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The last snack you ate is now your wizard name is it good?
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he could be any one of us
LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED
let it be so
getting a note on a super old post
reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind
can you believe it guys, dashcon 10 yr anniversary, just a week away
Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.
Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.
Still no homo ?
I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.
this is my favorite addition by a mile. I am now glad that I made this post
bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting
would you fuck the bear
yes
no
Some additional info from the comments:
- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled
- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done
- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled
- bear is 24 years old
16 votes but only 2 reblogs. you're all cowards
How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy
im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit
you can’t fucking do this to me
make a Beast
eyes
wings
legs
teeth
bioluminescence
spikes
fur
nose
claws
scales
height
length
i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes
Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt
i love looking at cringe couples shirts and man
man
people realy don’t need to be this bad but they are, somehow
I hate all of this honestly
non-finance related but still wtf worthy:
people apparently choose to wear these things?
like
no one is holding a gun to their heads?
yet people choose to dress this way
That last one is so much better than the others because it doesnt imply they dislike each other
Last shirts just like "when we do it raw and nasty, the mouse ears stay on!"
Last shirts just like “when
we do it raw and nasty,
the mouse ears stay on!”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Okay, here's my idea:
The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.
Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.
And there's a perfect date for it coming up!
October 14th, 2066.
A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.
Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.
Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.
So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.
Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.
Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.
Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.
the Final Bill
This is actually a really good idea, I think.
Since it's apparently the 20th anniversary of the flash cartoon "Badgers", here's an actual childhood photo taken with a film camera of me watching it with my sister almost 2 decades ago...
This is the first time I've seen proof you two were ever in the same room tbh
getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification
I hate when cis people have good names, I wanna compliment them but they didn't come up with that so why should I 😤😤😤
Get their mom's numbers
holy shit that's genius
"hey I really like your name can I get your mom's number?" this can only go smoothly
my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious
"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."