I'm going to start with a cow. Let's see how balanced of a farm we end up with 🚜
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Someone recently suggested in an ask that they might have gone to Europe to guarantee more anonymity. But then I caught myself thinking: babe, if a couple of hockey players really wanted to hide from the rest of the world, the best place to start would be South America.
With all due respect for the sport (after all, here I am in the hockey gay show fandom) but we don’t give a fuck about hockey in here, or winter sports in general. We’ll watch and admire during the Olympics, but that’s it.
Put those two in a small countryside community in Northeast Brazil, taking care of their cows, horse, and goats. Ilya buying chickens to sell eggs but getting attached, now they’re his chickens! Only the best feed, cuddles, even little clothes. Anya helping the kids move the cattle (three or four cows Shane learned to milk), becoming besties with the calves, racing with the sheep.
Free health care, free social security, and a community that wouldn’t think twice about welcoming the foreigners. Nobody would even have heard of hockey, I assure you. Shane, of course, would be paranoid about keeping their names, but in the end it wouldn’t matter, within the first week they’d get nicknames, and by the end of the month nobody would even remember what their real names were supposed to be.
Kids would hang out at their house all the time, gathering on the porch after school. Neighbors would take turns inviting them for Sunday lunches, Ilya helping organize the local festival, Shane helping the elders build fences, hiking trails, and exploring a whole new biome. (Don’t tell anyone, but in the countryside nobody uses a driver’s license. I wonder who would be the first to learn how to ride their motorcycle.)
And completely off the radar, why on earth would David Hollander ever imagine his son was in the backlands of Pernambuco?
(I know the logistics are crazy to think about, with the language and everything so let’s not, just a happy thought).
Ps: It wouldn’t be the first time someone did this and went unnoticed. Brazil has a history of post World War II diaspora, with several high-ranking european commanders fleeing into the South and Northeast of the country in anonymity to escape trials. Sadly, it often worked.
Ps2: There’s an urban legend that Michael Jackson is still alive, living in a small village in Northeast Brazil. It’s an inside joke constantly referenced here, and honestly, it was why I wrote this tbh xD.
This is so good thank you for sharing LMAO!!!! Whose going to write the they run away to south america fic sfslfsf
PUT THEM IN A SMALL VILLIAGE WITH COWS THEY'D THRIVE. Shane likes waking up at 5am anyway. and can you IMAGINE ilya holding a baby cow? I know you can. and I know you're melting because of it. !!!!
This thought is pure joy thank you.
Okay, so, imagine: German Shepherd Bruce's ears perked up--- he heard something outside the window. He rushed to look; what if it's a threat to the manor?
Outside was a young man, walking a well-groomed (not professionally groomed like Bruce, mind you, but clean and without matting) golden retriever, tail wagging furiously. Bruce felt a snarl crawling up his throat: "Woof! Woof!"
This caught the ear of the golden retriever who didn't seem to pick up on the aggression in Bruce's barks. Somehow, his tail seemed to pick up even more speed until Bruce got worried he was about to take off like a helicopter!
The young man and his excitable dog walked up the manor's driveway and Bruce's ears went back, the fur on his neck standing up. Titus, his human, came to the window to follow Bruce's eyes.
"Ah! It's just Krypto and Clark," Titus scratched Bruce's head, smiling. "They're here for a playdate,"
Hm. If Titus says they're safe...
Bruce kept on guard just in case.
Not a second later, the doorbell rings. "That's them!" Titus removed his hand from Bruce and made his way to the door.
"Thanks for coming," Titus said jovially. "Bruce doesn't travel well."
"It's our pleasure! Clark was so excited to meet Bruce, I could hardly keep a hold on his leash!" the new human, Krypto, spoke.
Titus chuckled, "I'm not sure I could say the same for Bruce," He referenced the pup glaring by his side.
"And you're sure he's friendly?"
"He's well-behaved. Not exactly friendly, but he doesn't bite, if that's what you're asking,"
Krypto seemed suspicious. "He'll play nice with Clark?"
"Yeah," Titus confirmed. "Ace will make sure they don't get into any trouble."
"Alright," Krypto gave a thin smile before stepping across the threshold with Clark.
Seemingly appearing from the shadows, Ace entered the foyer. "This Krypto? The guy you want me to dogsit for?"
Titus rolled his eyes; "Yeah, if you don't mind,"
"Cute dog," Ace told Krypto. "Cute owner, too,"
"You can flirt with my friend later. Watch the boys for now," Titus sighed.
"Hn," said Ace, simply.
After Titus dragged Krypto off, Bruce had the chance to assess the new dog. Sniffing warily, Bruce circled the golden retriever.
