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𝔞𝔲𝔱 𝔦𝔫𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔦𝔞𝔪 𝔳𝔦𝔞𝔪 𝔞𝔲𝔱 𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔦𝔞𝔪 lvl 24 ‣ she/her ‣ artist, writer lover of: ‣ books ‣ mugs ‣ outer space ‣ the sea

[tlirsgender]

I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

[tlirsgender]

The funny character has no other personality traits. Also he's incompetent now. The one who's kind of prickly is just weirdly mean OR sad and did nothing wrong, take your pick. Gotta have the Sunshine Boy. Woman 1 is yass slay badass. Woman 2 is the rest of the cast's Mother. If there's only one woman, she can be both. Do you want to kill yourself yet

[tlirsgender]

I didn't say a fandom but you thought of one, didn't you? That's because they all do this. All of them. You search the main tags for the media of your choice and you will find them there. The same incorrect quotes you've been hearing for years. It's like a time loop. It's my own personal torment nexus

[goth-queen]

[dailycatsblog]

[gaynfl-moved]

being so staunchly anti generative ai while everyone around you is "i used chatgpt" and "i asked grok" and google search is useless and every company is implementing ai and every single celeb is taking ai money and partnering with ai is like... it's so jarring. why can't you see the harm like i can? why are you so lazy? why are we making society this stupid? can we please stop? it's killing people does that not matter to you?

[burymeinmelodies]

That post that’s like ‘seasick in the way one is homesick’ but it’s lying on my back in the woods when I was thirteen and seeing the milky way for the first time

[philtstone]

psych + textposts bc it was about time i did one

[tar-afe]

the crazy thing about psych is that like. most text posts fit to characters I see feel like a comedic version/headcanon of XYZ character. however literally almost every fucking textpost I see associated with shawn and/or gus is 100% SPOT ON and 100% something they would SAY IN THE SHOW. out of their OWN MOUTHS. didn't realize they were so tumblr coded but the sense of humor is the EXACT same

[dogposts]

[toweringclam]

Psych was correct. When you're 100% sure of your conclusion, but it's based off of evidence that only you can see (because it's obscure, easily dismissed, or requires a lot of prior context), it's genuinely better to just say "I had a psychic vision" or something like that. People are more willing to believe you have mystical powers than that they just missed something you found obvious.

[dykealloy]

i cant believe they drop this bomb then just move on

[depsidase]

[tar-afe]

saw somebody say somewhere that calling anything ai "clanker" is stupid because why are we making up slurs and also in the original context of star wars, something something yada yada (it was actually an interesting and good post go find it) but I gotta say I do prefer robot slurs to slurs directed at real people. if you are the type of person who feels compelled to say a slur then pls do it to AI instead of real people because (a) it's funny as hell and (b) all the people you would usually target will be spared!

[nosweetprinceoflove]

I’m so glad they made Gus smart. I’m so glad they made Gus a teammate that speaks his mind and rolls his eyes at the “wacky but cool and always right” protagonist. I’m so glad that he’s a real person who has a life and a job and his own skillsets that rival yet complement Shawn’s. Shawn is fun and makes sure he’s the focal point of the show but I really think the show would be empty without Gus.

If Psych only followed Shawn I’m convinced I would find him irritating and, at times, unwatchable. But there’s something about Gus being there and being exasperated and yet backing Shawn up and correcting him when he’s wrong and Shawn actually listening that makes them. the best duo.

[t0ast-ghost]

I was so certain some else has done this before that it wouldn’t leave my brain but I couldn’t find it so I made it

Lil something extra down below ⬇️

[sophsun1]

Psych – Psych The Musical

[theboost]

The great thing about Gus is that he perfectly oscillates from playing the annoyed straight man to Shawn’s general insanity to yes-anding to an insane degree. For every moment where he says no Shawn, you did not hear that both ways there’s a moment where he, with no prompting, claims that his fictitious grandmother with a broken hip was teaching a line dancing class. For every time he says Shawn, stop messing around at work, there is a time where after Shawn says he’s been “looking at the man in the mirror”, Gus, in a move that never ever fails to make me laugh, with a completely straight face and no impact on the conversation, does the Michael Jackson “he-he”. He’s insane. He thinks he’s normal. He does 11 point turns. He’s a sympathetic crier.

[tar-afe]

it's so weird thinking about zutara. it makes so much sense, thematically. when he finally joins their side, zuko actually has personal responsibility and doesn't make katara spearhead all the rational decision making in the gaang. the last agni kai is beautiful. he literally takes lightning to the chest for her. the enemies-to-lovers idea is so good. however. I Cannot, for the life of me, imagine them kissing. idk why. kataang doesn't really make sense to me either, if that's what you're wondering. maybe I just don't think katara is a boykisser. she just doesn't have that vibe

[ghostflorist]

Psych 2006 is a beautiful beautiful thing because I can get my fix of silly buddy cop procedural without the usual guilt of copoganda because the police in psych can’t get anything done right without their manic pixie dream psychic and his tap-dancing best friend

[demaparbat-hp]

He's never happy