Kurt with a worryingly submissive/passive reader....
⸙ Starring: Kurt Wagner x GN!Reader
⸙ Featuring: Scott Summers, Logan Howlett, Anna-Marie/Rogue
⸙ Summary: Headcanons for how Kurt acts towards a worryingly submissive/passive reader.
⸙ Warnings: inadvertent dismissal of opinions and feelings, compartmentalising, Kurt bringing reader out of their shell, slight fluff, reader is taller that Rogue (5'4)
⸙ Word Count: 400
⸙ Requester: @trans-pupboi
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⋆‧°𓏲ּ You always seemed to follow along with what everyone else wanted. It wasn't bad, you got along fine with whoever you were around and they were no arguments so you were happy, but Kurt saw it a little differently.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ He was very quiet, keeping to himself most days and trying not to get in anyone's way, but you seemed a little more….worrisome.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ He was always one to help when asked, but you practically served anyone who took advantage of your nature.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ Scott asked you to get him a beer one random day when he was too exhausted to get one himself and you did without question or protest. He noticed, and found you to be the perfect bartender.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ Rogue asked you to get something off a shelf she couldn't reach once and it became common practise even when the shelves where at her eye level.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ They were your friends and team mates so you weren't upset with them, but they didn't even seem to notice what they were doing.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ Logan always called you an abused stray cat, scurrying around the place like you were afraid anyone who showed you affection was just about ready to hit you with a box of hammers.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ And it got to the point where Kurt had to intervene, mildly.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ He saw the others bossing you around accidentally - except Scott - and he pulled you aside, just out of sight to ask if you were okay. When you responded with a simple "Yeah, I'm fine" he wasn't quite convinced.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ He knew he wouldn't be able to help you, or at least get a genuine answer out of you overnight, so for the next few months, he just kept on asking.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ "Do you like this kind of music?" - when everyone agreed to get tickets to a concert you clearly weren't interested in.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ "Do you want to get food from somewhere else?" - when you let slip a silent, momentary cringe at the restaurant name Guillermo's.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ "Are you sure you're fine with being called these names?" - when Scott and Logan made fun of you 'lightheartedly'.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ It was small, but it was the kind of care you needed, even if it took you a while to speak your mind around him. Kurt was happy to wait for you anyways.
I saw you reblog nightcrawler and I got into searching for nightcrawler fics which lead to reading x men smut in general…..
Please indulge me 😭 My request is how the x men eat the 🐱 with Nightcrawler, Cyclops, Wolverine, Magneto, Gambit, Deadpool (I feel Deadpool is x Men adjacent lol)
Deadpool is definitely X-Man adjacent. Will include him for sure.
Pairing: Logan "Wolverine" Howlett, Scott "Cyclops" Summers, Remy "Gambit" LeBeau, Kurt "Nightcrawler" Wagner, Wade "Deadpool" Wilson, Erik "Magneto" Lehnsherr x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, face riding, tonguefucking, cunnilingus, overstimulation, being pinned down, clit stimulation, squirting, morning sex
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Laps at your pussy like a man dying of thirst, There's no real techinque that he has, he wants all of you, any and every way he can get it, as much as he can get. His tough, strong hands dig into your hips, the veins bulging as he holds you down and makes you shake under his grip. Due to his superhuman stamina he backs off when your pussy and clit get too sensitive but still delivers an occasional teasing lick while you're resting.
He spends a long amount of time kissing his way down your body before he gets to where you want him to be. Never wants to get right to the main event, even if you've had a long time apart. Always has his eyes closed but you can tell when he's enjoying himself by how hard he closes his eyes and the tiny sparks of red that get a glimpse of. Gets a little pussydrunk if you don't push him away on time, even if his jaw hurts he'll keep going.
Wakes you up fully by eating you out, it's become something of a morning ritual for when you really don't want to get out of bed in the morning. This can go both ways if you want to suck him off in the morning and help him with his morning wood. He knows how to cook breakfast pretty well but honestly you're his favorite thing to eat in the morning. Especially when you come all over mouth from how much he tonguefucked you.
