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[tatooineaguafresca]

tatooine "agua fresca" recipe ↓↓

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translating literally to "fresh water," this drink is sure to keep you cool and refreshed on even the hottest of tatooinian evenings

note: this recipe has been modified to contain only ingredients native to planet earth

ingredients

hibiscus flowers (a cup 🧒🏼)

water (3-6 cups to start)

sweetener of choice

instructions

(optional, use your best judgement) rinse flowers

add flowers and water to a pot

bring to a boil

reduce heat and allow flowers to simmer for 10-15 min

(optional) for a more concentrated flavor, remove from heat and let sit for an extra 15 minutes

strain

(optional) eat a few of the flowers. it is especially fun if they are fresh

if your name is shmi skywalker water it down until it's barely anything. otherwise water down to taste

add sweetener to taste

if possible, place in a cooling compartment

serve with ice

enjoy 🌺

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[infinitejedilove]

[star-wars-forever]

[starwarsthursdays]

Week ?? “Look Obi wan, I made a tiny droid!”

im so happy with thisssss. My eyes hurt from painting it for hours

[weepingpresence]

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[maykitz]

beyond f*cked up what disney is doing in the indiana jones franchise considering harrison ford's advanced age

[papasmoke]

The face he makes when he wants cuddles, food, or sex

[voidartisan]

I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen

[voidartisan]

Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that he’s a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dooku’s clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatists’ top military secrets in a month, max

[voidartisan]

I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information

Dooku:…what are you doing

Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: I’m a double agent. Passing them bad intel.

Dooku: I didn’t ask you to do that

Obi-Wan: …i’m taking initiative????

Dooku:

Dooku: We’ll it’s about time SOMEONE around here did

[voidartisan]

Palpatine: There have been far too many “coincidences” with the Jedi lately. The information your new apprentice is transmitting is accurate, I’m sure of it.

Dooku: My boy would never do such a thing

Palpatine: Your b— you know, the whole “no attachments” is a Jedi thing but I think we need to have a talk

[terapsina]

Let's just add another layer to this cuz I bet that LIKE the Raako Hardeen incident no one tells Anakin anything.

So we also have an unhinged (but in the OTHER direction) Anakin chasing Obi-Wan across the galaxy going: 'Come back to the light side, Master, you're my brother!'

So now Palpatine's dealing with the unexpected headache of his planned future apprentice being too busy trying to de-sithify the not-actually-a-sith!Obi-Wan to get sithified himself.

[wolverina2002]

Anakin suddenly throwing himself hard into being the perfect Jedi to guide his master back to the light is hilarious

[mintraindrop]

I am in love with that idea. with all of that. please someone make this canon.

[captainrexs]

[broken-sonnets]

Mon Mothma concept art by: Michael Wilkinson and Andrei Riabovitchev (3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 12) Michael Wilkinson and Glyn Dillon (1, 2, 7, 10, 11)

The Art of Andor (Phil Szostak)

[jedi-anakin]

Ewan McGregor splash George Lucas behind the scenes of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

[soapsmoviesfootballfan]

[padmestrilogy]

🦷 bloglikeajedi Follow

tae-lor swiff's padawan era before she ditched the order & married that ugly ass separatist >>>>

🙋🏼‍♀️ theffateofspopheliass Follow

OMG there is NO PROOF Travi supports the separatist movement. Posing with Nute Gunray after winning the shockbowl doesn't mean ANYTHING about his actual politics it's basic **FUCKING** professionalism. And judging a woman for her choice to leave a misogynist cult is DISGUSTING. All you losers would rather have Tae still traumatized and writing albums about how devastating the attachment ban was than happy and thriving with a big dick hubby. Maybe give the lyrics of "Honey" a read: "If anyone called me 'honey' / It was training in the temple, droid white / They were saying that blade don't suit me / And I swung like a bantha" 🗣️ 🙄

🦷 bloglikeajedi Follow

whatever seppie

🫆 fyeahcharrispxcx Follow

anyway stream sympathy is a slugthrower

🌠 wookiee-kriffer-wookiee-lover Follow

So sorry to butt in really I am very sorry. I know about the cult allegations but since when do people call the Jedi misogynist?

