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We're getting somewhere alright | Mostly an Undertale blog at this point but who knows | 19 | He/She | Background gif credited to ZeroAnnihilated

[tinybrainboy]

I wanted to draw this little kid for so darn long and here they are!! Daemo, the Soriel kid, by @carlyraejepsans!! Love their design so much aaaaaaaa ToT If you ever pass by Biscia, thank you for this little bean, they're perfect

[asriel-poggerr]

Fuck the Sixers, can't wait for the sweep. Go New York go New York go!

[byjove]

things not to say when someone tells you they’re having a baby, from a transgender autistic guy named Algernon who has experienced a lot of trial and error:

Why? I know this is the question you want to ask. You are not allowed to ask it. I’m not sure why it’s frowned upon but you can’t.

You should name it after me. Not funny. No one laughs. A selfish statement that takes the attention off the pregnant party and shifts it to you. This joke is a flop, save it for the next pet they get.

Is it mine? It’s not mine. I have no testicles. If there is a possibility it is yours, they’ll tell you. Probably. No one wants an interrogation in this moment.

[meganjoannamadeline]

my dear legend Algernon, just "Why?" is actually hilarious and i promise it will be used

[byjove]

The worst part is that you genuinely want to know why. What is the game plan here…

[bedupolker]

(Drawings I made during my real insomnia hours)

[hugdog]

I don't know why I get so angry.

[hugdog]

switched sans theory

[duxarcana]

Are there any particularly interesting differences in catty's sermon from chapter 4 between the english and japanese versions?

@tornmatter Combining these asks together, as Catty's discussion of the Angel is the only notable difference in the Japanese version of her sermon...

"Kyaa, OMG! So, like, the Angel-sama? That's watching over us, It knows a super cool prophecy that, like, time and space or something? Foretold?"

So, to answer the question of whether the Angel "has" a prophecy in the sense of having been the one to create it or not, the Japanese translation indicates that the prophecy was foretold by time and space, and that the Angel simply "knows" of it.

[rondolumiere]

that purple thing that i hate

[paintedhen]

then we’ll never be friends ever again.

[kyoukorpse]

closeups of the undyne body pillow I finished!! Will be up on my new ACGOODS soon 🏃

[kyoukorpse]

OKAY here's all of them together. the gradual progression of me getting braver with her design since december is kinda funny.

thanks to those who suggested the first two hairstyles. took a lot of liberties with the third one lmao.

🐟💚

[mar64ds]

valentine episode sequel idea

[edgebug]

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

[edgebug]

calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"

[abigailspinach]

[jastard]

She can move around and stuff

[paintedhen]

that’s your cue

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You open the door to an alien boudoir and the only thing happening back there is a little grey alien in a corset and high heels slapping and poking the eyes of another grey who is sitting on the edge of a bed

[daftpatience]

needed to draw this hi

[catboybeebop]

Local White Boy SHOCKS and BEWILDERS Japanese Restaurant Owner By Attempting To Order In Fluent Portuguese