Eats you out while he's on his knees like you're the one who should be worshiped and prayed to. Judging by the way he kisses and licks your pussy, his forked tongue flicking and lapping at your sensitive clit he might as well think you're holy. He certainly does get you to call out to God a lot. Because he can't help it he jerks himself off with his tail, he should have better control, instead he gave into lust. and he will gladly do it again.
Talks dirty the whole time while he's eating you out, there's nothing that will get him to shut up. Each and every jolt of your hips serves as a compliment to him. He doesn't hold you down while eating you out, you can buck your hips freely, riding his face as fast and hard as you want. Don't worry if you clamp your thighs around his head, you can't kill him and if you did he would be glad to die and wake up with his face against your cunt.
Pulls you on top of him and pushes his tongue as deep into your pussy as it can go. He chuckles when you hiss in pleasure when his lips bump against your clit, you want his attention there but he is the one in control here. If you try to wrestle control from him he will push you on your back, your legs now over his shoulders and his face buried in your sopping pussy. Give him any more attitude and he will bring out the handcuffs.
Yandere Family Man!Scott Summers and a scenario of how he becomes yandere.
Feel free to use this as you want i've been in on hiatus on my blog + lack of modivation and time to write.
Scott Summers whos just a normal guy, not obsessive or yandere, just a little overebaring becuase thats just who scott is. Its not his fault
Scott Summers who gets sent on a undercover mission as a family man. Subrabn home, white picket fence, couple kids, the dog. You name it.
Scott Summers whos feels like he is out of his element not being the leader of his team for such a long extended period of time.Honestly if you ask me he more in his element as a white suburabn dad
Scott Summers who get set up with his new host family. His new family are fellow mutants.He gets a spouse, 3 kids, and maybe a cat or dog.
Scott Summers who is adjusting to this new sensce or normalcy. For the first time he's living a life he's never really had, a live he could only ever dream of
Scott Summers whos a coach on his off time for his "kids" little league. Baseaball am i right.
Scott Summers who goes home every day from work to find his spouse making dinner and his "kids" rushing him at the door.
Scott Summers who finds himself helping the oldest kid pratice their mutant powers in the secrecy of the backyard. The same backyard where him and his "kid" pratice throws.
Scott Summers who now expects his morning kiss before he leaves for work and wating what they wrote in his luchbox that day.
Scott Summers who for the first time in his life feels at piece, true otherworldly piece. Then they come for him......
Scott Summers who feels his heart break when the X-Men come to get him when the mission is done. Is it really over Scott thinks, has so much time really pased.
Scott Summers who feels so much rage, pain, and greif over the loss of his fake family....... no real family, they are his family, thats his spouse, thats his kids.
Scott Summers who finaly snaps after years of being the soilder, of havning to sacrifice, and never getting to have anything to keep anything of his own
Yandere!Scott Summers who's having deja vu all over again. He feels like he's losing madelyne and nathan all over again.
Yandere!Scott Summers who decides he has to get his family back, their his kids he raised them, he provided for them. No matter the cost he says...
☆ BF! Peter who loves playing pranks. He was a rage-baiter way before it was popular. There's so many photos on your phone that he took with your camera. Him making funny faces, him taking candids of you while he's speeding through seconds, etc. If you're shorter than him, he likes hiding your things on higher shelves. If you're taller, he likes tackling you onto beds and couches by going for your legs. Best believe he uses his super-speed to prank you like no other.
☆ BF! Peter who tries his best to mature when your relationship gets serious. He puts more effort into his work at Xavier's, starts saving for his own place, begins to limit his shoplifting, and tries to be "more serious" on dates. The last one doesn't last long, but you don't mind.
☆ BF! Peter whose favorite chores are dishes and dusting. They're easy, quick, and simple. He HATES doing laundry because it takes so long. The apartment/house you two share is always pretty tidy, surprisingly, because he gets bored on the weekends if you aren't home.