👺 lothsickbabey Follow

i was going to give a genuine balanced answer to this but then i realized your account is just. exclusively reblogs of cartoon wookiee micropenis porn.

👺 lothsickbabey Follow

i scrolled for like 3 hours man i couldn't find anything but cartoon wookiee micropenis porn. endless variations on how the penis could be lost in the 1 polygon fur and shit. really took something out of me

🧟‍♀️ loveskenobi Follow

this spost is a fucking nightmare

🏞️ unofficialnabootourism-board Follow

anyone in this thread smoke death sticks

🪢 vladtheimposter Follow

Ah....ahem...I must go against the tide at hand. The Swiffie has a point: Tae-Lor suffered greatly in the order. The Jedi may wear the mask of nurture, but only as a blindfold, just as suitable for wrapping around a dissenter's mouth....to the brave few, the Jedi are the rag itself, old, flimsy, soon to be discarded into the depths of our great core...I cannot hate Swiff for seeking such freedom. Nor can I claim honest curiosity to her boyfriend's leanings, when at the heart of your oh so beloved Republic sits none other than the most fearsome, all powerful Sith...

🌸 nix-christo Follow

what. what. what.

👐 strawberryspothic Follow

dude just dropped that shit and dipped

🧑🏿‍🎤 xx_panicked-loverz_xx Follow

I understand we're well past that but the swiffie having no objections to the calling Travi ugly is killing me

🪏 nottielottieknotts Follow

omg gang i was going through my trainwreck spost tag & look at this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 1 cycle old 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he knew lol

🧞‍♀️ jediloversanonymous Follow

yeah we're all in hiding now barbara can you keep it moving

👱🏻‍♀️ swiffie-heritage-sposts Follow

swiffie heritage spost

[husborth-deactivated20241109]

as someone who got 2 concussions this year and inhaled toxic substances at the workplace i can confidently inform you all that all characters in the star wars prequels are absolved of stupidity. they're all dumb as a box of rocks but its not their fault that no one made them wear helmets in wartime. the introduction of SPOSHA (space OSHA) would reduce incidences of darth vader creation by at least one i just know it

[husborth-deactivated20241109]

"anakin shouldn't have done that" he was huffing space gasoline at age 7 literally what did you expect. "obi-wan shouldn't have done that" he literally goes through a window face first in episode 2. "padme shouldn't have done that" she's had a career since she was 10

[husborth-deactivated20241109]

OVER 20? i thought that shit was at 14 god's honest truth. which is bad enough but WORSE? holy shit. you could fucking fly a jet plane through the holes in his brain, legend has it if you get a brain scan on that man the scarring on his frontal lobe spells out 'HELP.' fucking 20+? that live fast die young ass motherfucker. born with a job, broke both legs by 6, death NASCAR career by 9, logged his first kill at 11, married at 19, 20+ workplace electrocutions by 22. installs his first authoritarian government by 22. overachieving but in all the wrong fields only. i mean 20+? that man hasn't walked in a straight line in years. holy fuck man. 20+? yeeeeeeeeeeesh. holy shit. fuck

[husborth-deactivated20241109]

i've crunched the numbers and analyzed the situations man and i tell you i ran this in the most favorable of conditions. assuming this boy turned 19 literally 5 minutes before AOTC picks up and Space Years can be substituted by our years, and by '20+' we mean 21, this dude gets electrocuted every 7.4 weeks. dude...... like bro. like man.

[husborth-deactivated20241109]

HEY SO IT WASN'T FAVORABLE CONDITIONS APPARENTLY IT WAS FUCKING 30 TIMES FOR A RATE OF 1 ELECTROCUTION EVERY 5 WEEKS HAHAHAHAHAHA

[obiwong]

[maythe4th]

Obi-Wan Kenobi & Leia Organa in OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) @swshows week: day six – favorite dynamic

[doodledogart]

lost that little r2 unit :T

[stagbeetleboy]

You wish you had something this awesome