"Hi! I'm Clark! But my people call me 'Good Boy!'"
Bruce paused a second. "Bruce," he said simply, continuing his inspection.
"Nice to meet you, Bruce! Do you live here?" Clark inquired
"Yes."
"It's a big house! Do you get to play everywhere?"
"Playing is for puppies. I get to patrol this place."
"I have a farm to play on! We have sheep, and cows, and pigs, and ducks, and horses, and goats, and chickens!" Clark was quite enthused. "And I get to play with the herding dogs when they're not busy!"
"Hn," Bruce matched Ace's tone.
"Not much of a talker, are you, Bruce?" Bruce could hear the amusement in the other dog's voice.
"No," Bruce sat, satisfied with his assessment. This dog, while weird and hyper, was no threat to Wayne Manor.
Superbat as dogs is always so precious to me 🥹
I need more, anon! I need to know how their playdate went!
18th Century CoD Characters - Types of jobs they have
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Before we start this, I am well aware that most of this farming was not a thing in the 18th century. While I am researching to keep everything correct, I decided to add other forms of farming to make things more interesting. This long drabble does not only talk about the type of farming they do but also possible side jobs they might do.
DO NOT copy, translate, or change this drabble in any way. This is my work and my research. I've spent a lot of time researching and I would appreciate it if it was enjoyed but not stolen. Reposts and comments are more than welcome, and feedback is always accepted.
Word count: 2,325
Estimated reading time: 9 min 18 sec
18th Century CoD Character Masterlist
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John Price-
He absolutely owns and maintains a subsistence farm. He loves to provide for you and possibly kids but he also likes providing for his community. I also feel like he dedicates all of his time to maintaining his farm and expanding it to be able to accommodate his community so he has no “side job” per say but he definitely helps his mates out with their side hustles when he needs something to keep himself busy. However he mostly spends his free time hanging out with Simon, helping Simon repair guns.
Subsistence farming is all about personal use. This is the type of farming you do to feed yourself or your family but can also be used to feed your community. Mostly done for trade not profit.
Johnny MacTavish-
Absolutely owns a dairy farm and no one can tell me otherwise. He owns just enough cows to not only provide for the two of you and maybe future kids but also to trade with your neighbors that are about a mile away but you're still close to. cough cough John, Simon, and Gaz cough cough. Anyways, since he doesn’t own a lot of cows he doesn’t have to do much other than to make sure none of them go lame and to make sure they have water and are fed. Speaking of, he does grow his own hay so he doesn’t have to buy it from anyone. It’s cheaper. He also starts to dabble in blacksmithing because he found out that he can make his own gates so he can expand his land whenever he wants to for his cows to roam. Though, you do tell him to stop before he really injures himself, he tells you and I quote “It’ll be fine lass, it’s cheaper this way anyhow.” You do also help milk the cows, it saves his back.
Dairy farmers are responsible for caring and managing the milk production process. They oversee the feeding, breeding, milking, and herd management. They also grow crops to feed the herd.
Simon Riley-
He is a Commercial farmer. He grows crops and raises animals to make money so he can spoil you. Almost every week he goes into town to sell his crops or to sell an animal for money or sometimes trade. However, there is an animal from almost every species that you made him promise he can’t sell. The hen that has pretty spots and lays the brown eggs you collect every morning for breakfast, he can’t sell. The cow that Johnny sold you years ago that’s not making milk anymore because she can’t have anymore calves, Simon can’t sell. You helped him raise that girl since she was a baby, he can’t just give her away. Anyways, when he’s not working on his farm with any free time he has where he’s not spending with you he’s being a gunsmith. He’s a very well known gunsmith in town and people are always going to him so they can fix their guns or so they can sell them for extra money.
Commercial farming implies that you raise animals and crops and you sell them to the open market to make profit. It performs as a large-scale production of crops and livestock. Usually, commercial farming is a full time occupation.
Kyle Garrick-
I see him as a rancher. I feel like Kyle is the one who has all sorts of animals such as cows (obviously), chickens, horses, pigs, goats, sheep, etc. (Between me and you he definitely is the one who gives Simon's wife all the animals Simon can’t sell because he likes to rile Simon up). That’s not to say Kyle is safe from you, his wife. Because there are animals that he owns that he cannot get rid of either because of you. He simply cannot say no to you. You even talked him into letting you feed and keep a stray cat even though he insisted that the two of you have enough animals to take care of. The power you hold. Also you use the wool from the sheep to make/patch up Kyles' clothes. As for his side job I believe he’s a printer. He loves it because he gets all the town's gossip to print out and distribute but you also enjoy it because you’re kinda the first one to know everything. And best believe that he validates his sources so he asks questions. He doesn’t want to be the one putting out false information. In conclusion, he loves working on his farm but he loves gossiping and could spend hours doing so.