☆ BF! Peter who started wanting kids when he saw how gentle you were with the other mutants. Cooing and chatting with one of the littles who didn't have many friends led to him wondering if you'd agree on "Kurt" as a boy's name - both for his blue best friend and Cobain. Daughter wise, he'd name her Wanda if that was okay with his twin. [ A/N: yes I know they aren't twins in the Fox movies but they are EVERYWHERE else so yuh.] He wouldn't care about the gender, but I imagine him more as a boy dad than a girl dad. Not that he'd neglect his daughter, no, he'd love her more than anything, but he's had sisters and he wants something new. Twins run in the family, so he would be over the moon if you ended up with two twin boys like Wanda's.
☆ BF! Peter whose idea of a good date is something fun. He's not big on picnics or beach walks or fancy dinners - but he'll try everything once. He likes taking you shopping, going skateboarding, exploring, tree-climbing, going to arcades, and anything else fun that he can do. The boy will do anything that allows him to get his energy out - from following you as you spend much too long in an F.Y.E to taking you into an indoor rock-climbing.
☆ BF! Peter who eats a LOT. He burns insane amounts of calories, and as a part of his mutation- his digestion is sped-up. If you like to cook or bake, he'll love you even more. He's shown to love sugar in the films, but I don't doubt him changing to a more protein-rich diet later in life. Your first "date" was a group celebratory meal paid for by Hank - who immediately regretted it when Peter ordered a huge steak, a bunch of shrimp Alfredo, and a chicken salad without any hesitation. And yes, he ate on the appetizers and your meal without a second thought - the boy's gotta eat! Your shared grocery bill is pretty hefty, but it's worth it for the muscle he's putting on.
☆ BF! Peter who's type is anyone he can have fun with, and is "fun' in style. He isn't into the real soft, coquette types or the real serious/academic types. I can see him more into the 1980/1990s grudge/skater type, but he's not too picky. Any type of fun hair or makeup? He's in love. Paint or dirt on your skirt or pants? Count him in. Similar tastes in preferred dates and music? Hell yeah. He doesn't really care about physical appearance, so personality and style are more important. Why date someone if you can't play Laser tag and share clothes with them?
☆ BF! Peter who burns CDs with songs you both like and lets you borrow his band shirts and CDs. One of his number one requirements is that you share music taste or you're open to listening to his music.
☆ BF! Peter who is a total "wife guy". If he wants to get out of plans, it's a "sorry, gotta get home to the wife." Favorite person? "My wife, obviously." His wallpaper, emergency contact, best friend, roommate, lover, and #1 clothes thief? "Well, that'd have to be my kick-ass wife, obviously." Even before marriage, he called you his all the time. If you kick ass in a fight, he's swooning to Kurt about how cool his girlfriend is. If one of the kids asks why he's so happy one morning, he'll talk about how great his girlfriend is. The moment he proposed, he went straight to giving you the wife title. And he doesn't ever stop.
☆ BF! Peter acts like a man-child at times, but he's a well-behaved one. Yes, he gets sent to the doghouse at times, and yes, he's had to retreat to Wanda and Vision's house once or twice when he's really, really fucked up, but he means well. He's a guy raised in the 70s, do you expect him to be completely house-trained? He does try, though. He loves you more than anything, he just fucks up at times. And maybe, yeah, he leaves towels on the floor and soda stains on the couch and he accidentally mixes the laundry at times - but he'll try and be better.
☆ BF! Peter who HATES girl's night. Not that he minds your clubbing clothes, he loves them, but he's so bored without you. He doesn't understand why he can't come bowling with you guys, or out to dinner, or out drinking, or shopping. He likes those things! He trusts you and the others, they're his friends too, but he's admittedly a tad jealous. In an attempt to squash this, you nudged him into starting a boy's night. Gaming, laser tag, arcades, cards, whatever he could find fun with Hank, Scott, and Kurt. But Hank eventually went back to the lab and Scott didn't have the same idea of fun, so most of the time it was just Kurt and Peter. And that devolved into Peter whining about your absence over a game of Monopoly. Wife guy.
☆ BF! Peter who adores you. The moment he saw you at Xavier's or your job or wherever met you, his heart started ramping up like it did when he was a teen and saw Princess Leia for the first time. He loses all sense of cool around you. In the beginning, he's just a meek, stuttering mess.
