#weird stuff man

[randomfriendlyloser]

"you dont know the real me ive been making up a personality to talk to you" well its not MY fault for falling it like you arent honest with me so what else am i even supposed to think im not gonna go out of my way to find out whatever's going on inside your head to figure you out or something when you cant even trust me enough

same person also said "never believe people who say that youre their whole world... they always have others..."

oh maybe thats why you ended up completely isolated and friendless after i left, you spent wayyy too much energy onto something thats just unpredictable and unrealistic. the only reason people only saw you as just "ruoxi's friend" is because you never put any effort into NOT clinging to me all the time

also did you forget that a normal person HAS to know multiple people in their lives or else they literally wont be able to survive. i dont understand why people romanticize co dependency so much

[chaoticbathwater]

vguys apparently ive been getting bullied all my life and i was too autistic to realize this is such a realization

[plant-dad-sulu]

as someone who did not grow up with a name that featured in many tv shows or movies, let me ask, has it always been like this?? You guys just watch tv and hear your name on there?? you see a character with the same name as you?? and keep watching?? how do you handle it?? how do you cope??

[knowledgeableknees]

Newsies as weird shit my friends have said

Part 2

Elmer: I wanna gay penguin

Race: *long inhuman screech*

Jack: Is that th sound you made when you fell down the stairs this morning?

Davey: *high* Y E D

Kath: Welcome back to pOLiTiCaL sCrEaMiNg cHiLdReN

Spot: *texting jack* Hey can you get me a band aid?

Jack: Y

Spot: b l o o d, dipwad

Spot: *a few minutes later* thank you for the band aid but. it’s a dog?

Jack: *serenading Race with popular from wicked*

Davey: *writing a play*

Sarah: *looking over Daveys shoulder* use comic sans thot

Davey:

1. no it’s a script u gotta use a certain font

2. die hoe

Race: And Alfred the snail is near nyroooming up my nose

Kath: Sorry what?

Albert: Alfred the snail a.k.a. Missy a.k.a. missile launcher

Davey: ???

Davey: Les is eating pizza with a fork and a knife

Spot: *threating race* I will squeeze out ur liver to use as a hand towel

Davey: i guess i’ve just fully accepted that i’m not getting any sleep tonight 🙃🙃

Albert: *high with Race* Lord he is all

Kath: Apparently my family history is

* ~murder~

* ~addiction~

* ~swindling~

* ~rich people~

* ~lesbians~

Spot: Bitch I busy being gay fuk off

Jojo: LiFeGuArDs (I actually have a video for this one)

Buttons: Plez can u send me a pic of a bar

Les: *eating bread and crying*

Davey and Sarha: sad bread boi

Les: *hears them starts yelling*

Davey and Sarha: MAD bread boi

K I gotta sleep now

[inkedmyths]

Last night I dreamt the zombie virus started in a local Fred Meyers. And a friend tipped me off. It was like, "Don't want to throw in another issue with the whole Coronavirus thing going on, but yeah be careful and don't go into these sections of the store". Said sections were semi destroyed in disarray. I don't remember if Fred Meyers was covering the issue up or not but it kind of felt that way? The manager of the store was infected and I went to go fight her to contain the virus and like, shoved her into a pit of acid or something. Then I went to talk to someone I apparently knew who was working at the deli and was like "Hey I had to kill your boss" to which she said "good riddance". Then I went around warning people I recognized about the areas of the store they should try and avoid.

I cannot tell you the amount of relief I felt when I woke up and realized there was no such thing as the zombie virus from my dream. I was legitimately very worried.

[remnogadosious]

§RDR2 sure does some weird sh!t every now and then 🤣👌§

[the-poutine-routine]

fandom is so weird cuz when i get really into something it feels like it’s improving my mental wellbeing but really i just sit in my room and let it consume every molecule of my existence until i eventually feel physically ill looking at it and have to find something else to be obsessed with 

[videos4faggie]

a pointless joke

time with you

i’d rather choke

on a few

rusted nails

the reaper comes

and then he pales

for the youth becomes

quite like him

that which fears

and from a limb

drowned in tears

the youth must hang

for all his sins

as he sang

of what begins

an empty land

of little value

a scarred hand

grabs a brew

all alone in a world

where the people are husks

and their hearts are knurled

with eyes like tusks

don’t get caught

you don’t belong

in this world of mine

a world from thought

you’ve been too long

this is a sign

a nightmare from which i never woke

a single phrase

that awful joke

i’ve been dead for days and days