Ranching is a large farm for raising horses, beef cattle, or sheep. Ranchers care for and manage livestock. Thet maintain the land and equipment needed for livestock care. They oversee breeding and medical treatments of their animals. And finally, they handle tasks related to farm equipment and facilities.
Kate Laswell-
Definitely see Kate as a Mixed farmer. She likes to be very hands on with his work so why doesn’t she not only take care of animals but also crops. I feel as though the only animals you two would raise on the farm would be horses and barn cats. Don’t ask me why, it’s just a feeling I have. Also there is a little garden that she set up on the side of the house just for you so you could have fresh fruit and vegetables to make delicious meals for you and her. As for a side job can we see Kate as a cobbler?? Because I can vividly see it. She makes you the most comfortable shoes she can so you don’t have to worry about your feet aching after a long walk around town, looking at all the different items being sold. Of course she has other customers than you but you're like her little guinea pig when it comes to testing new materials or a new style of shoes because she knows that you’ll be honest with her.
Mixed farming takes place when your farm comprises at least 10% and at most 49% of animal breeding. This means that your profit is made from around half of the animal products and around half of the crops you’re selling. Mixed farmers engage in agricultural practices that combine crop cultivation and livestock rearing on the same farm. This approach allows farmers to diversify their production, use resources more efficiently, and improve soil health through crop rotation and animal manure.
Valeria Garza-
She’s a hay and wheat farmer. Hay is a very high-demand product and why would she not grow it in bulk? Why would she not sell it when there’s a drought and farmers run on hay? Why wouldn’t she want to make a profit with something that’s in such high demand? And because you have wheat in supply year-round baking has become your new favorite hobby. Especially when it comes to trying new flavor combinations. She loves coming inside after a long day of work to a nice cozy home that smells absolutely delicious. She also steals a sweet treat to taste when you’re not looking. Valeria’s side job? Something with alcohol. I’m thinking about her being a tavern keeper or a bootlegger, or both. It’s Valeria, I gotta let her keep her bad girl persona in some way. She definitely runs her tavern under the guise as something else and only select people know that her tavern exists. There used to be more, I wonder where they went-
A hay farmer will always be popular, simply because the demand for hay has increased tenfold in the last couple of years or so. The more time passes, the higher the demand for livestock is. Which is why commercial farmers need more and more hay to feed their animals. Therefore growing hay is quite a lucrative means of making money. Farming wheat is about the same thing.
Konig-
Konig is also a rancher. I’m sorry but you’re telling me that when you see this big beefy man you don’t automatically think about him being a rancher. That’s like the only type of farming I can picture him being into. Even though he is so big, I can see him being extremely careful to not hurt his baby goats or to not hurt one of his chickens. He also most definitely built you a garden so you can feel helpful around the house. After all, he is a big man. And that big man has a big appetite so it’s important to him that he has fresh big meals for each of his three daily meals. I’m leaning towards Konig being a logger as his second job. I don’t really know why, but I feel like based on his size and muscle, he could cut down trees and split logs so fast. I also may or may not be thinking about him building you both a little cabin and little buildings where you can go to do your hobbies in peace.
Ranching is a large farm for raising horses, beef cattle, or sheep. Ranchers care for and manage livestock. Thet maintain the land and equipment needed for livestock care. They oversee breeding and medical treatments of their animals. And finally, they handle tasks related to farm equipment and facilities.
Keegan-
Pastoral farming. Keegan likes to keep busy and therefore he likes to keep a lot of animals. Mostly for selling their products at the market (Most of which you make). Butter, yogurt, bottling milk, eggs, and meat (which he takes care of) gets sold for profit. Yes, you and Mrs. MacTavish have a little bit of friendly competition between you both since your husbands sell almost the same thing. However, you both help each other out, especially since her husband Mr. Mactavish keeps her with child almost year round. For his side job I can see him as a cabinet maker for some reason. I don’t know why I see this but I like to imagine that he makes good profit from it since everyone needs the extra storage space or just to replace cabinets. Plus, it would be hot watching him using a handsaw and cutting wood from the kitchen window, leaning on a counter he built.
Pastoral farming essentially refers to raising livestock and poultry for mass production of animal products such as milk, chicken eggs, or meat. The animals need to be kept in special shelters, and they are usually fed every type of food out there that can get them bigger and more efficient at producing the animal products.
