Weed, porn, and funny shit

Just a guy. Pansexual. 34 male he/him

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dogpuppy]

[clowncrime-deactivated20201102]

[bakuraryxu]

oh my god i didnt know there was a sequel image

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

new seasons greasons lore dropped

[konfettiklown]

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

[konfettiklown]

look what he drives. i have got to get this little purple fucks spotify

[thominyourside]

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[shrimpeyedvieww]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[newathens]

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

[newathens]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the irony of me finishing this up and realizing its fucken.

five am

okya

okay i'll listne to the commission i have a stream to run in like 12 hours

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

#world heritage post

bruh what do you MEAN its got less than two k notes and is less than a week old

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

One of my colleagues and good friends was bitten by one of his favorite snakes yesterday (mistaken feeding bite) and he's handling it really well and normally. He texted me this meme in the middle of the night and I thought you all would appreciate it

[stardrifting]

touch starved but for physical violence

[digitalachilles]

reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment

[foone]

The best thing about Star Trek is that there are two possibilities:

1. All of Starfleet is like this. Every ship keeps getting stuck in negative space wedgies where they become their own parents and accidentally marry JFK while learning a lesson about what it means to be human, every week

2. Only the ships/stations we see are like this. Most ships spend their time ferrying diplomats around, delivering supplies, and charting nebulae. The diplomats never have a dark secret that endangers the ship. The supplies get there in time, and they never have to play a deadly game with a sufficiently advanced alien to survive, and the nebulae? Beautiful, but they're just a bunch of ionized hydrogen and assorted space dust. They never conceal a romulan battle fleet ready to invade Thrackus VII that's only uncovered because a teenager accidentally beats them all at space checkers.

These are the only two possibilities. And they are both hilarious.

Either there's an entire interstellar organization that's constantly tripping into weird science shit and plots against the universe and alien worlds where everyone has to eat their shoes or they are put to death...

Or there are like 8 ships out there which are just SO WEIRD and the rest of the organization is like "oh God not them again. We sent them to go stop an asteroid and they got their whole ship duplicated, one of the crew murdered their other self, they blew up their ship to stop aliens from turning them into spiders, then went back in time to stop space Nazis from killing Alexander Graham Bell and preventing the invention of the communicator. Next time, just send the USS Hatshepsut. The last weird thing that happened to them is that once they left Starbase 17 only to discover a week later that they'd gotten 20,000 boxes of self-sealing stembolts instead of oscillation overthrusters by mistake, so they had to stop by Deep Space 4 and get some extra supplies."

Like I said, both of these possibilities are hilarious.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

:D

Personally I prefer option two but yes, these are both amazing :D

[howieduet]

It is canon that Kirk is infamous among a certain secretive sector of Starfleet because he's at the center of so many temporal anomalies.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Kirk: Captains Log

Stardate....the year of the tiger

Well, they stole my first officers brain again

Starfleet Command: What in the good love of fuck are we reading here

[elfwreck]

The reason Next Gen kept encountering things the Enterprise 1 had already dealt with... and then saying "oh, nothing like this has ever happened before" is that nobody believed Kirk's records. They thought he was making stuff up. Maybe, if they're feeling generous, he'd come down with Space Flu and... exaggerated a few details.

Spock backed up Kirk's record, but Spock is obviously compromised.

Also his brain was stolen. Maybe. If that wasn't some kind of metaphor.

("Metaphor for what?" "Don't ask me, Ensign; I didn't spend four years in deep space on explore-the-whatever duty. Who knows what they get up to out there?")

[bogleech]

Wish pokemon did more with unown, we've never even seen a character who has one as their main little buddy or anything. I wanna know who goes through life in that world with a pet letter G, it has to be somebody

[pips-squeak]

what movie did you have on loop as a kid

ponyo (this is for me)

the lion king

aladdin

cars

a movie that was definitely too mature for you

star wars

any superhero movie

matilda

an old disney princess movie (snow white, cinderella, etc

something else (say in tags)

Voting ended onMar 4, 2023

[xplodingunicorn]

[creekfiend]

It's always funny to me when someone's like Americans suck Americans are so weird and I'm like yeah buddy you'll get no argument from me and then they go on to be like "ew they SMILE at you on the BUS" or "they say THANK YOU TOO MUCH at restaurants" and I'm like wait hang on thats what you're going with???? We do WAY worse stuff than that dude like are you sure that's your final answer

[creekfiend]

Oh exactly