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hanyuu

Hanyuu is all alone

yuriinullification

topless mahjong is gonna be the next big thing

#everybody hop on #everybody.... everybody come on... come on .... hjop on.... everony

dogpuppy

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

mirrorama

orcboxer

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

sneebertdeebert

Sneebert Deebert

orcboxer

isntnothing

I’m in love with this stupid shirt

zangoonse

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

zangoonse

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

mobjack878

and on the pedestal these words appear: "i am Ozymandias, King of Kings. look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair." nothing beside remains.

charl0ttan

We Are Completely Fucked

luxwing

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

luxwing

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

cheaphalloweencostume

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

secreteggplantbaby

shivroy

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

the doctor remembers the toymaker the giggle

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

not100bees

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.