#weird headcanons

[nightmareb1tch]

Idea: Sloane and Five hitting their siblings with a newspaper when they get too wild like unruly dogs.

[starwolfie]

Accents hc for the LU Links 

Legend: generic British accent (“BBC accent”) because he was raised near castle town and nobility. He can do different accents to confuse people.

Wars: hylian is (kind of) not his native language. Had a Gaelic native language. ( either Irish or Scottish, can’t decide) and had a heavy accent that’s frowned on in nobility. Got trained out of it because “that’s not how the hero speaks “Really self conscious about people finding out.

Slips only when really tired or injured

Time: Scottish highland accent. ( REALLY heavy accent) If he gets annoyed with you enough, he switches to Gaelic (“faerie language “)and you think he’s growling at you. Is stunned when Wars and Rulie still understand him

Isn’t ashamed of his accent but tunes it down normally to be understood better.

Wild: weird mix between all the different accents from his Hyrule, switching from word to word ( depending on who he learned it from ) uses archaic terminology when talking about fighting. Gets annoyed when people point it out because he’s unaware that he’s doing this.

Twi: southern US accent, but more Texas than Virginia

Can tune it down to be understood better, but it gets heavier when he’s tired or wants to annoy Legend

Rulie: indistinct Gaelic accent. He speaks very softly, but it’s not on purpose.Was selectively mute until early teens and only started to speak hylian with his Zeldas. Native language is Gaelic (“faerie language”) and fairy sign, but he also learned hylian sign.

Prefers not to speak if he can avoid it.

If he’s getting sassy with you, you know that he likes you a lot 😉

Wind: speaks like a pirate. Switches to Pidgin when annoyed.

Four: has an accent, but nobody can pin it down ( it’s Minish, guys. That and being ancient hylian)

I don’t really have any for Sky. 😩

[youngvfdasoue]

I have this headcanon that most of the VFD agents were orphans, or came from hostile or dysfunctional homes. Specifically because those types of children are easier to manipula- Guide into your cul- Organization

[kieranagravane]

Weird Headcanon Wednesday

So, from the firebug AU, I thought, what if the firebugs' glow turns pink when they have a crush and they are around the object of their affection?

So Maeglin wants to inherit Turgon's teapot palace, and he is trying to put forth his case on why he should marry Idril. Turgon finally says, "Very well. You may marry my daughter if you can prove that you love her. Speak to her, and if your glow turns pink, I shall know it is true love".

And Maeglin, who usually has a silver glow, agrees, because he REALLY wants that teapot palace.

So Maeglin is in the teapot, chatting to Idril, but his glow remains silver. Idril is smirking when, suddenly...

Glorfindel walks in; all magnificent and with a beautiful golden glow!

And as soon as Maeglin sees him, his glow turns bright pink!

Maeglin is like, "What is this? My glow betrays me?"

Turgon is like, "It's called poetic justice, dear nephew!"

[phantobats]

I cannot be the only one that believes with my entire heart that Bruce likes to talk to the bats in his cave, right?

Like before he had any of his Robins and Alfred had retired to sleep and left him with a now cold mug of coffee, he surely must have just looked up, half-delirious from sleep deprivation, and just started explaining the new angle he managed to find in his current case?

They don't really respond, but it's definitely better to speak at something rather than stare at the blinding screen before him all night long.

Knowing him, he's probably befriended some of the bats and considers them close confidants.

[ether-here-or-there]

What do u think the ben 10 characters smell like? Hear me out i think kevin and rook smell like car. Think the leather smell of seats the metallic parts some scent of rust and the underlying note of car freshner, atificial but familiar. They smell like two distinct cars though - rook has a more milder, cleaner car scent. The scent of a car that is regularly maintained and whose seats are wiped with mint scented wipes. Kevin smells a bit more rustic and a bit more "vintage". Definitely smells of someone messing around a car for too long but also some floral car freshner that gwen likes.

Im not sure what gwen smells like maybe some inoffensive generic perfume scent but i know ben stinks (albedo called his body smelly once so he prob has some body odor lol). Secretly carries some spare deodorant in his pocket that he tells no one about. The omnitrix has his scent though, whatever he smells like. Likewise he has a faint metallic scent on his left arm where the omnitrix used to be. Biomnitrix doesn't smell that much different from original omnitrix and slowly "absorbs" his natural scent as well

Ben: A basic lavender deodorant and a kids 2-in-1 watermelon body wash/shampoo purely because it has his aliens on the branding and he doesn't care about his hair that much. This smell does not last long, as Ben is horrible about his hygiene and may skip a daily showering depending on how hectic the day prior was. You also do not want to be around him post-workout after detransforming during a sparring session because his aliens smell something foul more often than not.

Gwen: Her shampoo and body wash are both cinnamon scented, but they get very drowned out by any spell ingredients she works with and the effect of Kevins scent rubbing off on her. Theres also always a slight smell of burning if she turned into Lucky Girl at all that day since it's a midway point between human and Anodite.

Kevin: Cinnamon smell with some aftershave, but also the smell of motor oil and metal. Anything he's turned into for the day will also affect his lingering smell; Like turning into wood makes him smell like the Spruce or Pine or Oak depending on the type, or he gets that rusty or penny smell of his skin oils interacting with the material as it gets applied or comes off.

Rook: Uses basic scentless soaps but will sometimes treat himself with some mango smelling soaps when his schedule has him confined to base for whatever reason. Doesn't have any risk of human BO but does have cat-like BO if he's not able to wash up for a period of time for whatever reason. You can smell singed fur from laser-gun fights or some musk after a workout but otherwise the dude uses his shower liberally and doesn't like anything foul smelling stick to him.

Max: Sandalwood scented stuff and his own aftershave. He also has that Old Man smell but like... if the Old Man was a Lizard Person also, it's not easy to describe but it's not really a bother on anyone's senses either. His diet just messes with his body odor, happens when 90% of it is alien foods.

Albedo: Had a whole skincare routine and gravitated more towards Citrus smells when he had Ben 10 Live money, has fallen into smelling like a terrible Old Spice commercial as of Omniverses present time (2011-2012-ish, I think) and had one week where you could smell the AXE "Golden Mango" Body Spray for blocks and triggered several asthmatic attacks for people passing him. Also has the same BO as Ben because he has the same cravings dietary wise as him and is thus very, very stinky without a daily shower.

Omnitrix smells like metal and asphalt, but if someone tries tearing it off, they're also pulling at Ben's skin and whatever muscle/bone the thing is anchored onto when fully attached, so there's also those smells plus a puss and singed skin odor from however it heals back into place. Not fun, stop trying to rip it off.

[indigothewyvern]

MHA headcanon:

The glowing baby wasn't the first person with a quirk, it was the government finally giving up on trying to hide them.