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Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is
If you think about it the itsy bitsy spider is just sisyphus for toddlers
While superficially similar, the themes of the narratives are entirely distinct.
Sisyphus pushes the boulder as a punishment for attempting to cheat the natural cycle of life, teaching the lesson that attempting to cheat your way out of fate will inevitably fail in the end. This is of course a metaphor for the rich and powerful in society who only do things for their own gain and despite amassing so much power and wealth die just as easy as the rest of you (I on the other hand am actually an immortal eldritch fish). Remember, Sisyphus was originally a king after all.
The story of our beloved itsy bitsy spider on the other hand is a message about the indomitable human spirit. The spider chooses to climb the spout each time of its own volition. It teaches the listener to never give up in the face of seemingly insurmountable oppressive forces. The spider is simply a small little thing, much like each of us feel about ourselves. It represents the downtrodden masses and serves as inspiration to keep fighting.
Thank you for coming to my lecture.
why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID
i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw
women should get even more childless
(Edit for clarification: This audio post is the original version of the song that was released for a short period of time before being made unavailable. It's the version that's used in the Tiktok edits. Not to be confused with the music video/new version. I will continue to keep this archive up, as the original version, in full, is still not easily accessible to the public.)
ZENDAYA attends the New York premiere of The Odyssey — July 14, 2026
Two years ago, the occupation destroyed our home, turning our dreams, memories, and everything we owned into piles of rubble and ash, as seen in this picture.
“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
are non brits aware of count binface.
oh my fucking god
LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
"Accusations of rape ruin men's lives and careers."
You only have to look at how many footballers who have rape accusations against them that happily represent their countries in huge tournaments like the World Cup without anyone really giving a shit to see what bollocks that is.
Women are rarely taken seriously, rarely believed, rarely stood up for, especially when their abusers are rich and famous.
2026 FIFA World Cup players who’ve been accused of rape and/or physical abuse:
Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal), Achraf Hakimi (Morocco), Thomas Partey (Ghana), Gonzalo Montiel (Argentina), Thiago Almada (Argentina), Junya Ito (Japan), Kaishu Sano (Japan), Ryan Mendes (Cabo Verde).
At least one of these men, Thomas Partey, is currently actively awaiting criminal trial on seven charges of rape and sexual assault but was still able to play at one of the largest sporting events in the world.
There are no words. Pack it up folks, it's over.
the slow casual creep of misogyny back into every point of our lives both digital and physical is making me feel fucking insane
Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people
please keep talking about how Becky from Maryland doesn't like the rising gas prices. It's clearly the more pressing issue.
