Okay, we've had Splinter walking in with the boys going to town on their s/o...but I'm curious how much different it would be if their s/o was riding the fuck out of them when Splinter walks in 🤣🤣🤣 just, yeet? Fucking toss them? 🤣🤣🤣 What if the rider doesn't stop right away? 🤣🤣🤣 Fuck I'm dying from reading that last one 🤣🤣🤣
ok so normally I hate doing a part 2 because I SUCK at being funny twice in a row but I shall try for you, my darling. ((very sorry that this will not be as good/funny as the first one))
ok so you’re riding Leo hard
his hands on your waist to set you at a pace that’s good for both of you
just going to town on him
the door flies open and Splinter is standing there, immediately realising his mistake
but the thing is this causes Leo’s protective instincts to kick in so he, from underneath you, fucking swoops up and tackles you down
now you’re both on the floor, fully exposed at Splinter’s feet
and the worst part is he’s still half inside of you while this is happening
Splinter begins to leave, gets to the door, grabs it and points just below the door handle
“You see this? It’s a lock. Utilise that in future” then he walks the fuck out
you are both just left on the floor feeling very stupid and a bit bruised from the fall
You’re on top of him reverse cowgirl
because he likes to get a good look at that ass
when the door bursts open and Splinter is standing there
you freeze with wide fucking eyes just staring at him
at those big rat eyes are staring back right into your soul
only problem is, you’re still in a raised position and you slowly just sink back down onto Raph which is not the right move omfg but you’re in a state of shock and can’t keep yourself propped up for any longer
the horror of seeing this only keeps the eye contact going and eventually you just crumple down into a pile of naked shame on the bed
Splinter uses this opportunity to scurry the fuck away
let’s just say breakfast the next morning was awkward to say the least
((well, Mikey got a kick out of it which earned him a punch in the arm from Raph))
you and Splinter didn’t talk for a week after this happened
Mikey’s fave has always been you on top
but this time you’re sat on his face
and omfg does he know what he’s doing
that is until the door whips open and his fucking dad is stood there
so Mikey has some good reflexes
only problem is, they are not always the right reflexes
he fucking throws you across the room
the main problem with this?
he throws you AT Splinter
yes, half naked you who is still dazed and confused from the oral you were getting is now hurtling through the air at a giant rat who only just manages to catch you
all you can think to say is “I’m so sorry” over and over again
and Mikey knows that was a bad response because he gives you the most sheepish look when Splinter sighs and leaves the room
“You throw me at your dad again, you’re sleeping on the couch for the rest of eternity!” you scold
You’re on top and giving it all you can
stroking his face and telling him what a good boy he is
you’re way too in the moment to hear the door open
all you see is Donnie get the most extreme look of fear on his face
but you don’t stop straight away
a few more grinds and a “Don-Bon, what’s wrong?”
he just covers his face with one hand and points with the other
you scream, like horror movie death scene scream
try and cover yourself and just stare at him with a look of pure regret
all Splinter says is “next time you decide to leave your lab, don’t keep the bunsen burner on, you could burn the place down....Don-Bon...”
and with that he leaves you both to your shame
after that incident if you two even hear someone walking outside the door you would stop your activities and pull away from each other
no way you were letting that happen again