☆ BF! Peter who slowly, but surely gets more used to the fuzzy feeling you give him as you guys start dating. He still adores you and gets all red-faced when you do just about anything cute, but he's more confident now.
☆ BF! Peter who actually buys your birthday presents. No stealing, he wants you to know he cares. He's the type to buy you what you've told him you wanted, because to him, that's the standard. "Your ex bought you a camera? But you told me you had a Polaroid one since you were a teen. He bought you one when you already had one? Are you kidding me? And you didn't even ask for it? Prick."
☆ BF! Peter who's your ex's number one hater. "So he spent all day texting one girl, started working with her and started taking classes with her...but got mad you talked comics with one of your guy friends? Fucking insane." "She left you for THAT guy? With the fucking hair? Good lord."
☆ BF! Peter who's bisexual with a fem preference. He's the type of guy who can ogle both the female and male leads of a movie.
☆ BF! Peter who burns you CDs whenever he feels like it. He's not an artist, but he can find a way to make you things if he puts his mind to it.
☆ BF! Peter who has, at least once, done the cliche "standing outside your window with a boom box" thing to apologize. Definitely more than once.
☆ BF! Peter who despite being 20-30, acts like a teenager in love. 100% left you love notes from "your secret admirer" before you two started dating. It was so, so cheesy, but so cute.
☆ BF! Peter who most of his love knowledge comes from movies. Wanda and Vision started dating after Wanda moved out, so Peter didn't see them interact much. Peter's dad was out of the picture, and he didn't have too many friends growing up, and most of them were nerds like him who didn't get girlfriends. So, his perception of flirting and love is mostly from the movies he grew up with.
☆ BF! Peter who, when asked about how you dress, says "my girl can wear what she wants because I get to go home to that every night and you don't."
☆ BF! Peter who only dates someone if he loves them with his whole being. And with him, that's you and only you.
☆ BF! Peter who is a switch. He doesn't really care about a preference for being dominant or submissive, he just goes with the flow. He'd sub easily, but could also be a gentle dom. It really depends on you and his mood.
☆ BF! Peter who does love costumes though. Any of those slutty 2000s-esk Halloween costumes? Oh lord, he's done for. Suddenly he's a helpless patient if he can get you in a nurse outfit. He's a little criminal when you're in a sexy cop outfit, and he's awe-struck if you're anything nerdy related. The slave Leia costume? His nose is bleeding on sight. OG poison ivy bodysuit? Call that boy vegetarian the way he's in that foliage. [A/N: THAT WAS AWFUL, IM SO SORRY BAHAHEHA]
☆ BF! Peter who, once he learns you're completely fine with it, is a total perv with you. He loves that form of teasing. Wearing a skirt? Panty shots. You're being difficult? He's zipping around and suddenly you're back into one of those aforementioned costumes. That's one of his favorite things, changing your clothes in private. You gasp and blush, scolding him but he just smirks. He's definitely stolen your panties at least once, definitely jacked off when you're not looking, and definitely smacked your ass more times than you can count. He loves you, he does, and he doesn't do anything to objectify you. The guy just really fucking loves his girlfriend. And fucking his girlfriend. But mainly the first part. He also gets a lot of nosebleeds. It doesn't take him much to get worked up, just seeing your thighs, cleavage, face, arms, calves, hands, shoulder, stomach, and basically anything else. He's a dog, but only for his girl when she's okay with it.
☆ BF! Peter who doesn't enjoy blowjobs that much. He'd rather just have a quickie if you guys are in a rush. If he's desperate, he won't mind it, but he'd rather have you and him together, rather than you do the work.
☆ BF! Peter who's super-speed means super-drive. He's not supersonic in bed, but he pops a lot more boners than any of your exes. And he. Is. Whiny. The man loves his girl, and naturally he thinks that he should be able to worship her as much as possible! What's so wrong with that?
☆ BF! Peter who goes nuclear when you guys start trying for kids. He's a man on a mission. "Gonna...fuckin' put my baby batter in you. Fill you up so good, babe." "Peter, what the fuck?" He wants his babies. He wants his perfect little twins. He wants to be a dad, he can't help that!
