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thepileofclothesonyourdesk

"We have a new AI feature!" "With the power of AI..." "Our AI..."

I am going to abandon technology and start only inscribing things on clay tablets

catasters

boringa55binch

Hair care

How long do you think it took Rapunzel's 70ft of hair to dry...? I'm sure she and Eugene always found something to do to keep themselves entertained while waiting.

noodles-07

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

heroineimages

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

noodles-07

this person wins everybody else go home

asteroidtroglodyte

It’s too bad about Pope Francis.

For those of you who are young, I want to point out that Francis once expressed that he hoped Hell was empty. He believed in a God who would never actually condemn a human soul to eternal suffering. Given the way Leaders around the world seem to be going “you know what actually your average Human has too much Freedom and Quality of Life, we gotta dial that back” I’m not super stoked about the prospects of whoever they get to be the new Pope.

I’m not Catholic myself, but. It does, admittedly, make me a bit nervous.

godbirdart

imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out

howisthepope

dead

#pope #pope francis #the pope

drawthething

I would like to pretend that their lockers were definitely near each other

#bobs burgers #tina belcher #tammy larsen

nerdasaurus1200

Eugene, on a daily basis: This might as well happen. Corona is already so goddamn weird.

#tts #rta #tangled the series #tangled #rapunzel's tangled adventure #source: john mulaney #eugene fitzherbert

australet789

Also laughing at the fact that Odysseus was alright with his son seeing him slughter 108 men and Telemachus would accept him

But the moment he went to Penelope's room he was "omg i killed so many people, would she still love me?"

#epic the musical #epic the ithaca saga

hollenka99

When Odysseus dies, he needs to be buried on the beaches of Ithaca and become the first ever Sand Guardian. In his heart, a part of him will be yelling at Poseidon to fuck off any time the tide gets too close.

#epic the musical #the odyssey #poseidon #odysseus

feminismandmedia

[image description: a tweet by user @indigenousAI saying

“fun fact: as a DV survivor i cannot register to vote because doing so makes my address public. anyone who is fleeing or hiding from an abuser is automatically disenfranchised from the political process and this is a feature, not a bug”]

taehyungsgrowl

I don’t know of the original poster might not be aware

but!

if you’ve been a victim of domestic violence, sexual assault, or stalking, you can enroll into the address confidentiality program (free of cost!) and be registered to vote as an absentee voter and your name and address will not be made available for the public

it is super easy to get enrolled - the application takes like 5 minutes, but it has to be with someone who is certified to do it (most likely an advocate! try going to a family justice center in your area or calling the Attorney Generals office in your area!!!!)

ALSO :

you don’t need to have any police reports or have a protection order to qualify!!! you just have to sign stating that you’ve been a victim of one of the aforementioned crimes.