thoughts and swears

Taylor. Haven’t done this in a while.

[leclercari]

Hey...

[themoonandmyman]

This proving our point that the little ‘heyyyy’ in the hospital was Shane trying to comfort Ilya 😭

[vibrantbloom]

"He's going to worry" is such an underrated moment for showing that Shane knows Ilya's in deep. They haven't taken the leap yet, skirting the edges of whether they're going to do this. But still you have to tell Ilya that Shane's safe, he'll worry.

And woah, does he worry.

[goth-queen]

[mxjackparker]

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

[json-derulo]

earlier I was coming back up from skating and one of the starstruck little kids from across the hall asked me, “how are you allowed to drive on the inside?” (referring to the fact that I carefully skate in the hallway and elevator, because swapping shoes on and off for the one-block commute to and from the park is a massive pain in the ass), and I swear to god the dialogue options that flashed up on my heads-up display were

[] Nothing in the lease explicitly says I can’t, and all uncodified rules are merely suggestions

[] I’m probably not, but the only people in this building who are fast enough to actually stop me are the maintenance guys who are all charmed by my kind green eyes and adorable dog

[x] I ate all my vegetables and did my homework so my mom said I’m allowed to do whatever I want

[arcsi0]

hockey yaoi captivates me in the past present and future

[unalivejournal]

Reddit post: Hey I'm thinking about pursuing this career does anyone have any advice for my path?

Comments: This job is hell my life is hell don't do it. I wake up every morning for work and hold a gun to my head while doing deep breathing exercises. Find a time machine and go back to 1979 if you even want a chance of getting a position. Prepare to move 5000 miles away. You will be paid one penny per hour for the first 15 years and your days will be 12 hours long at minimum. Being dead is better than doing this profession

[berlynn-wohl]

[testdevice]

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

[enby-denby]

They call it the Odyssey because it really do be Odd at Sea

[stupidpetface]

[naamahdarling]

Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

[xocowilde]

Visual reference of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat, because I love it

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[kingcatnine]

the bisexuality was there. it didnt change anything. it didn't save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the bisexuality was there

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[shanesmouth]

1x01 ➥ 1x06

[my-2nd-account]

He slides down smoother than butter on a hot pan

[fuckrozanov]

i know we love the board checks during the fuckfest montage but this check post-tuna meltdown fucking kills me. ilya is just so. look me in the eyes. do you miss me. do you regret it. am i losing you for good am i losing you for good am i losing you for good.

[my-2nd-account]

More HR as textposts:

[escapepodding]

Truly feel like Ilya would want to soft launch asap and would be trying to low key drop subtle little hints (blowing kisses at the camera when asked if he had a message for his rival, deliberately getting bits of Shane in photos he posts, wearing the plaid shirt or even Metros merch he stole) and everything would be written off by fans and press as ragebaiting. He is trying to live his best and truest loverboy life but the ragebaiter reputation haunts him

Shane does not want anyone to suspect and is accidentally way more sus and obvious because of it. We see it in his hotel room with Hayden. My cringefail doesn't lie to his parents boy is way more likely to give the game away to his horror, while Ilya can try to declare his love on tv and get laughed off

[magpie-trove]

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!