☆ BF! Peter who, if you convince him to sub, could absolutely be put in a skirt. Put him in a little blue miniskirt and he's a begging mess. "Mommy, please, no, I'll be a boy, I'll be your best boy, don't make me wear it in front of our friends, please mommy-" [you'd never make him. You never even brought it up, he did. He's subtly hinting.]
☆ BF! Peter who accidentally let out a little moan when you put your boot on his chest during sparring. "Do you wanna explore that when we get home?" "Yes please.."
🏁⋆💨𐙚₊˚⊹🏃♡.👟⌛
A/N: YAYYY okay it's done ehehe. I might make a male version of this or a second one, but idk ☝️☝️ IM SORRY THAG IVE DONE LIKE NO NEW CONTENT, COLLEGE IS KICKING MY AHHH
Here's the song that kinda sums up how Peter loves IMO 👇
Headcanons for what it's like when each GP!X-Woman comes to visit you on days when Jean pimps you out to them. (based on the fic here)
topics: visit frequency, cock size, sex pace, how many rounds, and a special person-specific random bonus headcanon
characters included: Jean Grey, Ororoe Munroe, Betsy Braddock, Dazzler, Rogue, Illyana Rasputin, Kitty Pryde, Mystique, Emma Frost, Laura Kinney, Jubilee, Polaris, Domino, and Monet St. Croix
Jean Grey (Phoenix):
frequency: every time- she runs it after all
size: above average
pace: can be quick, long, rough, gentle, depends entirely on how you've been behaving with her and other patrons
stamina: can go for hours when it's just the two of you, but won't tire you out before the start of a service day
favorite position: missionary, she likes the intimacy
special: creampies you at the start and end of every day
extra: on days you're 'serving' would let most of the x-women use you, but would be apprehensive to let relatives like Hope or Rachel come see you
Ororo Munroe (Storm):
frequency: not often, only when she's very pent up
size: above average (come on now, have you seen her)
pace: works you up slowly, she's conscious of her size, but once she's going it's rough and she lasts a decent amount of time
stamina: two rounds, just to ensure she's fully relaxed
favorite position: spooning
special: her moods are varying, sometimes she's incredibly sweet when she comes and sometimes she's mean and focuses entriely on her own release
Betsy Braddock (Psylocke/Captain Britain):
frequency: about half the times you're open
size: average
pace: rough but slow, she slams her hips into but will hold them their keeping her cock buried inside you before pulling out and repeating
stamina: one round
favorite position: cowgirl (likes to sit up while you ride her so she can give you hickeys)
special: caring and generous, will make you cum if you want, but won't overstimulate you if you ask her not too
Allison Blaire (Dazzler):
frequency: rarely comes to see you
size: below average
pace: gentle and slow, doesn't last long
stamina: one round
favorite position: you on your knees sucking her off, she's usually content for you to give her a blowjob
special: gets meaner the closer she gets to orgasm, will tug your hair a little and will occasionally fuck your face and make you swallow her cum
Anna-Marie (Rogue):
frequency: every time you're open
size: above average (biggest naturally)
pace: rough, fast, she lasts long
stamina: multiple rounds
favorite position: will usually let you start by riding her, to let you work up to taking her, but once she gets going, will flip you into missionary
special: likes to have you cock warm her between rounds because it helps her get hard again and helps get you desperate for her to fuck you again
Illyana (Magik):
frequency: not the often, comes when she needs something to take her frustration out on
size: average
pace: fast and rough, and she lasts for a decent amount of time
stamina: two rounds
favorite position: reverse cowgirl, she likes you to do the work, but eventually gets tired of your pace and will fuck up into you instead
special: toys! she loves using the toys Jean leaves for the patrons and will try at least one with you every time she comes
Kitty Pryde:
frequency: doesn't come on her own that often, only comes when Illyana's away, and she needs serious stress relief
size: average
pace: rough and fast, the first time she came alone, you were surprised how hard she fucks, but she doesn't last long
stamina: once is enough to tide her over
favorite position: missionary
special: sometimes phases uncontrollably when she cums (canon) and ruins her orgasm so she fucks you again when it happens
Illyana and Kitty (together):
frequency: not too often, they have each other after all, but when they want to spice things up or try something rough they come to you
