he's into it.
tsunade - she loves those gags with an open hole so much??? she likes how she can make you struggle to licke her with your tongue, or suck her strap, it's so fucking amazing to her.
konan - into heavy tying up, like, shibari kind of thing. loves to have you completely at her mercy and want your trust to know she can touch and play with you whichever way she wants.
