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Imagine being this stock photo model’s grandchild and seeing dear ol papaw this way on social media
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this is the most frightening ad i’ve encountered on here
Imagine being this stock photo model’s grandchild and seeing dear ol papaw this way on social media
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me: i love this band
someone 30-40 years older than me: they've been around for awhile you just getting into them?
me: why didn't you prevent vietnam?
Narcissa: So Draco dear... I hear that you are... involved...
Draco: Yeah...
Lucius: Severus found him and a girl in a broom cupboard.
Narcissa: Oh really? [turns to Draco] Who is she dear?
Draco: [gulps] Hermione Granger.
Lucius: [chokes on his wine]
Narcissa: ....Really? with all that hair?
Draco: Doesn't matter to me.... I love her..
Narcissa: Well.... You don't get to choose when or who you fall in love with.
Lucius: That's true... But Draco... when it all goes to hell, you CAN apologize to me.
Draco: for what?
Lucius: the mental images ingrained into my mind...
things i used to laugh at
actual jokes
things i laugh at now
yard sard
Modern technology is making us anti-social!
It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.
reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread
ok ill give a headstart:
i really like leopard seals
axolotls are p rad
I LOVE THOSE
potoos look like muppets and i ove tem
here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon
i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them.
The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.
This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs.
Long Eared Jerboa
The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!
bringing this back on your dashes
a sichuan takin bull and his daughter
often the color of donald trump’s hair and looking like a cross between a bison and a guinea pig, the takin is actually a bloody big goat-antelope. they have splendid noses, a natural smile, and share their habitat with pandas. which should be good enough for anyone.
This is an okapi. They are related to giraffe, can lick their own eyeballs and kind of always look like you just asked them for a ride to the airport but look at those ears and the little striped legs ~(*^*)~
Chambered nautilus! A living fossil! I also love axolotl though.
Originally posted by montereybayaquarium
A cinnamon bear! Actually a member of the black bear family, they’re one of the more calm species out there. We also have matching hair <3 Enjoy this one with a heart on its chest!
Red pandas!
Originally posted by cutestuffco
HIGHLAND COWS
This is the most wholesome post on tumblr.
I love echidnas
ESPECIALLY BABY ECHIDNAS
Fennec foxes!!
I love all of these!
Capybaras! They’re the largest cavy species,(cavies are animals like guinea pigs) They’re BASICALLY a giant golden retriever in the skin of guinea pig.
MANATEES
Originally posted by lovefloridauk
They’re just big lumps that float around the sea. They’re non-aggressive, non-territorial herbivores that spend most of their time sleeping or eating, or they might be socializing with other manatees or investigating interesting objects.
Best of all, as of this year they are no longer endangered!!
Maine coons!! So soft and friendly!!!
Look at these babies!!!
Majestic af!!!
i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious and have back up plans ready to be lonely forever
Pages 59, 60, 61. We’re getting personal this week.
This is important
How do you charge your phone and listen to music with headphones on that new iPhone?
Use the wireless headphones that come with it
It don’t come with wireless ones.
Pretty sure you have to buy a second adaptor, in addition to the one to plug in regular headphones
So do the most? Gotcha
It doesn’t come w the headphones????
They come with em they’re just regular ones that plug into the lighting port. There’s only one port so if you need to charge your phone you have to unplug your headphones or get an adapter for it.
Apple died with Steve
I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being and if that isn’t fucked up then I don’t know what is
#while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land
Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set. Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him. Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there. Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using? Interviewer: Bromance? Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance? Interviewer: No, it’s not the same. Jude Law: Why not? Why? Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something. Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]
Jude Law does not have time for any of that ‘No Homo’ bullshit…
FuCK JUDE LAW WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK
me: violently wants a relationship
me: violently doesnt want a relationship unless its secret meetings between me and an arch nemesis in hogwarts castle
an incomplete list of draco and hermione being idiots in love™
draco absentmindedly twirling hermione’s hair through his fingers while she leans her head on his shoulder
hermione unconsciously putting her feet on draco’s lap when he sits on the same couch as her
scorpius asking draco when he fell in love with mum and draco just replying with “she punched me in the face” (and is rewarded with a slap on the knee by hermione)
both of them having trouble sleeping in an empty bed while the other is away
hermione forcing draco (with threats) into mrs. weasley’s christmas sweater that she had made just for him
draco not knowing how to react to a devastated hermione when crookshanks ends up passing from old age. however a month later she has a kitten thats plopped in her lap as draco walks by while she’s reading in her favorite chair
they are the epitome of embarrassing parents™ with scorpius
“so you have a crush on me then granger” “draco we’ve been married for five years”
draco carrying hermione’s wand in his cloak pocket while she’s in a meeting
blaise threatening to hex both of them at lunch if they don’t stop “giving each other those bloody snogging eyes” and “just let me finish my goddamn tea before you two idiots climb each other”
having ‘silent parent arguments’ across the table over if scorpius can have one more scoop of ice cream before bed
“call my husband a ferret again and see what happens” (ron visibly gulps and harry immediately quiets down)
reading/doing paperwork together in bed
hermione giving draco driving lessons (they make blaise come too, he sits in the back and glares at them)
hermione laughing in the doorway while watching a frustrated draco give baby scorpius a bath (who squeals while splashing draco in the face)
both leaving their jobs midday to have lunch together
while hermione is browsing in one of the shops in diagon alley, draco will sometimes wander off by himself and then come back with a gift for her (usually a book or a piece of jewelry)
draco lays his head in hermione’s lap while they tell each other about their worst memories and fears during the second war (these talks are extremely private)
them: dramione isn’t popular enough to be considered one of the top hp ships in the fandom
me:
human beings in a mob
whats a mob to a king
whats a king to a god
whats a god
to a nonbeliever
Houses as Tiny Turn Ons
Gryffindors: People who lean back against walls with one shoulder while they talk.
Hufflepuffs: Hugs that linger just a bit because neither of you really want to let go.
Ravenclaws: Someone leaning towards you from their desk to help you with a question/problem.
Slytherin: That 'accidental' slip of their gaze from your eyes to your lips as you're talking.
Fanfiction: *gives me feelings*
Me: THIS IS RUDE, RUDE AND UNCALLED FOR. HOW DARE YOU?
The next fanfiction: *appears*
Me: *clicks on the damn thing because I gotta*