[gecelerkadarguzelsin]

[centralperksource]

[danhowellgifs]

some wholesome howell

[dnpsuck]

IT’S SO LUCKY TO FIND SOMEONE YOU CAN BE THAT COMPATIBLE WITH.

[pseudophan]

10 YEARS OF DAN AND PHIL

[pseudophan]

10 YEARS OF DAN AND PHIL

[nowhites]

math problem: *begins with “we know that..”*

me: WE dont know SHIT

[hashtagloveloses]

people are writing avengers AUs, david tennant is all over tumblr, and everyone is talking about dan howell…finally it is once again 2012. i can be at peace.

[felderwin]

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

[agnesmontague]

i googled this bc i desperately wanted this to be real, and guess what…it is.

the dude’s name was su dongpo (also known as su shi). his original poem went like this:

稽首天中天，

毫光照大千，

八風吹不動，

端坐紫金蓮

(Humbly bowed my head below all skies Minutest lights shine through my deepest bounds Immovable by strong winds from eight sides Upon purplish gold lotus I seated straightly by the low mound) (x)

on which his friend wrote “放屁” (fart, literally), and you know the rest.

(here’s a chinese source for the skeptics)

[hexmaniacmareen]

can you imagine having your brutal murder described in detail to future generations

[lizawithazed]

this is my new favourite story from history

[thacmis]

Just an addition: “fart” also is slang for “bullshit” in Chinese, so his friend was basically writing “BS” on the dude’s ego poem

[antoniettabrandeisova]

[tanknaka]

if you are under 18:

your nudes are child pornography 

people you send them to can be charged with possession of child pornography

you can be charged with distribution of child pornography 

don’t take nudes

[the-fisher-queen]

This is not about body shaming, this is not about ‘telling you what to do with your sexuality’ this is literally a federal crime don’t fuck with the law okay.

[missycvnt-deactivated20170331]

I hate people who encourage underage girls on this site to share their bodies. Please report it to tumblr support if you see this. It’s not about “dobbing” people in, it’s a legal issue and is harmful to minors.

[life-is-a-love-story]

Listen if I want to fucking send a nude to my boyfriend of over a year I fucking will I’m pretty god damn sure the government doesn’t have my phone tapped.

[stfuconnor]

the government literally does have your phone tapped… and if you break up with your boyfriend he can ruin your life with those pictures… long story short don’t send underage nudes

[baatjr-deactivated20150830]

if you’re not mature enough to recognize this post as a message to help protect you and educate you then you’re not mature enough to send those nudes in the first place no matter how long you’ve been with your partner. if you view this post as something offensive rather than informative then you need to sit down and think about that. think real hard.

[nonbinarypastels]

Also note that this isn’t just some hypothetical scaremongering post—there are multiple cases of teenagers who have been arrested, jailed and even put on the sex offender registry for this. It’s a very real danger that could absolutely ruin you life if you’re caught with these pictures of yourselves on your phone or if you send them to someone else who is caught with them on their phone or who, even worse, posts them publicly online.

[kittenwiskers]

Reblogging for my younger followers.

[kincringeemporium]

if you’re not mature enough to recognize this post as a message to help protect you and educate you then you’re not mature enough to send those nudes in the first place

The law won’t give a shit even if you are above ‘the age of consent’. You are still a minor. It is still illegal. 

You will get yourself in deep shit and, if you have lied to or mislead the adult who receives your nudes, you will get them in deep shit when they did not even do anything malicious. It’s not just your life you could ruin. 

-K 

[headfirst-for-your-mum-deactiva]

Some of y’all didn’t darken your clothes or strike a violent pose and it shows

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[massapequalobsters]

Friends confession - Ross

There are so many things for which Ross is underestimated. One of them being the lovely way he created a personal Space Camp for Sarah in “The One Where Rachel Quits” (3x10). Everytime I watch that episode I can’t help but thinking how sweet he is.

I know that later in the show he became a little bit obsessive and jealous and his charachter changed a lot, but Ross was always the most caring of the Friends. He always did these little things to make all of them happy.

