the lights are on but no one's home

she/her 💖💛💙 stuff that makes me do the little blowing air out of your nose thing

[tallspaceyalien]

I got a new phone and it won't let me log into this account so from now on I will be @tiredspaceyalien go follow this instead!!

[bigtigers]

Sopping Fucking Wet

[gayweeddaddy69]

It is, despite everything, once again Wet Beast Wednesday

[rabinovitch]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[gothic-chicanery]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[titkoks]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

it's easy to mock the concept of batman's secret identity and think it's ridiculous that nobody would realize that he's bruce wayne but if some lady suddenly showed up late at night dressed in full military grade kevlar and started fighting crime in los angeles i wouldn't look at that and think "ah it's kylie jenner"

[you-got-it-capstar]

Same logic applies to Clark Kent tbh

I wouldn’t see Superman, the crazy powerful alien, zooming past me and go “i think he’s secretly an award winning journalist”

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

"it's a bird, it's a plane, it's...anderson cooper?!"

[appendingfic]

Me: *sees masked man fighting both crime and police corruption*

Me: I have no idea who that is, but it is NOT a billionaire.

[spifal]

People don’t even recognise tony hawk without the skateboard what do you expect

[yekkes]

Hi, I am in the process of diagnosing my chronic fatigue. I had an unexpected additional doctors appointment at the end up July that was $195 which was a bad hit.

In addition to that I have an upcoming dental appointment and have to renew my yearly dental plan (my insurance doesn't cover it/additional coverage isn't very comprehensive) which is likely going to be around $375-475. I'm also still dealing with my apartment's rent hike. I'm really drowning this month and expect to need around $800 in assistance. Thank you all so much 💖

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[yekkes]

$15/800, this hasn't really made much traction, please keep reblogging!

[yekkes]

$105/800, Thank you! Please keep reblogging!

[yekkes]

This has a fair amount of notes but I still have a really far way to go, please keep reblogging!

[yekkes]

I have a really long way to go, please keep reblogging!

[yekkes]

This hasn't made much more traction, please keep reblogging!

[yekkes]

This really hasn't made much progress and I have 2 weeks to go, please keep reblogging!

[yekkes]

Despite the notes this still really hasn't made much progress and I'm extremely stressed out and would really appreciate if people kept reblogging!

[yekkes]

This really has come to a complete standstill and I have like 13 days and am extremely stressed out rn lol! Please, please keep reblogging.

[yekkes]

12 days, this is extremely urgent, please keep reblogging!

[yekkes]

Traction has still stopped completely. Please keep reblogging!

[yekkes]

$305/800, Thank you so much! 11 days, please keep reblogging!

[yekkes]

10 days, I still have a really long way to go, please please keep reblogging I'm extremely stressed out right now.

[yekkes]

$335/800, Thank you! Please keep reblogging!

[yekkes]

9 days, I'm really stressed out right now and still have a really long way to go, please keep reblogging!

[yekkes]

8 days, I still have a really long way to go, please please keep reblogging! I'm extremely stressed out right now.

[yekkes]

7 days, I still have an extremely long way to go, please please, please keep reblogging! I am unbelievably stressed rn

[yekkes]

This hasn't moved in a couple days and I'm really far away from my goal. Please, please keep reblogging I cannot stress enough how stressed out I am right now and how far I have to go. Please help me out I'm running out of time!

[kalinara]

I had a thought:

In those flashbacks with Visenna, baby Geralt talked a lot.  Especially in that cart.  He was adorably babbling about the end of the world, what happens if you fall off, how many spheres there were.  Every single thought in that adorable head.

Then his mother says “stop” and sends him to get some water.  And drives away without him.

And he’ll never know why she left him.  But he knows exactly what he was doing when she did.

Is it any wonder then, that Geralt of Rivia barely speaks?

[anxietyproblem]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Haha nice

[lakemojave]

You have no idea how much I want this mass migration to tumblr to be real. I would love it if there was an entire ecosystem on tumblr of tiktokers who don't know or don't want to reblog anything, so they are functionally incapable of interacting with the rest of this website. Nothing is funnier to me

[cryptvokeeper]

"I understand. You found paradise on TikTok. You had a good fyp, you made good content. The censors protected you and they were friendly for advertisers. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Tumblr, give me content." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer reblogs. You don't even think to call me "Hellsite." You come into my house on the day my blorbo is to be married and you ask me to do content - for likes."

[tolkienblackgirl]

[swan2swan]

The Zootopia gif after the Godfather reference both destroys my soul and is also the Most Appropriate Thing for Tumblr.

[keirametzbrassknuckles]

I feel like Lambert would be the one to actually have a proper, old fashioned sexuality crisis and have a big tearful coming out at like 15 complete with histrionics and yelling and a deep-seated belief that his family is gonna hate him. It's all alright of course and only later does he learn that while both Eskel and Geralt are gay and bi respectively neither of them had ever actually bothered to come out leading to a long-running argument over who was the original queer sibling and who is copying who.

[heartoferebor]

#lambert: well i announced it first#eskel: i was born first so technically I've been gay for longer#geralt: ive fucked more people so i win  C YOU CANNOT HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS IT’S SO TRUE

[ambersagt]

Give me Witchers who protect humans because they LOVE THEM. I want Witchers who desperately try to lure in stray cats and people alike. Witchers who just want to be friends but the lingering magics on them drive off most people.

Geralt introducing his bard to his brothers: This is my human! His name is Jaskier and he makes funny sounds!

Eskel: *heart eyes* is he friendly???

Geralt: Very! Sometimes you can’t escape his hugs! Even if you need to go to the bathroom.

Lambert: Does he bite?

Geralt: Yes!

*delighted Witcher noises *

[bombing]

the ideal date is coming over to my house and staring at my wolf figurines in complete silence. if you touch any of them the date is over

[0dde11eth]

[gay-jewish-bucky]

me, through gritted teeth when i notice an error in prosthesis function/use in a stucky fic: suspension of disbelief suspension of disbelief suspension of disbelief suspension of disbelief suspension of disbelief suspension of disbelief suspension of disbelief suspension of disbelief suspension of disbelief suspension of disbelief suspension of disbelief suspension of disbel-

[gay-jewish-bucky]

CAN I WEAR MY PROSTHESIS TO BED, OR FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME? It is not recommended to wear your prosthesis to bed or when sleeping. Your limb inside a prosthesis is typically in a tight, warm, moist environment and we recommend it be taken off daily and cleaned and allowed to “breathe” to maintain skin health. Your prosthesis in bed may get caught up in bed sheets and could cause twisting forces that may harm your limb.

[quiet-doll]

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

[reaching-ruchnius]

Kitchen pantry because my house didn’t come w medicine cabinets and all the bathroom cabinets are at baby level (we have locks but I’d rather also have the extra precaution that they’re kept where he can’t reach them)

[imgladyourehereholdme]

I LIKE MY BODY AND I THINK IM SEXY AND LOVEABLE

[imgladyourehereholdme]

I HAVE REPEATED THIS FOR YEARS NOT BELIEVING IT BUT REPEATING AND SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY I CLAWED AND CRIED MY WAY INTO TELLING THE TRUTH. AND IT WAS MORE WORTH IT THAN I COULD EVER DREAM! FAKE IT TILL U MAKE IT!

[dilfsisko]

Walkable cities and public transit mean nothing if they’re not accessible to disabled people 

[amgeforns]

#like are there places to sit down?????? are there stairs everywhere? are the sidewalks uneven? #can your buses and trains actually accommodate a wheelchair user?