the artist formerly known as tartarussauce

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[veryimportantsparkles]

America has two futures

a. fascist dystopia where memes are outlawed

or

b. cyberpunk dystopia where memes are money

take your pick I hate them both equally

[veryimportantsparkles]

Posted 5 years ago on Tue Sep 27th 2016 at 8:04pm

[bacco-malato-deactivated2020080]

[lyingfigure]

🤲 drop em

[tartsartsnfarts]

[tartsartsnfarts]

There's something so visceral about finding extremely ancient and specific old memes

[tartsartsnfarts]

I haven't posted here in a while but I now have BOTH of my Metroid enamel pins in hand now! Crocomire can be ordered right now, and the Samus Shinespark pins will go up for general sale next week here!

You can also preorder my Café Amargo enamel pins there at a discounted price! (Look for Café Amargo by Pia Prado Bley on Tapas, it's my favorite webcomic and this is official merchandise!)

[paxamericana]

[tsunflowers]

crying bc I’ll never be able to buy giant bagels off a kentrosaurus

[ohboyfelix]

DUDE THIS IS SO FUNNY

[yarnspool-deactivated20240216]

pidgeons do not FUCKING interact!

[tartsartsnfarts]

[tartsartsnfarts]

I’m playing King’s Field IV and I get to a dungeon that’s pitch black and I notice a hole in the wall that’s even darker and I peek inside and there’s just these red eyes staring at you from the distance. I was too lazy to screenshot to show my friend so I took photos of my screen instead and I accidentally made it look worse

Cropping out the edges of the screen and the UI makes it look like someone found an undeveloped roll of film in a cave and these were the only two pictures to turn out

[tartsartsnfarts]

I don't know how people stumbled across the Kings Field IV pictures I posted ages ago but I'm glad people are enjoying my accidental nightmare fuel

[tartsartsnfarts]

Make 100: Shinespark! Enamel Pins

A limited edition anodyzed metal enamel pin inspired by Metroid

Hey guys, my enamel pin Kickstarter is on the final 3 days! I'm actually really close to getting funded, if everyone that is currently following it were to pledge, I'd make the goal easily! Thank you so much to everyone for the support so far 🙏

[tartsartsnfarts]

What in god's name

[tartsartsnfarts]

Guys I know I'm basically never here but I wanted to announce I just launched my first Kickstarter to fund a Metroid-themed rainbow metal enamel pin! I'd appreciate it if you would take a look, and spread this around!

[kuru-kara]

hi, this is the product of two idiots making cursed aus at 1 am thank you have a good day.

[wilwheaton]

[tartsartsnfarts]

Both sides need to meet somewhere in the middle

[tartsartsnfarts]

FE3H spoilers but based off of where I am in my first playthrough this song is 100% my thoughts on Rhea. The whole song fits her perfectly but just to highlight:

"She is silence reborn

I'm dragged into light with a mind that's torn

Blessed once again in her arms

Divine, and with a snake's charm

She is peace"

[herzspalter]

An animal accepting the offer of friendship is the purest gift one can receive.

I made this gif exactly one year ago and completely forgot to post it here, I thought I could finally share it on tumblr now that it’s its birthday!! I just made this because I wanted Jotaro to hold a penguin <3

[tartsartsnfarts]

KH CoM/KH 358/2 Days: Vexen makes replicas because he's an amoral scientist and wants to use them as weapons

KH3: Vexen makes replicas because he misses being able to adopt whatever small orphaned children Ansem brings home