Magic

Let us go wherever the wind shall take us my darlings.

[hgedits]

“Am I right back where I started fourteen years ago?”

[gertritude-art]

the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

[adorablecake]

The Original

[pointnclick]

i used to pretend to be a horse at recess with this other girl no one liked but it got too weird for me after one day where she laid on her side and pretended to give birth to a foal and was making really agonized horse birth sounds

[bisexual-of-the-blade-deactivat]

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

[twitterlols]

[catasters]

[slavicafire]

what I really like about all these vintage couple’s portraits is that there is a very certain romatic decorum kept up – certain themes and poses – which, while of course being the mainstream preferred view of couples repeated throughout many studios, are just… so nice to look at. 

this staged affection, a mix of theatricality and intimacy, the couple holding still for a couple of moments and now immortalised in a very set sequence of embraces and kisses. there is a charm to it even when I can’t tell whether this was a genuine couple portait or just actors hired by the photographer.

the kiss on the bare shoulder (eyes perfectly averted), the cheek caress, the piano and the violin, the interrupted embrace, the woman tilted back as in a half-stopped dance…

[slavicafire]

I simply must torment you a bit with these, let us see some of my personal favourites! (part one due to the image limit)

let us start with the kiss on the cheek (eyes averted! oh the pose! these were taken between 1910-1940)

or the nearly opposite energy (how daring!) of the kiss or caress with direct eye contact (1910-1930)

and then the innocent – yet so flirty – classic of the park encounter! (1890-1920)

[slavicafire]

and then the famed kiss on the bare shoulder – what an idea, what a vibe, such intimacy! (1910-1930)

and oh, I am not done, look at this – the adoration of the woman! look at this expression, this pose, this decorum! (1910-1940)

and then some of my favourites from the more playful or direct category, enjoy (1910-1930):

[niiv]

@daysbeforethefall i feel like…… we also…… need to take some of these

[moist-astronaut]

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

[straightboyfriend]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[1617]

yeah i’m shy but i’m not “☺️ 🥺” shy i’m “😐🧍” shy

[92m]

[cattleworship]

[ifyouseekay468]

[dreamxeyes]

Ahahahahah!

[ghostigram]

[charlottemadison42]

ok i am EXTREMELY impressed by the venn diagram

[vurtual]

Jellyfish (by Cesar Garcia Rayo)

[kingtutskickflip]

[beyondhighh]

ninja turtle stole yo bitch

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

Fuck this *uncats your girl*

[razzleberryjam]

Fuck YOU *unboys your cat*

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

SCREAMING OVER THIS

[rainbow-femme]

Literally the best part of Breaking Dawn is Renesmee getting sad that she doesn’t sparkle like the others, and Bella saying “You’re the prettiest” followed immediately by Edward saying “I have to disagree” right in front of her

Like I get Edward can’t turn off the Bella Compliment Machine but imagine being self conscious about your looks and your mom is like “oh honey I think you’re the best looking one here.” And then your dad walks in like “What? No she’s not.”

[notquitetwilight]

this is so fucking funny bruh I’m physically crying bc I forgot smeyer needed her self-insert to be so not-like-other-girls that not even her kid could be complimented more highly than her by her own damn parents sjsjggzksndhxkdjdbshsissks

[lord-armitage]

World’s Best Father right here 

[its-the-fluorescence]

Ok but now that I’m re-reading the text....

Why does it come across like Edward means

No, you bland looking child. It is I who is the prettiest.

[themintycupcake]

Christians hate when a gay man goes “fuck it, I’ll gladly go to Hell if you want me to so bad” because it takes the edge away from their tools of fear. If they can’t scare you with threats of eternal damnation then one of their main weapons is taken away.

[f1rstperson]