Like when he gave up his chance to appear on Discovery Channel to stay home and help Rachel in “The One with a Chick and a Duck” (3x21).

Or when he let Rachel win at Poker in “The One with All the Poker” (1x18).

Or when he escorted Carol to the altar after her parents told her that they were not fine about her decision to marry Susan. And then he also danced with Susan at the wedding ceremony…So sweet. (2x11)

Or when he gave money to his sister without asking anything in return in “The One with the Prom Video” (2x14).

Do we need to mention the time Ross gave his Frankie says relax t-shirt back to Rachel? That is one of the sweetest moments in all the ten seasons of Friends. Classic Ross, as Parker would say. (3x19)

Or when he took off his coat at the Museum to sit with Joey, because he cared more about his friend than about stupid divisions between “people in white coats and people in blue blazers” (4x11).

Or when he makes Rachel happy and decided to get out with Emily (even if he doesn’t want to) when she wants to date Joshua (4x14). Incidentally, that’s how Ross ends up meeting his second wife, so it’s totally Rachel’s fault…

Or when he decided not to date anymore just to calm Rachel in “The One with the Cooking Class” (8x21) [ahw *_*, my lobsters].

Or when he made the bike as a gift to Phoebe in “The One with All the Candy” (7x09). [Seriously, do you realize how much lovely that was???!!!]

Again about Phoebe, when he decided to stop playing his music to let Phoebe play again (4x07). Phoebe didn’t want to play anymore because of Ross’s talent (XD), so he made her believe that he’d lost it to convince her to play again. Isn’t that a sign of true friendship?

And when he DID find Sting’s tickets for Phoebe?! [Rosss caaaaan!] (8x10)

Or when he accepted Rachel’s confession that she still loved him, even if he was already married. He behaved so lovely towards her, making her feeling respected and understood, like a real friend. Maybe because he knew so well what she was going through in that moment. Probably also because he knew that he still felt something for her too, but that he was married to Emily. [That is what the thing is.] (5x02).

As usual, whenever Rachel calls, Ross answers. Even when they are “just friends”. She asks him not to go out with Jill because the idea freaks her out, and he immediately obeys. So caring. (6x14)

Or when he spoke with Joey about his feelings for Rachel and encouraged him to tell her how he felt. Ross was hurting, and he was afraid that Rachel could reciprocate Joey’s feelings, but he knew that if she was gonna end up with somebody else, she couldn’t find a better guy. I just love Ross in that episode (8x16).

I also love the way he helped Joey by giving him all those Art lessons to impress Charlie, even if he really liked her. And later he also convinced Charlie that Joey was worth a shot. (9x21)

Or when he realized that, even if he felt terrible about it, he really needed to let Joey and Rachel be together. I really loved his conversation with Joey, it shows how much he cares about his friendship with Joey and Rachel’s happiness. [Joey: Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you’re not okay with it. Ross: No, but I wanna be. Hey, I will be.] (10x02)

Or when he tried to convince Rachel to fight her fear of the swings in “The One with the Home Study” (10x7).

Or when he finally made peace with himself and understood that Rachel wanted to go to Paris and he couldn’t do anything to stop her. He knew that he couldn’t live without her, but he stopped being selfish and helped her to decide that leaving for Paris was what she really wanted. (10x15)

I just love Ross for all these little things and so much more. And I think this is one of the reasons he really deserved Rachel in the end. I don’t care what people say, I don’t care if there is someone arguing that Rachel should have gone to Paris and left him behind. This is nonsense. Ross was far from perfect, I know. But he WAS NOT a bad guy at all. And I think that many of the worst things he did during the years were mainly due to fictional reasons - the show had to go on, and the lobsters had to stay “off-again”. But I’m SO glad they got “on-again”, in the end. They sooooo deserved it. <3

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[viviansternwood]

#pure

[astarlingdiscovery]

Tumblr blue through the years.

[thyrell]

virgin pride flag