I'm dyin', Sledge

Talia. 30. Writer.

[hollowhuntress]

before the dead started walkin’

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[toomuchtimetoscrolltheinterwebs]

[onnihopedream]

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

I laughed way harder than I should have.

[tommyknards-archive]

DARYL DIXON IN EVERY EPISODE ↳ 1.03 — Tell It to the Frogs

[maggiespams]

fetus daryl you are missed 🥀

[winchesterswhore]

do you ever look at a man and think i need you in the most disgusting, vile, pathetic, animalistic, disturbing, vulgar and morally questionable way possible

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[carolsturka]

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[toomuchtimetoscrolltheinterwebs]

[thetursithan]

Another personal hygiene genius....

[zoidbergs-muse-deactivated20250]

Is this the eclair throat goat guy???

[so-much-for-subtlety]

It's Joseph! 😍 he's my friend from New Zealand, and when I moved to NYC I crashed on his sofa for a couple weeks while I was finding my own place. He's a genuinely super sweet and nice guy please follow his socials.

[angelxd-3303]

This looks like something an eccentric inventor would make, showcased in the opening credits scene of his early 2000's film. Also, he's probably played by Robin Williams.

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[anarchistmemedistro]

[bluebutbetter]

gimme whatcha got tonight