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Bucky: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.

Tony: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

Steve: Tony told me that he got Bucky a box of toys for his birthday... I don't really understand why he'd get a grown adult toys tho.

Clint: I'm going to tell him.

Sam: Don't you dare.

Tony: Do you want to explain this text I got last night?

Bucky: Err, yeah, sorry. That was autocorrect.

Tony: Autocorrect wrote "your so hot step on me"?

Bucky: Yeah, it's supposed to say "you're".

Tony: ...

Tony: Where's my will to live?

Natasha: Bucky is at the gym.

Tony: I was talking about coffee.

Natasha: ...

Tony: Bucky with his hair in a bun isn't half bad either tho.

Bucky: [to Bruce and Steve] I accidentally drank Tony's coffee, how long do you guys think, I'll live?

Tony: [from behind Bucky] Ten.

Bucky: Ten what?!?!

Tony: Nine...

Bucky: Okay, you win. We'll order in today, but tomorrow, I will go grocery shopping and I'll cook for you!

Tony: That sounded like a threat...

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