Phillip Graves-
Organic farming. You cannot tell me that he doesn’t seem like the type of man to only eat organic fruits and vegetables. So, why wouldn’t he also have you eating only the best? This is more of a side job for the both of you and not a full time farming job. But he has been thinking about introducing some more animals into the two of your lives instead of the 2 dogs you two own. Phillip’s side job is definitely him being a saddler. Yes, you both own horses because that's the main form of transport and he just wants to make sure that whenever the two of you ride somewhere that you're comfortable. So one day he dabbled in fixing your saddle to make it more comfortable for you and after that you urged him to make a profit off of this new found skill.
Organic farming is the type of food that you get without the use of modern artificial additives, like for example pesticides or any sort of chemical fertilizers. On top of that, they’re natural in the sense that they’re not treated with radiation, industrial solvents, etc.
Alejandro Vargas-
Sedentary Farming. He owns a large property and he’s invested heavily in taking care of his animals. He likes this type of farming since it is very simple and it easily makes him money. Yes, he does use most of his land just to go horseback riding with eachother but without having to go be social with other people. Not that you both don’t like social interaction, Alejandro loves talking to people. In fact, you can’t take this man anywhere without him finding someone he knows but sometimes he just wants to be alone with you spending some much needed quality time with you. Outside the house that is. Alejandros side job is being a gunsmith. Like Simon, I just feel like this job is very fitting and I can’t really think about a job that is a better fit. He mostly fixes guns while asking Rodolfo to make a certain part that he’s missing so really the two of them are a partnership.
Sedentary farming is the complete opposite of nomadic farming. Instead of moving with the herd, constantly changing your location in search for greener areas, you use the exact same land every year and you don’t move the animals in the slightest. It’s a good choice if you wish to heavily invest in an area and not worry about expanding anytime soon. It is a very simple lifestyle, but it is also effective at making you a lot of money.
Rodolfo Parra-
I don’t know why but I see him as Alejandro’s farm hand. They’re best friends so why wouldn’t they help each other out? If anything they both invested into the land so they work together to raise the animals. Plus, with the two of them, it takes the workload off of both of their shoulders so they can spend more time with their wives. And something about Alejandro and Rudy being best friends and raising their kids as almost siblings does something to me. Rodolfo’s side job is being a blacksmith. Since he works as Alejandro’s farm hand most of his day is spent making sure everything is in order. He takes up blacksmithing so he can better his job.
been thinking about fun creature designs and stuff and I got curious... do the islands have unique animals living there?
I love the idea of just. Every creature is a different kind of bird. Horses? Giant ostriches. Cows? Biiiig duck-like birds with short, blunted turtle-like beaks and thick, curled foreclaws on their wings to counterbalance their enormous weight. Sheep? Dog-sized fluffy birds with abnormally high amounts of fluffy down.
Chickens are just chickens of course, they're already perfect hehe
imagining the HOH meeting actual cows and horses and just being like WHAT. Where is the beak??? How does it stay warm without feathers??? is that supposed to be a TAIL??
Moot on da heights.. now we cookin......
Galloping yess I've been wanting to get into the fauna/creatures that live on the isles!! But I'm too lazy to draw fuuuuck!!!!
Yess the island's biology would consist of plentiful of avian creatures.. griffins, dragons, all sorts of birds.. you name it!! I'll go into detail someday of how these animals interact with their environments somepost.. listen I like making pretty pictures with my posts ok?
Hmm.. yes there would be land-bound creatures that are unique to their islands they inhabit- mainly animals known for living in high altitudes. Don't worry everyone- random goat event is still imminent on the isles.
Which expansion pack would you like to see dnp play in the sims next?
Businesses & Hobbies
For Rent
Horse Ranch
Growing Together
Cottage Living
Discover University
other (tags)
Voting ended onFeb 25, 2025
Businesses & Hobbies - comes out in April, new careers seem to be a tattoo artist and pottery making, would be cute for Dab&Evan or Dil&Tabitha
For Rent - I haven’t played it but the world looks really pretty
Growing Together - it introduces a lot more family dynamics and interactions with infants and toddlers (it was released after dab and alien grew up) so it wouldn’t be repetitive. I personally want to see Dab and Evan as Girl Dads
Cottage Living - I would love to see either Dab and Evan or Dil and Tabs in this. You can have cows, chickens and llamas (hello???) And there are also cute interactions with wild foxes, rabbits and birds. The town is really cute and there are some side quests with the townies. Idk if the Howlter Residence really has space for the farm animals but maybe on the roof? It’s a rooftop garden so why not?
Discover University - We need more Dalien relationship drama
Horse Ranch - not that interesting tbh, you can have horses, baby goats and baby sheep