pace: brutal when they're together, rough and usually enter a competition of who can last the longest
stamina: up to an hour (as long as Jean allows a single visit)
favorite position: eiffel tower, they don't like taking turns
special: double penetration!! they prefer sharing a single one of your holes too, so they can feel their cocks rubbing together without a barrier
Mystique:
frequency: rarely and usually comes as disguised as someone else at first
size: as big as she wants (so usually big)
pace: rough and lasts long
stamina: multiple rounds (she can fuck for as long as she wants)
favorite position: taking you from behind with you bent over the couch
special: will shapeshift to have double cocks and fuck you in the ass and pussy at the same time
Emma Frost:
frequency: every time you're open
size: above average
pace: depends on how nice she's feeling, can be gently and slowly stretch you out or rough and pound into you without mercy
stamina: usually one round, occasionally two if she's really pent up
favorite position: prone bone
special: she will make you cum, every time, no matter how overstimulated you already are, it's part of her fun
Lara Kinney (Wolverine):
frequency: if she's at the mansion, will come when you're open, but she's usually somewhere else so you don't see her often
size: average
pace: very rough and cums fast
stamina: as many as she can till you're both entirely worn out
favorite position: doggy, she likes mounting you
special: will eat you out at least once no matter how many times you've been fucked or came in already
Jubilation Lee (Jubilee):
frequency: not often, she doesn't have a high sex drive
size: below average
pace: fast but her thrusts aren't rough, she lasts a decent amount of time
stamina: one round
favorite position: cowgirl, she likes you to ride her
special: sometimes looses control of her powers when she cums and has accidentally burned you a few times, but she felt bad about it
Lorna Dane (Polaris):
frequency: not often, comes when she has frustration to work off
size: average
pace: hard and fast, she lasts a decent amount of time
stamina: two rounds, she usually has a lot of anger
favorite position: you tied up and spread out for her to use freely
special: used her powers to form bonds to hold you open for her, sometimes gets lazy and will use them to hold a vibrator against you from across the room while she watches you squirm
Neena Thurman (Domino):
frequency: rarely, she's usually on a covert mission somewhere
size: below average
pace: fast, rough, but she lasts a while
stamina: one round, but it lasts a long time
favorite position: standing, likes you bent over in front of her
special: tried gun play with you once, without asking Jean first and nearly lost her privileges to visit you at all, she's allowed now, but only with Jean's supervision
Monet St. Croix (M):
frequency: rarely, she's barely at the mansion
size: above average
pace: rough and fast, she cums quick
stamina: multiple rounds, to make up for cumming fast
favorite position: any, she will flip you around and change positions constantly
special: likes to cover you in her cum and will cum as many times as she can trying to cum all over your body
-personally i've always thought his full firstname was Remiel bc i like the idea that his childhood nickname was Mimi. he prefers Remy, though, Remiel is his Im In Trouble name. technically, Remy is his chosen name since he doesn't know his birth name, and even if he did, he probably wouldnt use it. Can and will make up extended versions of his name, though.
-he grows his hair out longer the more time hes been on the x-men. it was short and choppy when he first joined bc he was on the streets and probably just took a knife to it, but he starts growing it out. Wavy hair texture, loves to sweep it back with a hand or flip it over his shoulder, especially when its wet. He ties it back on his boy days, keeps it down on her girl days, and puts it in a loose bun on their neutral days.
-Remy is she/he/they all the time, even when his gender doesnt match the pronoun, though Gambit the professional thief persona is a he/they/it. only Bella Donna and Rogue can she/her Gambit.
-does he know what genderfluid is? probably not, he just says hes a bit of everything. describes his gender in increasingly flowery ways until people stop asking
-has very specific dysphoria about his legs. he likes them when their covered or hes a boy and wearing shorts. but bare legs with a dress, or bare legs when they're neutral? he can't stand it. always wears tights or leggings under her dresses. tragically, as much as she wants to like them, she hates leg slits in dresses. she is a mid-thigh to knee length dress girlie.
