treating me like you're supposed to do (uh-huh)~
Now they're not going to necessarily complain that you agreed to be their partner, but considering how much you praise and kiss them for basic boyfriend things... just how bad are the men from your homeworld?
Lines from Sabrina Carpenter's "Tears"
multi x gn!reader
[tw/cw} - the song is kinda raunchy lmao, so this will be considered mildy suggestive! also i'm like 90% sure I didn't miss anyone this time lol
[note] - god sabrina carpenter is so fucking hot yall
"Baby, just do the dishes, I'll give you what you (What you), what you want!"
It's only basic decency to offer to clean the kitchen after making a mess. He's not sure why you seem so surprised and happy each time he does them. There wasn't even that many, he's being polite! He's pretty sure it's bare minimum. "Did you seriously—mmph—get hot and—smooch—bothered from me doing the—mmm—the dishes?" You pulled away from his lips, which were getting red and swollen from your sudden kisses, and pouted. "You don't wanna make out?" Surely you didn't think he was idiot enough to deny making out with you. "Oh Sevens yes, but can we move from the sink, the water is gonna splash on me at this rate—" "Okay!" He's more than happy to let you drag him to the couch so you can climb on top of him and continue your lovely little assault. But after this, he really does need to ask if he should be concerned about your standards...
Ruggie Bucchi, Kalim Al-Asim, Epel Felmier, Silver
"Assemble a chair from IKEA, I'm like—mmm (ah!)"
He's become pretty handy as he's gotten older, and he knows that you need all the help you can get, and it's basic boyfriend etiquette to help your partner with doing things. Like building you a new bookshelf when the one you had suddenly collapsed into a pile of rotted wood because of age (and mostly termites). Maybe guys back in your home just weren't super handy? Cause you're watching him put the new bookshelf together, lifting it up and against the wall, like you want to eat him. Not that he'd complain. "Wow, I can't believe you did that all by yourself, and you lifted it too?" "It's not a problem, anything for my—" "Hot. We should make out. On my bed. Right now." "Huh? Ooopmh—" He didn't even have a chance to respond as you yanked him by the collar and shoved him on the bed, crawling after him with a hungry, longing expression. "Let's make out, right now. Can we? Please, please, pleeeeease?" If this is how you're gonna act when he just puts a piece of furniture together, he's gonna need to break your bed and replace that next.
Deuce Spade, Jack Howl, Floyd Leech
"I get wet at the thought of you (Uh-huh)/Being a responsible guy"
He was diligent. In his studies, in his club, in his dorm. Even if something didn't go right, or if he somehow made a mistake, he's always taken responsibility. Of course he would, why wouldn't he? Though, he is quite flattered at how you throw yourself at him every time he's taken charge at the dorm. "Mmm, are you gonna me busy much longer?" You were looking at him with half-lidded, entrancing eyes. "You know I love when you take charge~" "Ahem," He can just feel his cheeks getting hot. "I have to take care of a couple more things, I won't be too long." "Mmph, okay. I'll go wait in your room" You pulled him down to whisper in his ear, "And maybe wear your favorite outfit~" A smooch to his cheek and a suggestive wink, he had to withhold the shiver that went down his spine. Gods, if this is how you react just from watching him run the dorm, he's more than happy to get used to it.
Riddle Rosehearts, Trey Clover, Jamil Viper, Vil Schoenheit
"A little respect for women can get you very, very far"
He honestly isn't sure if he should feel offended that you seem dazzled when he's treating a lady right, or concerned for the type of men you've encountered back home. An older woman was struggling with going down the stairs (evidently the mall escalator was broken and the elevator was on the other side of the building), so he did the decent thing and offered her his arm and helped her down the stairs. She smiled, thanked him for his help, and told you, "You have such a sweet young man here, a keeper for sure!" "I know, he's handsome and a gentleman! I love him so much!" You suddenly pulled him close and stared fluttering kisses on his face, the old woman laughing at his bewildered (but pleased face) as she walked off, while you went on how you've never met a man like him. "You were so nice to that lady, god I'm so lucky to have such a gorgeous gentleman for my boyfriend! Mine—mwah—mine—mwah—mine—mmmwah!" Okay, now he's really concerned. He's pretty sure you've forgotten how he was when you two first met, but also refuses to ruin the moment. He can steal a couple more kisses right now, bask in your praises, and later address your comments.
Leona Kingscholar, Azul Ashengrotto, Rook Hunt, Sebek Zigvolt
"Remembering how to use your phone gets me oh so, oh so, oh so hot!"
You seem to like when he sends you random memes and shorts he's seen that remind him of you. You also seem to like that he sends you a good morning text and good night text every night. You also seem to like when he sends you memes and shorts that remind him of you. You especially love it that he likes to video call you until you guys fall asleep. "It's nice that you never really leave me on read, except when you're in class, but like still. And I love that we have video night calls everyday! It makes me so happy!" Besides the fact that he could just turn off read receipts in his phone (though he's not gonna do or tell you that), the fact that your standards include him not leaving you on read or returning your calls is wild. "Babe, if that's all it takes for you to think I'm a good boyfriend, I think the bar is in hell." "Aw, but I mean it! It's nice...plus it works out for our extra late night calls~" The way you cooed into the phone made him go hot and mushy. "It makes me all warm knowing that I could call you at night, and you'd pick it up, ready to go for me~" If you noticed that he was suddenly shy and flustered, you didn't point it out. Now you're just being silly, why would he ignore your calls when you're his very, extremely, fantastically hot ass partner? Seems like something only a dumbass guy would do.
Ace Trappola, Cater Diamond, Idia Shroud
"Offering to do anything, I'm like, 'Oh my God!"
He can't understand why you'd be surprised. He's not going do something for just anyone, but you're his and he his yours. So you're obviously an exception. Honestly, he's not sure why you're looking at him like he just offered to carve your name into the moon, not that he minds it. "Really? You'd do that for me?" "Of course, why wouldn't I? You're my partner, doing something as simple as offering you assistance is the bare minimum." He only offered to help you carry all those boxes because they seemed heavy and obviously he didn't want you to get hurt. You seem so charmed, surprised too. It would've been a bit insulting if he didn't remember that you're not from this world. He is obviously better than the human men from your home. "Mkay! But...can I give you a proper thank you later?" He blinked, taking the boxes that covered your view, leaving you with just one. "A proper thank you?" "Yeah, like, back at your dorm? Just the two of us...alone..." You smiled coyly and batted your eyes. Temptation never seemed more alluring. "I'd really like to give you a proper thank you." A hot rush of heat sank through his body, from the pit of his stomach to the apples of his cheeks. Oh, he'd be a fool to not accept your give of thanks. And he is far from a fool.
Jade Leech, Malleus Draconia, Lilia Vanrouge
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