Everything Everywhere All At Once spoilers with no context:
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Everything Everywhere All At Once spoilers with no context:
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert
Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with
[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]
Best. Thing. Ever.
I can’t express how to ecstatic I am to find this video again in the depths of tumblr. It might be one of my favourite posts
Reblog every time
happy Valentine's day!!!(darklina edition)
You and I are going to change the world
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Here we go for some darklina
*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*
having strict parents will do that to you
Having autism will do that
Having ADHD will do that to you
Being LGBT will do that to you
Practical Things I Think Witches Should Research
Cultural Appropriation
Closed paths and practices
Cult warning signs
Spiritual Discernment
Herb interactions (i.e. how they interact with your medications, if they are poisonous, if you are allergic, can you ingest them, etc.)
Fire safety (for candles, smoke cleansing, incense, etc.)
Crystal Care (learn if your crystals will dissolve in water, if they can be in the sun, if they can be in the cold, etc.)
Pet Care (make sure herbs don't have poor interactions with your pets, make sure you know what to keep away from them, etc.)
in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™
she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao
in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move
I too got a girlfriend over this play. In grade 10, I was reading the balcony scene to study with two other people (one guy and one beautiful girl) and I insisted point blank I had to read as romeo, because he had the most lines and I’m a dramatic little shit.
So the other two in my group are used to my antics by now. We’re all friends, so the pair of them decide that the one guy in our group gets to be the nurse. Now, my Juliet and I have been friends for a couple months by this point, so I decide to be a little more dramatic.
We put Juliet on a spinny chair, and pump it up as tall as it goes, and my baby, closeted lesbian ass crouches on the floor, ready to be as melodramatic as possible. Like, I’m about to do a rendition that makes William himself walk into the class and tell me to take it back a notch or twelve.
And then I look up.
And holy shit.
There she is, Juliet, haloed in the worst fluorescent light known to mortals across the globe. Light just streaming down around her, that weird off-green colour that it always is. And she’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. My little gay soul is barely holding on as the words barely leave my lips, breathlessly. “But soft… what light from yonder window breaks?”
And Juliet was the sun. Romeo was not exaggerating that line at all.
Juliet and I have also been together for more than 4 years now. She’s every bit as spectacular as she was when I was a lovestruck teenage Romeo, kneeling on the yellowed linoleum floor of second block english.
btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold.
many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit.
like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people
does that include bread
Here’s the USDA mold chart
VERY IMPORTANT INFO FRIENDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
“What’s anyone going to need Home Ec for anyway?”
So about the SaB finale and the Darkling’s ‘betrayal’ of the Grisha.
I love Shadow and Bone, as well as it’s characters, but if I’m being honest, the finale of S1 and its narrative is upsetting at best and actively disconcerting at worst. even though this discusses what Alina says a lot, I do want to say that I really like her and that it’s not an issue of her character, but of whoever wrote and cleared the S1 finale.
both the noblewoman who confronted the Darkling and Alina say the same thing, that ultimately, it’s the Darkling’s fault that people will hunt the Grisha now. that he was the agitator and because of that specifically, the Grisha will suffer retaliation. but that’s a fallacy, even if we only argue within the text, we’ve had seven previous episodes show us that that is wrong. the Grisha are actively being made outcasts, even without the Darkling, they are hunted and killed in Fjerda and used to be murdered in Ravka. the murder and oppression of the Grisha is neither the fault of the Grisha, nor the Darkling, and that the narrative presents it that way is incredibly disconcerting.
more on that under the cut, especially what this seems to imply outside the show as well.
#have you ever seen two goofs more in love
Apollon
Inspired by Nicolas-Sébastien Adam’s work "L'Histoire d'Apollon"
john simm really put his whole pussy into the role of the master for real