-only wears bows when tying their hair on their neutral days. best example of the style i mean is like. susie deltarune chapter 5. that kind of half-up half-down with a bow. uses a leather cord on his boy days, for the Aesthetic.
-he has let many of his daughters-and-not-daughters do his hair over the years. Jubilee, Laura, Becca, Sofia. he doesn't like single braids on the back because he thinks it makes him look too much like Jean-Luc, so he prefers braids on the sides or on the front.
-For some reason my brain has decided this man hates bare feet. can't stand them, squicks him out. he is a Sock Man. loves to pair his dresses with stockings if hes not wearing tights. fucking loves a chunky heel in a shoe, though, even his boy stuff. hes already too damn tall but he WILL make himself taller at every oppurtunity. CAN walk in non-chunky heels, can probably do parkour in them, but he loves a chunky heel.
-Rogue uses alll the terms for him. girlfriend/wife, boyfriend/husband, partner, baby, sugar, honey. they get into petname competitions by making up the most godawful, sickly sweet ones they can think of. usually ends with increasingly dirty ones until someone tells them to get a room or one of them gets too flustered. the first time they had one of these competitions, very early after Gambit came out, Rogue won by calling Gambit her pretty babygirl and Gambit had to tap out because he was grinning too much.
-Monsieur or Madame LeBeau to his students. can, has, and will wear a skirt to class, though Charles has politely requested he wear skirts that match the uniform code. can and will also teach a danger room lesson in a skirt or dress (with leggings/shorts underneath, of course).
-no matter how shes presenting, she always has at least three layers of jewellery. layering accessories and fabrics is her favourite thing, especially with cajun fashion. menace during strip poker because she can and will do each necklace indiviudally.
-loves lingerie. on themself, on Rogue, on both. they often swap clothes, both lingerie and regular clothes, because their roughly the same size clothes-wise. Gambit has slightly longer legs and Rogue has thicker hips but it still works. they also share croptops
-he's got the kind of face structure where, no matter how hes presenting, strangers always trip up on the first pronoun or honorific. sometimes he looks like a fem guy, sometimes he looks like a butch woman, sometimes hes doing a Kris Deltarune and looks so neutral nobody can figure it out. sometimes he femmes up his boy days just to keep em guessing. them high cheekbones will forever confuse everyone over 50. and Scott. not Logan, though, hes dealt with Kitty and Kurt's gender bullshit for too long to be confused by him.
Another German cherik head canon for you fuckers because I'm not getting notes anymore and because I CAN.
So, when someone sneezes over here, you say "Gesundheit", which some of you in the states do too, apparently.
Anyways, the first time Erik says that out of habit when Charles sneezes, Charles wonders what his boyfriend is saying, so google translate get's involved.
And Charles finds out that Erik is basically yelling "HEALTH!" at him like in a fucking video game when you're trying to revive someone but this fuck just keeps dying.
Anyways, thought it'd be a funny interaction, how Charles was worried that something happened with Erik that he keeps doing that, if he's chanting some spell or something, peter, despite full and well understanding the language, encourages Charles' spectations and goes along with it.
Till one day wanda comes to visit and when she heard about it, deadpan tells Charles what it means, and that it's totally normal.
It becomes and inside joke eventually, so that peter sometimes yells "HEALTH!" at them when they're sick and they just can't do anything about it.
(I'm sorry that I can't come up with anything better, I'm sick myself rn so this was the best thing I could make up.)
The idea of Wolverine using his claws as like,,,, fork and knife while eating is very funny to me. Like you can’t tell me, a grown man who’s exhausted and doesn’t give a fuck about dirt or germs and has blades on him at all times doesn’t use them in a survival setting.
He probably would use them in a survival setting and then would get really used to it because of how often he is fighting for his life in random ass places.
So used to doing it at home by himself that when he moves into the x-mansion he accidentally does it in front of cyclops and cyclops is so grossed out lol.
