#zoom problems

[lesbolandpopulationme]

*zoom call begins*

Professor: Hello everyone! How have you all been doing?

Me:

[finn-shavocado]

I made zoom profile pictures for when people just won’t respect your damn pronouns

Here’s a blank template for all your multiple sets of pronouns and your neopronouns

And here’s one for when you’re too salty to use one of the others

Here’s one for all the cryptids out there

And lastly, for anyone who might happen to use the same pronouns as I, here’s the one I made for myself-

[agwitow]

Ugh, it looks like I need to get another set of curtains... doing my zoom class this morning and I am too pale. 👻 I just looked like a blob of reflected light. I bet this is why pasty vampires avoid going out during the day... they don't sparkle, they frigging blind everyone around them

[fosterthoughts]

Today in virtual choir adventures:

Me: Go back to the computer, it’s time for choir!

Pip: I can’t go to choir! I don’t have pants!

Me: Why aren’t you... just put on some pants.

Pip: I don’t have any! All my pants are dirty.

*I go into his room and open a dresser drawer full of clean pants.

Pip: Oh. Okay!

*Runs to the computer, pants in hand, and turns on the computer camera.

Me: Put them on first!

Pip: I can’t! There’s no time! Mr. [choir director] is waiting!

Me: It’s really okay. Put on your pants.

*Pip slowly sinks to the floor while maintaining eye contact with the screen.

[vanillacokefireants]

Oh god oh fuck I didn’t realize I was unmuted and I was listening to a song with some, um... naughty words, if you will, and now I’m gonna have to set everything on fire

[kellylovesmax]

What going to college is like in 2020. Idk wtf I’m doing.

[rsbry-beret]

Me, faced with a very real problem: :(

Me, kicked off the zoom for the fourth time due to technical difficulties:

[unicornstherapy]

When virtual therapy is going badly and my therapist can't get a clue