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Updating my pronouns to 'it' cause I really can't do this human thing anymore
Some of y'all want to defeat capitalism and fascism but can't defeat your own instinct to be "cool" on social media
I think the Flipkart Bot thinks I am annoying and does not want to talk with anymore. His "It's the Flipkart Support Assistant AGAIN." sounds like he's exasperated and irritated. Do y'all think so too? I am not imagining this am I?
Whenever I see a cute, mysterious, aesthetic, creative notebook/diary/journal:
Do I need it? No.
Will I use it? No.
Do I have the money to buy it? No.
Do I still want to buy it? Yes.
Conservatives, how about y'all stop opposing same-sex marriages and instead oppose marriages where guests haven't been approving of the food?
they are going to have mindblowing sex
Dom-Sub fr 🥵💦
I find it absurd when conservatives cry that in this generation we can't even use insults anymore. Like you could say "Your brain is tinier than your dick/Your soul is a boomer/That you exist is exceptionally rude/You're ugly on the inside" but no. You just want to keep saying "whore" and "slut".
Your brain is so dumb that it cannot insult beyond one same word that's more common than leaves that are green.
"everyone's on their phones, doesn't anyone read anymore?"
I'm reading on my phone
If I wasn't reading on my phone, it still wouldn't be a reflection of my value or intellect, and you might be dumb for buying into that mindset
Write a book more compelling than everything the internet has to offer and maybe I'll check it out, you self-important jackass
Unpopular take but if God handed you a book filled with all the answers and stories in the universe and you went "Nah I'm too cultured for that" you might not be the beacon of worldly curiosity you think you are
HOT TEA YES ☕
One of the many ways In which I am simply not a very nice person is that I have basically no patience or sympathy for the religious progressives I know in real life who do the shocked pikachu face when the leaderships and memberships of the congregations they attend express regressive views and justify it with their faith. My bother in christ you signed up for weekly meetings at the regressive view discussion club. Fork spotted in kitchen. Come to terms with the fact that you are the aberration in that space.
My brother in Christ, come to terms with the fact that YOU are the aberration in that space.
I love how so many symptoms of mental illness could also be signs that you are a vampire.
Awake all night? Haven't felt the sun on you in ages? Violent mood swings? Anti-social behaviour? Incessant urge to kill every stupid human around you?
Congratulations! You either have a crippling mental illness or are a newborn baby Vamp.
deeply fond of pretty plants with hideous names. begonia. crocus. I'm too lazy to add a third but I feel I've made my point strongly.
NO WAIT masterwort. petunia. cyclamena sounds like a gynecological condition. echinaceas are a egg laying mammal.
Just wait until Gaud discovers bladderwort
Petition to stop spelling them as 'G-A-U-D' and instead spell them as 'G-O-D'.
English is fucked up and awesome at the same time.
Y'all be pretending like Elizabeth isn't a literal colonizer and staunch racist. Or like .... A Hereditary Monarchy? Britain is wild dudes.
My parents be like you shouldn't believe everything on Google. Google can be wrong. Then, send me a WhatsApp video of how using your laptop while charging causes cancer. And how Japan has banned microwaves because of radiation concerns? I can't deal with this generation bro.
Can snakes suck their own dick? They don't have spine.
I love that some depressed people are like..... infamous artists? And then some(me) are like birds. Useless and shitty.
these are also animals
No. Animals are only cats and dogs.